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{"topics":[{"id":"55b0884463687261380014d3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b088056368722cee000269#post_55b088056368722cee000269\r\n\r\nI uploaded that.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b089426368726138001622","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"tried to stroke my beard hairs but i shaved it for the interview today :(","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b08c476368722cee000656","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to sleep. Night.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55b08de46368721daf004cc0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0884463687261380014d3#post_55b0884463687261380014d3\r\nit seems like youve uploaded 30% of this whole damn site","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b094656368720e04001515","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"have my scoot folder from 2011, free of charge\":http://scewt.imgur.com/all","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b098c26368726138002a93","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b094656368720e04001515#post_55b094656368720e04001515\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]\"have my scoot folder from 2011, free of charge\":http://scewt.imgur.com/all[/bq]\r\ne\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b094656368720e04001515#post_55b094656368720e04001515\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]\"have my scoot folder from 2011, free of charge\":http://scewt.imgur.com/all[/bq]\r\nEveryone's favourite m>f transsexual pony.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55b09a5863687257be0000ee","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god no","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0a1336368720e0400275a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]and if you say that again i'm gunna have to hire somebody to mop up your remains after i rip out your sigmoid colon and turn it into a rectal smoothie[/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0a54b6368723ce6000c7c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can't sleep.\r\nTried to sleep.\r\nBut can't.\r\n\r\nGoddammit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b0a5a46368720e04002e24","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0a54b6368723ce6000c7c#post_55b0a54b6368723ce6000c7c\r\nOvertired? Or just a bad sleep schedule?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0a5d26368725fb6001fd7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0a5a46368720e04002e24#post_55b0a5a46368720e04002e24\r\nA little bit of Column A and a little bit of Column B.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b0a668636872706a001918","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0a5d26368725fb6001fd7#post_55b0a5d26368725fb6001fd7\r\nSleep is shitty \r\nThere just needs to be a sleep button ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0a6a4636872706a001954","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]and a cum button[/spoiler]","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0a82963687257be0006f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0a6a4636872706a001954#post_55b0a6a4636872706a001954\r\nWell that already exists\r\nIt just takes some working ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0a8a66368726138004419","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont wanna work for it though","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0aa9a6368720e040034a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I keep seeing all these Medabots gifs on my dash and they keep making me think, was Medabots always that fucking raw?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b0ab09636872706a001d86","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hearing little kids talk about religion creeps me out.\r\nLike, even if they're atheists and talking about it, it unsettles me. It seems like something they're too young to even try to internalize","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0ade36368726138004b85","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i think its good to believe in something at the start of the formative years\r\n\r\nestablishes moral ground easily","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0afb1636872706a002211","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0ade36368726138004b85#post_55b0ade36368726138004b85\r\nYeah, I guess I don't really have a problem with people sharing beliefs with their kids\r\n\r\n\r\nStill kinda creepy To me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0b2db6368726c7b0003fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"wow, so, just watched this on the importance of intelligence\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdnecUl4jYA\r\n\r\nand go down to read the comments saying \"oh, that last guy was a dick\"\r\n\r\nlike i understand people sympathize and side with karl as he's a very easy person to like, but the whole point of the video was to try and comprehend what the supposed intelligent people were saying\r\n\r\nkarl knew that, in fact he understood that the last guy on the film was saying what he did to help move his point\r\n\r\nrather impressive how much these people utterly lack the cohesion required for the film, as that's usually something i struggle with and understood his points clearly\r\n\r\nthere's something very meta about all of this","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0b36d6368726c880003dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good almost evening","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b0bfd16368726ca3000c05","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"5:20\r\n\r\nfunfunfun","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0c1cd6368726c7b0019fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"okay this is just flat out ridiculous\r\n\r\nso i can't sleep because i keep having these thoughts and in the most recent one [spoiler]i'm tiny and walking into the maw of a horse because fuck it i'm going to sleep, get swallowed and dont care because fuck it i'm going to sleep, then get swallowed by a tape worm and fuck it i'm going to sleep\r\n\r\nso the tape worm spits me out and it's shown that the entirety of the bipedal pony was eaten out so there's a zoom out where the pony falls over dead and i kick the eyeball out and walk out because fuck it i'm going to sleep[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nthen i got on here to tell you all of my wonderful subconscious, who thinks that shit like this is better than sleeping\r\n\r\nfuckitfuckitfuckit it's going to take all of my will but i'm sleeping now","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0c5286368726c88001921","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"actually no, i just imagined tito from rocket power's face on a lime green fish\r\n\r\nfuck this shit man","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0c9a46368726c7b0025e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0c5286368726c88001921#post_55b0c5286368726c88001921\r\nYou don't sound very well.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"}]}