time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4269.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54ee80636368725d8d120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7fd86368724113d21600#post_54ee7fd86368724113d21600\r\nIt must have gotten in his pants somehow. Brown reclus spiders are normally pretty chill. But excess and sporadic movements can freak them out and make them bite.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee809a63687261a8880500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7f8263687251dcd80000#post_54ee7f8263687251dcd80000\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7e816368722c74042100#post_54ee7e816368722c74042100\r\n*Activates Burning Finger in a Zaku*\r\n\r\nHAHA!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7f306368725d8d560200#post_54ee7f306368725d8d560200\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee7f6963687268e7a01700#post_54ee7f6963687268e7a01700\r\nthat does sound good! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee80bc6368725d18410200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80636368725d8d120300#post_54ee80636368725d8d120300\r\nDon't those things paralyze you when bitten? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee80d663687252cb070500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80636368725d8d120300#post_54ee80636368725d8d120300\r\nIt actually happened to him when he sat down to take a shit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54ee81226368725a008c1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80d663687252cb070500#post_54ee80d663687252cb070500\r\nAnd he was gone for three whole days? Jesus. \r\n\r\nI guess they really do paralyze you when bitten. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee813163687252054b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80bc6368725d18410200#post_54ee80bc6368725d18410200\r\nI'm not sure about paralysis, but the biggest worry after a brown recluse bite is necrosis. The venom basically kills the surrounding tissue and causes it to rot while it's still attached. And the rotting flesh just continues and continues until you eventually die from it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee814a6368722ce89d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee80d663687252cb070500#post_54ee80d663687252cb070500\r\nOkay, would it be inappropriate to laugh?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee81556368723f62e04d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee809a63687261a8880500#post_54ee809a63687261a8880500\r\n!http://attackongaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/eat-shit-zaku.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee819663687245ecaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee813163687252054b0100#post_54ee813163687252054b0100\r\nThat sound, terrible. Jesus man!\r\n\r\nThat kind of reminds me of those weird Desert Spider's that can kill a Camel because when it bites it like puts a giant whole in your body. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee81b16368722ce8ca0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81556368723f62e04d00#post_54ee81556368723f62e04d00\r\nWHY YOU DO THAT!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee81b16368725d18ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee819663687245ecaa0000#post_54ee819663687245ecaa0000\r\nThe Camel Spider.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee81ef6368722ce8da0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81b16368722ce8ca0400#post_54ee81b16368722ce8ca0400\r\nBecause it's funny.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee81f463687222399c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Zeek sympathizers. Zeek Sympathizers everywhere.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ee81fb6368722ce8e10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee819663687245ecaa0000#post_54ee819663687245ecaa0000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee813163687252054b0100#post_54ee813163687252054b0100\r\nThat sound, terrible. Jesus man!\r\n\r\nThat kind of reminds me of those weird Desert Spider's that can kill a Camel because when it bites it like puts a giant whole in your body. [/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81b16368725d18ca0200#post_54ee81b16368725d18ca0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee819663687245ecaa0000#post_54ee819663687245ecaa0000\r\nThe Camel Spider.[/bq]\r\n\r\nAustralia?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ee82266368725d8db60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81b16368725d18ca0200#post_54ee81b16368725d18ca0200\r\nThat's the one!\r\n!http://nature-wallpapers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Camel-spiders.jpg!\r\n\r\nLook at these cool ass motherfuckahs! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee8236636872172f8a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81fb6368722ce8e10400#post_54ee81fb6368722ce8e10400\r\nMiddle East actually.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee824a636872018b240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee82266368725d8db60300#post_54ee82266368725d8db60300\r\n#Scared","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54ee82626368723f622a4e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81ef6368722ce8da0400#post_54ee81ef6368722ce8da0400\r\n*Pushes you down with the Zaku* \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81f463687222399c0200#post_54ee81f463687222399c0200\r\nHey man! Sieg Zeon!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee81fb6368722ce8e10400#post_54ee81fb6368722ce8e10400\r\nPrison? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee829d63687203101d1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee8236636872172f8a0100#post_54ee8236636872172f8a0100\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee82266368725d8db60300#post_54ee82266368725d8db60300\r\n\r\nImagine one of those but 60 feet longer.\r\n\r\nDune anyone?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ee82a363687264e7431400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee824a636872018b240000#post_54ee824a636872018b240000\r\nThey're virtually harmless to humans. They're nonvenomous, and their bites HURT too much not to notice","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee82c76368722ad3563400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee82266368725d8db60300#post_54ee82266368725d8db60300\r\nAAAAAAAAAAh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54ee82c86368722ad3583400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee824a636872018b240000#post_54ee824a636872018b240000\r\nDon't worry from what I hear they a giant Scaredy Cats.\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-afpqDWKC3IE/UVV_5-TU7LI/AAAAAAAABGw/dRUeuPh6xgA/s1600/World's+largest+living+spiders.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ee830f63687268e7811800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee82626368723f622a4e00#post_54ee82626368723f622a4e00\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111133347/3523744-9633098958-13000.jpg!\r\nFuck it.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ee83176368725d184c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ee82c86368722ad3583400#post_54ee82c86368722ad3583400\r\nThey are. They're more likely to run under the sand from you than attack you.\r\nAnd they're mostly nocturnal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ee837e6368727610e22700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Want to see the biggest spider in the world!\r\n\r\nGIANT HUNTSMAN SPIDER!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/555/101/5bc.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}