time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7286.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598bb056368725075000b88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ba97636872506b000c25#post_5598ba97636872506b000c25\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ba8f63687250a0000761#post_5598ba8f63687250a0000761\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ba216368725060000c07#post_5598ba216368725060000c07\r\n[spoiler]I once ate her out while she's playing Uncharted 3...[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598bb4563687250a0000825","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My arm has been acting up today....","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5598bb546368725060000e30","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb056368725075000b88#post_5598bb056368725075000b88\r\nI think video games are different \r\nIf it's a single player game I mean","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598bb576368725082000b6d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you guys srsly want to be entertained while youre being entertained\r\n\r\nit could be the fact that i was never in a real relationship but cmon","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598bb7e636872506b000dbe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb576368725082000b6d#post_5598bb576368725082000b6d\r\n\r\nI'm a multitasker. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598bb8a6368725075000c52","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb576368725082000b6d#post_5598bb576368725082000b6d\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb546368725060000e30#post_5598bb546368725060000e30\r\nShe wanted a challenge.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598bb8b63687250900009c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You're so concerned with fairness\r\nRooting for Daenerys\r\nI just want to stop your claptrap\r\nPut a bullet through your snapback\r\nY'all sing it with me","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5598bba56368725060000eb3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb4563687250a0000825#post_5598bb4563687250a0000825\r\ndid you hit it?\r\n\r\ncuz i know from experience that if you hit your elbow you'll be like \"aw dang\" and then a few hours later that dang turns into a loudly exclaimed curse","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598bbb36368725075000c90","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If it had no negative consequences, I would livestream myself fucking","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598bbb3636872506b000e0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb056368725075000b88#post_5598bb056368725075000b88\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I straddled him while playing Paper Mario. It's a new low.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb4563687250a0000825#post_5598bb4563687250a0000825\r\n\r\nNot sure if you want me to jump to conclusion or...?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598bc006368725060000f5b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bba56368725060000eb3#post_5598bba56368725060000eb3\r\nNah\r\nPretty sure it's a blood sugar thing\r\n\r\nMy nerves have been twitchy ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5598bc126368725082000c69","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bbb3636872506b000e0e#post_5598bbb3636872506b000e0e\r\nA new low _or_ a new high? I can think of few things hotter than fucking while playing videogames.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5598bc3e6368720b4e000517","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bbb36368725075000c90#post_5598bbb36368725075000c90\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]If it had no negative consequences, I would livestream myself fucking[/bq]\r\nWell you could make a sex tape and then -put it on the internet- delete it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598bc4b6368725075000d70","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Question: Has anyone actually used a spork? I don't really see the point in combining a spoon and a fork into one implement.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598bc4d6368725060000fe3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb8b63687250900009c4#post_5598bb8b63687250900009c4\r\nYOUR BODY IS INDURATE\r\nINSIDES, BLACK AS TAR\r\n...i forgot the rest, it's something about spumesence of stale pus stinking like hot, putrid vomit iirc\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb7e636872506b000dbe#post_5598bb7e636872506b000dbe\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bb8a6368725075000c52#post_5598bb8a6368725075000c52\r\npsh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598bc9c636872506b000fa8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc4d6368725060000fe3#post_5598bc4d6368725060000fe3\r\nOh, like you've done anything of the like.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598bc9c6368725090000b3e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc4b6368725075000d70#post_5598bc4b6368725075000d70\r\nthey're provided by services that don't want to spend the money buying packages of both spoons and forks","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598bc9d6368725060001064","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc4b6368725075000d70#post_5598bc4b6368725075000d70\r\nI have. They are awful, useless things created by and for assholes.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5598bcae6368725090000b58","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc126368725082000c69#post_5598bc126368725082000c69\r\n\r\nYeah, but it's _fucking Paper Mario._","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598bcf36368720b4e00059e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc4b6368725075000d70#post_5598bc4b6368725075000d70\r\n\r\nYes. Not very much use, really. It's good for watermelon because you can pick it up with a fork and not lose juice by impaling it completely like you would with a fork, but other than that...","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598bd036368725075000e76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc9c636872506b000fa8#post_5598bc9c636872506b000fa8\r\nnah i've only done it in like, bathrooms\r\n\r\ni'm just pshing for the sake of pshing because i can't think of a follow up","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598bd5c6368725090000c1f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc9c6368725090000b3e#post_5598bc9c6368725090000b3e\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc9d6368725060001064#post_5598bc9d6368725060001064\r\nCan't use it effectively on soup and can't function as a fork very well because the prongs are too short.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598bd6d636872506b0010f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc3e6368720b4e000517#post_5598bc3e6368720b4e000517\r\nBut the part that's arousing is people watching ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598bd8f6368725075000f59","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can we all try to keep the sex talk in the Fetish thread? All it's doing is reminding me that I'm  failing in my duties to the species, and it makes me sad.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598bd976368725075000f63","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bcae6368725090000b58#post_5598bcae6368725090000b58\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598bc126368725082000c69#post_5598bc126368725082000c69\r\n\r\nYeah, but it's _fucking Paper Mario._[/bq]\r\nNice wording you have there.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}