time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/445.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538fdaf96368726cc8c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000#post_538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000\r\n_*WHAT THE FUCK!?*_\r\n\r\nTRASH! TO THE GETTER MOBILE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fdb176368726a5af90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000#post_538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000\r\n...Since a robot would be overkill\r\n\r\nHENSHIN!\r\n\r\nI am the child of the sun!\r\n\r\nKamen rider! Black! R! X!\r\n\r\n*Starts punching the spiders*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fdb3b6368726cc8e50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We'll have to nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fdb426368726def200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000#post_538fda9c6368726d3fcd0000\r\n\r\n\r\nramirez: prepare the bazooka.\r\n\r\n*launches misile at randomsaur corpse, causing 8 bar damage to all spiders*\r\n\r\n*deadbolt attacks with a shot that damages spiders and paralizes it, 4 bars of damage, head shot tos a spider too, 12 bars of damage*\r\n\r\n*shiv goliath supresses the last spider*\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fdb506368726e33de0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdb176368726a5af90000#post_538fdb176368726a5af90000\r\n*More and more spiders crawl out of the corpse, overwhelming Trashboat*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdb5f6368726d7ee50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdaf96368726cc8c20000#post_538fdaf96368726cc8c20000\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdb176368726a5af90000#post_538fdb176368726a5af90000\r\n\r\nDinasour!\r\n\r\nHe breathes CO ~2~!\r\n\r\nKill the dino and the spiders die as well, or that's the theory","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538fdb8b6368726d541e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*BIG BOMBER KIIIIIIIIICK!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fdbbb6368726bfdf30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdb506368726e33de0000#post_538fdb506368726e33de0000\r\n\r\n\r\n*all soldiers use their hooks to take high ground and cover, safe from spiders*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fdbd66368726dd5ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdbbb6368726bfdf30000#post_538fdbbb6368726bfdf30000\r\n*The spiders start flying*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdc266368726bf1770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdbd66368726dd5ea0000#post_538fdbd66368726dd5ea0000\r\n*Takes out Samurai sword*\r\n\r\nTime to kick ass!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fdc3f6368726d7e310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdc266368726bf1770100#post_538fdc266368726bf1770100\r\n*The spiders get mini samurai swords*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdc416368726b45380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdb506368726e33de0000#post_538fdb506368726e33de0000\r\nAh!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdb5f6368726d7ee50000#post_538fdb5f6368726d7ee50000\r\nThat's it!\r\n\r\nREVOLCANE!\r\n\r\n*I pull out a laser sword from my belt and Kill the spiders that are on me*\r\n\r\nREVOLCRASH!\r\n\r\n*I leap over to Random's corpse, Impaling it*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fdc956368726d7e570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdc416368726b45380100#post_538fdc416368726b45380100\r\n*You just made the situation worse. Spiders start falling from the sky*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdca56368726d54400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"==*A wild army of spiders appeared!*==\r\n\r\n==*CogWeaver uses MAUD PIE*==\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/6/2/643077/large.png!\r\n\r\nIt's SUPER EFFECTIVE.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"538fdcb66368726c1bf10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdc3f6368726d7e310100#post_538fdc3f6368726d7e310100\r\n*TURBO WING!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fdcf86368726b457c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdc3f6368726d7e310100#post_538fdc3f6368726d7e310100\r\n\r\n*smoke grenade confers 20% defense 10% will and 20% health to all soldiers*\r\n\r\n*sniper uses paralizing shot and headshot, 2 spiders die*\r\n\r\n*heavy uses shreeder bazooka, 6 damage to all spiders and have 40% less health*\r\n\r\n*assault uses double shot to kill 2 spiders*\r\n\r\n*second heavy uses supressor to avoid spiders from moving*\r\n\r\n*alloy SHIV uses laser to attack another spide, 14 critikal hit, spider dies*\r\n\r\n*turn ends*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fdd056368726c453d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdc956368726d7e570100#post_538fdc956368726d7e570100\r\nIt should have exploded!\r\n\r\nEveryone! Henshin! Quick!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fdd246368726d3f900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The spiders start to shoot lasers*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdd486368726cf2fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdcf86368726b457c0100#post_538fdcf86368726b457c0100\r\n*There are hundreds of billions of spiders, so killing a mere few doesn't do anything*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fdd856368726d54660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Whats up everybo-\r\n*sees mayhem*\r\nBye-bye, everybody.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538fdd936368726c6b800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Soooo... nuking the site from orbit. We should probably get on that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fddaf6368726c6b920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdd056368726c453d0100#post_538fdd056368726c453d0100\r\nHENSHIN!\r\n\r\nKamen Rider.... Samurai!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fddc66368726ca8e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdd486368726cf2fa0000#post_538fdd486368726cf2fa0000\r\n\r\n*spiders all fuse together to form bigger spiders, they lose numbers so that allows me to kill them individualy, but increases their health up to three full lines*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fddc96368726bfd8b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Transforms into his Biorider form*\r\n\r\nGuys? Henshin!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fddcf6368726d3fbb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fdd936368726c6b800100#post_538fdd936368726c6b800100\r\nBut if you do that, Millions will die!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}