time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/379.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5388057e63687239efa30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have no words.\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BopxfQwIAAAEada.png:large!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538805ba6368723940900300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5388057e63687239efa30300#post_5388057e63687239efa30300\r\n\r\nOf course you don't! How could you understand their love?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5388061963687235fa650400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538805ba6368723940900300#post_538805ba6368723940900300\r\n!http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nevermind_nathan_fillion.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5388069e6368723832570400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5388061963687235fa650400#post_5388061963687235fa650400\r\n\r\nYeah, that's what I thought...\r\n\r\nSo, beautiful... *sniff*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538806c763687239ef4e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5388069e6368723832570400#post_5388069e6368723832570400\r\nI can't wait to see the children!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538806d563687237839b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5388057e63687239efa30300#post_5388057e63687239efa30300\r\nLet's just hope it doesn't end up like aliens 3.  We've had enough cross-species babies as we can possibly can handle; a little Caboose running around with a 50mm cannon for a head was bad enough.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538807296368723e15910400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538806d563687237839b0400#post_538806d563687237839b0400\r\nCaboose had a baby?! Wait when did this happen?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538807716368723783d30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5388057e63687239efa30300#post_5388057e63687239efa30300\r\n~I actually find it kinda hot.~","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5388079e6368723482850400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And notice that the Xeno is blushing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538807a86368723554ba0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538807296368723e15910400#post_538807296368723e15910400\r\nI was making a reference to the time Sheila and Lopez ran off to make their own robot army and Church said he didn't want some weird love triangle.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538807e163687239406c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538807a86368723554ba0400#post_538807a86368723554ba0400\r\nOooohhh I remember now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5388082d6368723482b10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Xenpai!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538808416368723554ff0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So three gay guys walk into a bar. There's only one stool left. What do they do?\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Turn it upside-down![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5388086b63687235802c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538808416368723554ff0400#post_538808416368723554ff0400\r\nRimshot.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538808886368723580350500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5388086b63687235802c0500#post_5388086b63687235802c0500\r\nIn more ways than one~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5388089863687238758a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.americasleadingmediapitchcoach.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/waste-of-time-283x300.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"538808be6368723832060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538808416368723554ff0400#post_538808416368723554ff0400\r\nYOU SAW THAT?! Err. . I mean haha funny joke.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538809186368723940f20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538808886368723580350500#post_538808886368723580350500\r\nThat response should also get a rimshot, but then I think we'd just get stuck in an endless recursive loop, so instead it gets a drum solo.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53880a226368723875530500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"World's most offensive jokes:\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DkK06zZ_o","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53880a9763687240b9380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have I told you guys how much I love Kaoru Mori?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53880afe63687241af500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53880a226368723875530500#post_53880a226368723875530500\r\n\r\nMy soul is black as coal, yoohoheeho","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53880b47636872428d300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Look at that detail!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/cf550725d2a7637131df16203a7d436c/tumblr_muiutiqy6g1shzoy1o1_500.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53880b726368723e9b690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says \"why the long face?\"\r\n\r\nThe horse starts crying because he didn't ask to be born like this.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53880b9163687240086c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53880b726368723e9b690000#post_53880b726368723e9b690000\r\nI chuckled.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53880c186368724114900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53880b9163687240086c0000#post_53880b9163687240086c0000\r\nI stole that from someone, I don't remember who.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}