time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/600.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a66eb463687202b19e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66ddb636872056da60500#post_53a66ddb636872056da60500\r\nThanks for volunteering.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a66ee0636872056d2a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have no idea what is going on \r\n\"here's a thing\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4&list=LLGdEmPrmj38wubpIi2VUYIw&index=16","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a66ee663687203f2090600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Due to Ultraman's time limit close to expiring, The Ultras and The Evas all fire off their most power attacks towards the king of the monsters at the same time*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a672036368726ac79d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow, 600 pages\r\n\r\n*Godzilla was vaporized by the assault*\r\n\r\n*Ultraman turns back into Hayata before his time limit runs out*\r\n\r\n*With the defeat of Godzilla, The Ultras are likely the strongest in the universe*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a674546368726b87440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yaaay! 600 pages of pure unbridled shenanigans!\r\n\"Here's the OP to the greatest canadian cartoon ever!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlG6dm_Peb","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a675826368726ad8cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Exits time machine*\r\nJust got back from banging Squiggy's non-married sister from 10 years in the future. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a676606368726b79e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Since Ultraseven and the EVAs are still there and don't have time limits, They pick up 682 and kick him around like a hacky sack*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a676bd6368726b790a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a676606368726b79e20100#post_53a676606368726b79e20100\r\n*I send Satan in his seven-headed dragon form to help 682*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a676db6368726ad82f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a676bd6368726b790a0200#post_53a676bd6368726b790a0200\r\n*Texting in bold*","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a677246368726a7c2d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I steal everyone's belongings while they're busy with the giant monsters*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a677836368726ab7f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*>2000+14*\r\n*>blacktexting*\r\n*>justderpibooruthings*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a677b56368726a54b30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a676bd6368726b790a0200#post_53a676bd6368726b790a0200\r\n*The scientific defense guard and Ultraman Jonias arrive to assist*\r\n\r\n*Ultraseven kicks 682 in the direction of Satan*\r\n\r\n*The Three military groups start an all out assault*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a679e06368726b79d90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Steals the declaration of independence*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a67a496368726af94f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a679e06368726b79d90200#post_53a679e06368726b79d90200\r\n*The military groups are of course unaware of this, And the Ultras likely wouldn't care if they knew*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a67a9a6368726b93250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67a496368726af94f0300#post_53a67a496368726af94f0300\r\n*Steals the entire capital building*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a67acf6368726a54c00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/770/551/369.jpg!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a67b0e6368726b61910300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67a9a6368726b93250300#post_53a67a9a6368726b93250300\r\nNow this is getting ridiculous\r\n\r\n*The monster attack team and Ultraman Jack show up to assist*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a67b496368726ae9c00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67acf6368726a54c00300#post_53a67acf6368726a54c00300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/770/551/369.jpg!\r\n[/bq]\r\n!http://www.quickmeme.com/img/48/48178d7c60e7afbbd1ee966782688f589862daa3bc2585a463d1cd74aba75a85.jpg!\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67b0e6368726b61910300#post_53a67b0e6368726b61910300\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67a9a6368726b93250300#post_53a67a9a6368726b93250300\r\nNow this is getting ridiculous\r\n\r\n*The monster attack team and Ultraman Jack show up to assist*[/bq]\r\n*Steals the entire Eiffel Tower*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a67bb16368726b875a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67b496368726ae9c00300#post_53a67b496368726ae9c00300\r\nNo use in running either...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a67bc46368726aa7bb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Hayata transforms back to Ultraman*\r\n\r\n*The Four Ultras fire their Spectrum Beams at satan at once*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a67c476368726bbb340400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I resurrect Godzilla from his DNA and make him even tougher and even more powerful*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a67cbb6368726ae94a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67c476368726bbb340400#post_53a67c476368726bbb340400\r\n*Steals Godzilla*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a67cd46368726b93fb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And on a brighter note\r\n!http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/278/8/9/the_two_goddesses_by_ruriko_sama-d6pchvb.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a67d076368726b87e70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67cbb6368726ae94a0400#post_53a67cbb6368726ae94a0400\r\n*I take him back*\r\nWe need him to take over the world.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a67d336368726a7c8e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a67d076368726b87e70300#post_53a67d076368726b87e70300\r\n*Steals the whole world*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}