time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7416.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559e8d7a636872652f000b07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So... Cosplay?\r\n!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/brink/images/2/2d/The_Anger.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110614182352!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559e8d7e6368726511000d0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8c4d63687265ae000543#post_559e8c4d63687265ae000543\r\nNot yet.\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140704154625/marveldatabase/images/f/fa/Infinity_Gauntlet_Vol_1_1_001.jpg!\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"559e8dc86368726542000aa0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8d65636872659200072d#post_559e8d65636872659200072d\r\nWhot\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559e8dcc63687265640008d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Oh my god I found it\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbhos6jF128","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e8e8d6368726521000e55","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck the what","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559e8e9163687265640009e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8dcc63687265640008d7#post_559e8dcc63687265640008d7\r\n\"When I was having a party for my furry community one night-\"\r\nI'm gonna stop before I feel the cringe.\r\nI don't find anything wrong with furries, but there's a certain creepiness I feel with people openly admitting it like that on TV. It's usually not in good situations.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e8eaf6368726521000e8a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8dcc63687265640008d7#post_559e8dcc63687265640008d7\r\noh God I can't watch\r\n\r\n^can't we just we just jerk off to cartoons and dance around in fuzzy costumes and be done with it^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559e8f366368726592000992","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The furry community is a group of like-minded individuals-\"\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/1TdHj1y.gif!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e8fa16368726521001031","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Pagans are weird\r\n\r\n!http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/creative-pagan-costumes-charles-freger/pagan-costumes-charles-freger-6.jpg!\r\n!http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/creative-pagan-costumes-charles-freger/bears1__605.jpg!\r\n!http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/creative-pagan-costumes-charles-freger/bears5__605.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559e8fac636872794500011b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8e9163687265640009e9#post_559e8e9163687265640009e9\r\n\r\nI'm trying to explain to my mom that the furry community isn't all like this.\r\n\r\nIt's not going well.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8eaf6368726521000e8a#post_559e8eaf6368726521000e8a\r\n\r\nOh, you should get up to the part where the two furries were having sex and are explaining to the judge how they had \"holes\" custom made in their outfits...","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e8fc66368726592000a4d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8fac636872794500011b#post_559e8fac636872794500011b\r\npoor judge","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559e90046368726511001154","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8fac636872794500011b#post_559e8fac636872794500011b\r\nJust say that TV usually portrays groups unlike how they really are.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e90156368726592000aa6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, so for anyone who doesn't want to click on the video - two furries were having in-costume sex on a chair and then were shoved by another furry into an ultra rare and expensive painting, destroying it.\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8fc66368726592000a4d#post_559e8fc66368726592000a4d\r\n\r\nThe judge is kind of an idiot, so I don't feel too bad for her.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e902f63687265ae00097e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8fac636872794500011b#post_559e8fac636872794500011b\r\nOH GOD NO\r\nI CANT EVEN GET PAST THE PHRASE \"my furry community\" WITHOUT SHUTTING THE WINDOW","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559e90726368726521001166","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e902f63687265ae00097e#post_559e902f63687265ae00097e\r\n\r\n\"I'm a cat because I'm a little...feline. ;)\"\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e90046368726511001154#post_559e90046368726511001154\r\n\r\nAlready tried that argument. She just raised her eyebrows.\r\n\r\nI'm thinking this is too weird of a thing to explain to my mom effectively. She still hasn't gotten over the time I got cornered by an autistic brony in Target.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e90f36368726564000d52","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e90726368726521001166#post_559e90726368726521001166\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"] the time I got cornered by an autistic brony in Target.[/bq]\r\nwut","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559e911163687265ae000a71","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e902f63687265ae00097e#post_559e902f63687265ae00097e\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8fac636872794500011b#post_559e8fac636872794500011b\r\nOH GOD NO\r\nI CANT EVEN GET PAST THE PHRASE \"my furry community\" WITHOUT SHUTTING THE WINDOW[/bq]\r\nditto","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559e916a636872794500029f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e90156368726592000aa6#post_559e90156368726592000aa6\r\nThat's not nearly as bad as what I first thought when I heard \"furries destroy rare art\"\r\nI was thinking they drew their fursonas on it or something. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e90726368726521001166#post_559e90726368726521001166\r\nNOBODY SAID THAT\r\nPLEASE TELL ME NOBODY SAID THAT ON BROADCAST ASS TELEVISION \r\n\r\nI REFUSE ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559e921a6368726542001156","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e90f36368726564000d52#post_559e90f36368726564000d52\r\n\r\nSo I was in the toy section, looking for blind bags. See that some brat has opened at least 20 blind bags. Thinking that I can perhaps get a slight discount on them (there's a security camera nearby, so they'll know that I didn't just open them trying to get a lowered price), I pick up the box of blindbags. I'm wearing an adventure time hoodie, and I'm about to walk out of the aisle when I hear \"OMG I LOVE ADVENTURE TIME\". I'm thinking it's some 13 year old, based on the voice. But it's not. It's a twenty year old who clearly has something wrong with her.\r\n\r\nLong story short, she talks off my ear about a Canterlot Wedding and Equestria Girls (berates me for not seeing it in theaters), yells at my mom to make me take down her email (spitfire@hotmail.com or some shit), and steals my box right out of my hands, stuffing the toys down her pant pockets.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e916a636872794500029f#post_559e916a636872794500029f\r\n\r\nSomeone said that on broadcast television, my friend. And the judge meowed in response.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e92b2636872652100155e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e921a6368726542001156#post_559e921a6368726542001156\r\noh dog","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559e92be6368726521001572","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e921a6368726542001156#post_559e921a6368726542001156\r\n...wut?\r\n\r\nAlso. What A douche.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"559e92fc63687265210015f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e92be6368726521001572#post_559e92be6368726521001572\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e92b2636872652100155e#post_559e92b2636872652100155e\r\n\r\n\r\nNot to excuse blatant theft, but she clearly had something very wrong with her.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e933b6368726592000e9e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e8dcc63687265640008d7#post_559e8dcc63687265640008d7\r\nI can. Take it. I'm A brave boy.\r\n\r\n\" my furry community\"\r\n\r\nNot a brave enough boy for this!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"559e9368636872794500049c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/hVYmyqa.png!\r\n\r\n_Guys. His fucking name is Bend Over._","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e938e63687265110017cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9368636872794500049c#post_559e9368636872794500049c\r\nIS THIS SOME SORT OF FUCKING JOKE?\r\nWhat's the other dude's name?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"}]}