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{"topics":[{"id":"550728176368720c826b2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550725846368725c3a8a0400#post_550725846368725c3a8a0400\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]Oh god\r\nI'm cleaning my grandmas turtle tank and it smells like eggs and shit baked with hell[/bq]\r\n\r\nI read that as TurtleNeck\r\nThat would have been funnier \r\n","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"550728c06368723136be0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550727f76368725f308e0a00#post_550727f76368725f308e0a00\r\nThe things I do.... Ugh \r\n\r\nSnakes are cleaner ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550729556368720f8f392b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507279c6368727ef1a50200#post_5507279c6368727ef1a50200\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550727f76368725f308e0a00#post_550727f76368725f308e0a00\r\n\"I-I didn't do nothing I swear!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550729a363687212a6f10800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gangstar Vegas traffic jams be like\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/p35s2Iw.jpg!\r\n(I look so fab.)","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55072ad36368727d33b72900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550721446368720f8fe02900#post_550721446368720f8fe02900\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5507209c63687262751c1500#post_5507209c63687262751c1500\r\nOma? Who's that?[/bq]\r\n\r\nMeans grandma","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55072aec63687205394d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is thing that Stark would totally do if someone let him!\r\n[spoiler]!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/54/1d/541dfe3f23373b676ae7e6391b09a5bb.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55072b096368720c82be2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072aec63687205394d0e00#post_55072aec63687205394d0e00\r\nOh my god","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55072b516368721f99b51600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072aec63687205394d0e00#post_55072aec63687205394d0e00\r\nCan not Unsee.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55072b706368727110ee1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072b096368720c82be2200#post_55072b096368720c82be2200\r\nSteve: Tony. No. You can't do that.\r\nTony: I'm Tony freaking Stark. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55072be76368721998840500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072aec63687205394d0e00#post_55072aec63687205394d0e00\r\nCan't tell if looking good or eye melting is what my brain's saying.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55072bed63687259324b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"8675309","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55072c3763687255d40f1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072aec63687205394d0e00#post_55072aec63687205394d0e00\r\nI LIKE THIS!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072ad36368727d33b72900#post_55072ad36368727d33b72900\r\nOoooh! Ok I see I see!\r\n\r\nMy Mom And Grandma know how to sew too! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55072d256368724e20d31d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/b33a2dd3487bf91a7f9afe7a1e92a2d9/tumblr_mlzdkqYKuK1qi10xro3_400.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ONZJafE.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/7hqHk.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55072dbf6368724172d80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So...anyone got any low-budget date ideas?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55072e0b63687214e9fa1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072dbf6368724172d80600#post_55072dbf6368724172d80600\r\nLunch, coffee, walk in the park,","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55072e2e6368724e200c1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072dbf6368724172d80600#post_55072dbf6368724172d80600\r\nCome to my house and I can serve Y'all up left over lasagna. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55072e526368724e20241e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And just think children, we're gonna get to see this sexy beast in action in about a month and a half.\r\n[spoiler]!http://gelbooru.com//images/a7/84/a7848499f546ce0e47f11f2fd206492c.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55072e6b63687255d47a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072e526368724e20241e00#post_55072e526368724e20241e00\r\n*I CANT WAIT!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55072ed363687212a6830900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072e0b63687214e9fa1300#post_55072e0b63687214e9fa1300\r\nNot bad. She's telling me she'd be interested but she's strapped for cash and I'm not very imaginative.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072e2e6368724e200c1e00#post_55072e2e6368724e200c1e00\r\nThat would just turn into this.\r\n\"Paragon? We ready to go?\"\r\n\"IN A MINUTE. I NEED TO TIP THE SCALES FIRST\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55072f4963687212a6b70900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072d256368724e20d31d00#post_55072d256368724e20d31d00\r\nSlow your rave, daddy.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55072f6263687262f0160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072dbf6368724172d80600#post_55072dbf6368724172d80600\r\n>low-budget\r\n>date\r\n\r\n[spoiler]pick one[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55072fb96368722789b80e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072f6263687262f0160100#post_55072f6263687262f0160100\r\n:(","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55072fd563687218ee141000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Almost done","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55072fd76368721998da0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, holy shit.\r\nI think I just did a stunt.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55072ff763687245d9020f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55072ed363687212a6830900#post_55072ed363687212a6830900\r\n\"T-Tip the scales? What the shit is that?\"\r\n\r\n*Grunting and yelling in the background*\r\n\r\n\"I'M GOING TO FUCKING SMASH YOUR FUCKING ASS!\"\r\n\r\n\"I'm out of here...\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}