time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4625.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5502f71b63687260d8230f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502f6b563687233f4ea1300#post_5502f6b563687233f4ea1300\r\nI to hate fish ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5502f7346368726335cf0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502f710636872093d630300#post_5502f710636872093d630300\r\nThey are dangerous","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5502f7fc63687262ba960f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502484f6368720703400400#post_5502484f6368720703400400\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550232286368726c4eb90000#post_550232286368726c4eb90000\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]0⃣ to 💯 real quick 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥[/bq]\r\nDem squares[/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/gywx9/68033515c0.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5502f87c63687260d8cd0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502f61a63687260d8c00e00#post_5502f61a63687260d8c00e00\r\nAfter consuming the bland crust the flavoured part with taste even better than ever before.\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502f6396368727933cc0000#post_5502f6396368727933cc0000\r\n\"And when I went to the Queen to tell her that her subjects don't have enough bread. Do you know what she said?\"\r\n\r\n\"Let them eat cake.\"\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5502f93f63687265d3b21200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502f0e3636872655e7e0f00#post_5502f0e3636872655e7e0f00\r\nJoking aside I never understood why mass media tries to make everything kid friendly or why people seem to think that toning down franchises to be kid friendly makes them better.  Making sexual franchises or such toned down to make something kid friendly makes about as much sense as if someone were to try to make a fifty shades of gray movie for kids (If someone were to try this I bet chris hansen would be knocking on the producer's home door).","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5502fb1c6368726335b01000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothin' like watchin' the 2nd part of the Persona 3 movie.\r\n[spoiler]!https://40.media.tumblr.com/7f19f5fdee93c5bd9ac3d7c81d2a3a51/tumblr_nl2yanlhEd1t2xcwyo2_540.png![/spoiler]","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5502fb286368721154c00f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502f93f63687265d3b21200#post_5502f93f63687265d3b21200\r\nI blame soccer moms.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"550304dd6368726657301200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Some don’t like Goodwitch\r\nthey call her an old bitch\r\nbut she’s always got the itch\r\nand she knows how to make you twitch.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"5503065063687268afd90600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Imagine fairy tale characters coming to reality.\r\nAnd then, they act nothing like in the books.\r\n\r\nDorothy, an expert street fighter that had killed 500 flying baboons in a single battle. She was transported when enjoying the countryside instead of the city life where she would beat up gang members and force them to pay with money or blood. She made allies with the Tin Man; a man forced to wear an indestructible suit of armor, Lion; a _lion_ that had been thrown out of the circus and Scarecrow; who is pretty much a hobo. She is widely known as \"Red Shoes\" Dorothy.\r\n\r\nSnow White, an young girl with important relations that is forced to flee from her power-hungry step mother. She later lived in a rundown apartment near the woods at the edge of town. She is also guarded by the \"Seven Dwarves\", a group of bodyguards in suits that are only called \"dwarves\" because they dwarf those around them. They protect her and sometimes steal money if given the chance.\r\n\r\nMary Poppins, a witch that travels to a dysfunctional family as a sign of gratitude to a similar witch that helped her and gave her magic. She acts as a nanny and make the children's lives terrible in order to teach them how to mature and protect themselves from dangerous investors and slavers. Their father, George, was a knight at the Banks Order, ruled by the Grandmaster Dawes. He was thrown out after making a mistake that jeopardized the Order. Using the magic words taught to him by Mary Poppins; “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”, Grandmaster Dawes died the other day due to uncontrollable laughter. His son discovered that his father was cursed and rehired George as he needed as many knights as he can due to the loss of morale.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550306c163687268afec0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Now it’s true that Ruby is sadly lacking in booby\r\nbut she’s certainly no newbie\r\nJust give her some lubey\r\nand she’ll make you howl like Scooby.\r\n\r\nIt’s certainly nice to get freaky with Weiss\r\nbut you’d better think twice\r\nHer skin’s as cold as ice\r\nand she squeals like mice.\r\n\r\nShe’s a bit of a flake\r\nbut it’s fun to screw Blake\r\nShe gets as wet as a lake\r\nyou’ll never have to fake\r\nand she’s got a lot of love to make\r\n\r\n\"I need a gang to bang!\" Said Yang\r\nexposing her thang\r\nto make the boys go \"Dang!\"[/spoiler]","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"5503077d636872653b800800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5502fb1c6368726335b01000#post_5502fb1c6368726335b01000\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]Nothin' like watchin' the 2nd part of the Persona 3 movie.\r\n[spoiler]!https://40.media.tumblr.com/7f19f5fdee93c5bd9ac3d7c81d2a3a51/tumblr_nl2yanlhEd1t2xcwyo2_540.png![/spoiler][/bq]\r\nToo bad Ken had fuck everything over.\r\nMan FUCK KEN.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550307bf63687268af350700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/c/cd/4chan-fit-bread.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550309b8636872506c0f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I finally got around to practising legs. DO NOT ask why I drew this, it was 3 in the morning and I was tripping on sleeping pills.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/YB4n5Xf.png![/spoiler]","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55030b62636872622e131200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550309b8636872506c0f0400#post_550309b8636872506c0f0400\r\nO_O","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55030be06368726335a31100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55030b62636872622e131200#post_55030b62636872622e131200\r\n \r\nWut lol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55030c5363687212b5520b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55030be06368726335a31100#post_55030be06368726335a31100\r\nWut man?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55030ce963687262bad21400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55030c5363687212b5520b00#post_55030c5363687212b5520b00\r\n\r\n\"O_O\"","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55030de5636872662e4f1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The eternal fire of damnation is too kind for you","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55030e5e63687261123f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys...\r\nThe kitten...\r\n\r\nDied...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55030ea463687270e16f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55030e5e63687261123f1000#post_55030e5e63687261123f1000\r\nWell damn.\r\n\r\nRip in peace kitten.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"550311a763687260ea200b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550307bf63687268af350700#post_550307bf63687268af350700\r\n\"My reaction to that\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0 ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5503128b636872203f540600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Fat Labrador\":http://youtu.be/gXge6td1jfM","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550313c4636872038e611400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my granddad wants to go to an auction tonight.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550313d563687262baa61600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55030ea463687270e16f0c00#post_55030ea463687270e16f0c00\r\nThe kitten had blood coming out its nose.\r\nI don't know why...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550316676368727afd4e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550313d563687262baa61600#post_550313d563687262baa61600\r\nNot to sound cruel, but if there was nothing you could do then there was nothing you could do. I know it hurts, but at least you tried. And that counts for a lot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}