time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5651.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553c32bd6368722742e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"THIS DUDE [spoiler]JUST STRAIGHT UP *MURDERED CARLY!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553c32dd636872064fbc0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"~^Show me the post fix.^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553c330b636872797d791800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c326c6368720ac1450200#post_553c326c6368720ac1450200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c3226636872797dda1600#post_553c3226636872797dda1600\r\n^~You're black?~^[/bq]\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d8ae08e0869abb6373ec33d8d2e6b53f/tumblr_nb30kv9T3f1s4qvrdo1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c33306368722742690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c330b636872797d791800#post_553c330b636872797d791800\r\nThat response works on so many fucking levels.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553c333b636872064f5a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c32dd636872064fbc0700#post_553c32dd636872064fbc0700\r\n!http://media.weirdworm.com/img/life/top-5-most-confusing-company-mascots/carfax.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c334f636872797dee1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c33306368722742690200#post_553c33306368722742690200\r\nI know! And its the best! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c335e6368725e6eb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c3226636872797dda1600#post_553c3226636872797dda1600\r\nNo because it was your idea\r\n\r\n-^and because you're black^-","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553c3382636872797d471900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c330b636872797d791800#post_553c330b636872797d791800\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c326c6368720ac1450200#post_553c326c6368720ac1450200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c3226636872797dda1600#post_553c3226636872797dda1600\r\n^~You're black?~^[/bq]\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d8ae08e0869abb6373ec33d8d2e6b53f/tumblr_nb30kv9T3f1s4qvrdo1_500.gif![/bq]\r\nTHAT IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553c33b163687279d8360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c330b636872797d791800#post_553c330b636872797d791800\r\nWell, you learn something new everyday.\r\nBut unlike others, I might actually forget this due to my memory span.\r\n\r\n^~... I had to live like this for 18 years...~^","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553c33bb63687279d8440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c330b636872797d791800#post_553c330b636872797d791800\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c326c6368720ac1450200#post_553c326c6368720ac1450200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c3226636872797dda1600#post_553c3226636872797dda1600\r\n^~You're black?~^[/bq]\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d8ae08e0869abb6373ec33d8d2e6b53f/tumblr_nb30kv9T3f1s4qvrdo1_500.gif![/bq]\r\nProve it! shoot something with your eye lasers!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553c33bc6368720a903b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c330b636872797d791800#post_553c330b636872797d791800\r\nFreakin' Avdol","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553c34206368725e6e840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]Wait. No. Nevermind. Carly's not ded. But now she's evil.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553c34956368725e6ef90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c32bd6368722742e60100#post_553c32bd6368722742e60100\r\nYou mean sent her to the [spoiler]Shadow Realm[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c34206368725e6e840100#post_553c34206368725e6e840100\r\n[spoiler] Shadow Carly[/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553c34ad63687209c49e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c33bb63687279d8440000#post_553c33bb63687279d8440000\r\nUs Black folk don't have Eye lasers.\r\n\r\nBut hey I was working outside today for no pay so that's something that should give you evidence! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c33b163687279d8360000#post_553c33b163687279d8360000\r\nMy Blackness will reach the corner of your soul. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c3382636872797d471900#post_553c3382636872797d471900\r\nAND THATS WHY I WILL ALWAYS USE IT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c34fa6368720a90170600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c3226636872797dda1600#post_553c3226636872797dda1600\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c31b96368720ac1740100#post_553c31b96368720ac1740100\r\n~Because I'm black?~[/bq]\r\nI thought you were dutch irish.\r\n(rvb joke)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553c35146368720a903a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c34ad63687209c49e0000#post_553c34ad63687209c49e0000\r\nI call bullshit! Cute Fuzzy Weasel siad you guys do and he would know cuz he's white! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553c351963687279d8ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back from bro's, got McD's -[spoiler]lel[/spoiler]-, back to GT","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553c353c6368725e6eed0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"^-Are you ready for not freddy-^","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553c355e63687242f0591000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c351963687279d8ab0100#post_553c351963687279d8ab0100\r\nOh god are you on the seven dragons?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553c35a26368720a901b0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c351963687279d8ab0100#post_553c351963687279d8ab0100\r\nare you lovin it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c353c6368725e6eed0200#post_553c353c6368725e6eed0200\r\nNU!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c35146368720a903a0600#post_553c35146368720a903a0600\r\n~Dammit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c35be63687242f00e1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm probably gonna be headed to grandma's later tonight. I got a cantaloupe and I think she'll enjoy as much as I will.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553c35d36368727e8c7b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/875f0f1e5b31c43cf87ddf3a78121584/tumblr_myuui0KFCm1se8rtoo1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\nSounds like my old neighborhood. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c35d663687242f03a1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c35a26368720a901b0700#post_553c35a26368720a901b0700\r\n(^-^v)","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553c35e96368727e8c900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553c35be63687242f00e1100#post_553c35be63687242f00e1100\r\nOooooh! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553c36126368720a849a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, I get that Japanese inflections are weird. But every time the characters mispronounce _Signer_ I feel like someone needs a punch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}