time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4669.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55053d4c63687216ca6d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Eh, I'm going to do it. For old times sake. Also, for new times sake.\r\n\r\nThis must be how Metal Gear feels like. Bye.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55053daf6368727a37b90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, I love my glasses but sometimes these little fuckers just refuse to get clean.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55053dbf6368727c447c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053c6e63687221da470000#post_55053c6e63687221da470000\r\n1 million Horses. I wonder what powers him besides Electricity.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55053df16368724380410800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053dbf6368727c447c0000#post_55053dbf6368727c447c0000\r\nI think he's supposed to be Atomic powered.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55053e286368723efcb00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053c6e63687221da470000#post_55053c6e63687221da470000\r\nOh my god seriously? That's pretty fucking strong!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053daf6368727a37b90500#post_55053daf6368727a37b90500\r\nYou might need to get them replaced? My Mom has the same problem. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55053e2d6368721bad9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053df16368724380410800#post_55053df16368724380410800\r\nJESUS, don't mess with Atoms.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55053e5d63687229835a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053d4c63687216ca6d0600#post_55053d4c63687216ca6d0600\r\nTaking bets on how this turns out! all bets are in internets\r\n\r\n1/6 Perfectly\r\n\r\n1/3 OK but more as a really silly event then romantic,\r\n\r\n1/4 Jail time for one or more parties\r\n\r\n1/10 Cast Iron frying pan,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55053e6163687236655c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did\r\n\r\nDid King P just blow up Shenron?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55053e6c6368723e8b360600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053e6163687236655c0200#post_55053e6163687236655c0200\r\nWHAAAAT? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55053ea46368723f5a770500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053e286368723efcb00600#post_55053e286368723efcb00600\r\nThey're not scratched or anything. They just don't wanna get clean. There's always some kind of streaking on them when I wipe them.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55053eca63687241807d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053e6163687236655c0200#post_55053e6163687236655c0200\r\nHow do you murder a mystical wish granting dragon?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55053edd63687240fc9f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053e6163687236655c0200#post_55053e6163687236655c0200\r\n\"Yep\":https://youtu.be/XkSE12j7T4g?t=1m5s","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55053eff6368723f16a00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053eca63687241807d0300#post_55053eca63687241807d0300\r\nI don't think you should be able to\r\n\r\nI mean he just blasted it, explosion, and an arm fell on the ground and faded away","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55053f226368724048e10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053ea46368723f5a770500#post_55053ea46368723f5a770500\r\nOooh, I know how you feel with that.\r\n\r\nMy shades do that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55053f4263687239e7970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053eff6368723f16a00500#post_55053eff6368723f16a00500\r\nAnd yet the Wish Granting Dragon is seem in DBZ.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55053f5f636872495a410400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053f4263687239e7970100#post_55053f4263687239e7970100\r\nI know\r\n\r\nI'm more confused than anything","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550540856368723dd7370400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053f4263687239e7970100#post_55053f4263687239e7970100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55053f5f636872495a410400#post_55053f5f636872495a410400\r\nThere's an explanation, But I don't want to spoil.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5505412263687242c84d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550540856368723dd7370400#post_550540856368723dd7370400\r\nOf course there is. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550546756368724380f40800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Spoiler for those afraid of bugs. But I bet you won't regret looking\r\n[spoiler]!http://www.keepinginsects.com/images/hymenopuscoronatus3.jpg!\r\nPIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550546b8636872443ab70900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550546756368724380f40800#post_550546756368724380f40800\r\nThat's really pretty","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550546e56368726f6c300200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550546b8636872443ab70900#post_550546b8636872443ab70900\r\nOrchid Mantis.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550547da6368722e8d580600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550546756368724380f40800#post_550546756368724380f40800\r\nActually I love Pray Mantis's! LIKE A LOT.\r\n\r\nI saw one up close before! ~He was super Tiny, and tried to attack my sister. It was adorable!~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550548956368723efca90700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550546756368724380f40800#post_550546756368724380f40800\r\nHorrible waifus","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"550548e16368722e8d640600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550547da6368722e8d580600#post_550547da6368722e8d580600\r\nMantises are some of the most aggro fuckers on the planet. They're so tiny though so you can't help but find their badassery kind of cute. They're all like ~^\"I will destroy you giant!\"^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550548e66368724281250900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550548956368723efca90700#post_550548956368723efca90700\r\nO shut up ya villain!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}