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{"topics":[{"id":"5330cc1c636872253a4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330cba26368722675570000#post_5330cba26368722675570000\r\nI did, and that's still my reply.\r\n*_What._*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5330cced6368722578ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330cc1c636872253a4c0000#post_5330cc1c636872253a4c0000\r\nI'll remake the post later and go into detail","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5330d31063687225651d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This man speaks the truth\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWFosdVSY-c","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5330d409636872253a1f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330d31063687225651d0000#post_5330d31063687225651d0000\r\n\r\n!http://leagueoflaughs.com/Images/Team-fight-time.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5330d43b63687216d6a10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330d31063687225651d0000#post_5330d31063687225651d0000\r\n\r\ngamesphere master race","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330da5c63687252e5670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Most useless minecraft invention ever:\r\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1CddzgVW14","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5330dbbc6368725416b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"today i decided to finally try and have a lucid dream,\r\n\r\nany tips?\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330dc4863687225177b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330dbbc6368725416b90000#post_5330dbbc6368725416b90000\r\nStep 1: go to sleep.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330dd1563687267a7670200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330dc4863687225177b0000#post_5330dc4863687225177b0000\r\n\r\ncan you be more specific? i lost my virginity following your instructions","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330de4e636872490d5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330dd1563687267a7670200#post_5330dd1563687267a7670200\r\nYour hand doesn't count.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5330de7563687202621e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330dd1563687267a7670200#post_5330dd1563687267a7670200\r\nThat's either good or bad.\r\n\r\nStep 1: Make sure bed is comfy, Step 2: Make sure bed is you're bed or indeed a bed, Step 3: lift covers, Step 4: Get under cover, Step 5: Put cover over self, Step 6: Pray to the all mighty Jontron for forgiveness of you're sins, Step 7: Close you're fucking eyes Dammit, Step 8: Count the Jumping Slim Shady's, Step 9: Read Step 10, Step 10: _*GO TO FUCKING SLEEP*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330def463687223660f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330de7563687202621e0000#post_5330de7563687202621e0000\r\n\r\nbut what if lord jontron doesnt forgive my sins? will i have bad nightmares about bootlegged pokemon games and foodfight?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330df6c63687229ac370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330de7563687202621e0000#post_5330de7563687202621e0000\r\nI misread that last point as \"go on fucking sheep\", now i'm in jail for bestiality. Thanks a lot!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5330dfbe63687202d16e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330df6c63687229ac370000#post_5330df6c63687229ac370000\r\n\r\nthats why you doit in places where is legal you fucking twat","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330dfcd636872020b6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330def463687223660f0100#post_5330def463687223660f0100\r\n\"Well, you know who is coming for you then\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FjJqjd6Hg0#t=24","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5330dff963687243260c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330def463687223660f0100#post_5330def463687223660f0100\r\nGet out of bed and go to the mirror where you will close you're eyes and say \"Biggie Smalls\" 3 times.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330df6c63687229ac370000#post_5330df6c63687229ac370000\r\nYou're welcome.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330e2066368724cedb40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330d31063687225651d0000#post_5330d31063687225651d0000\r\nThat guy, I like em.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330e2236368720886170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330de7563687202621e0000#post_5330de7563687202621e0000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\r\n _Step 6: Pray to the all mighty Jontron for forgiveness of you're sins,_ [/bq]\r\n\r\nI think I might have a problem with this one\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5330e2ce63687201b8200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330e2236368720886170000#post_5330e2236368720886170000\r\nThou shall be hung up on the parrot statue and be thrown tomatoes and Sonic 06 disks at for his insolence!\r\n\r\nMay Jontron have mercy on thy soul!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330e33e6368720af4260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330e2ce63687201b8200100#post_5330e2ce63687201b8200100\r\n\r\nJontron is no match for them!\r\n\r\n!https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6oYB_Kmq1m3sX-zTBmsXv0Pt2VL2h6IOEdnWfJ4uVgE7I9-sd!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5330e3bf63687208dd4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330e33e6368720af4260000#post_5330e33e6368720af4260000\r\n\r\n!http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vg/image/1353/65/1353654232274.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5330e3c16368721f185a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330e33e6368720af4260000#post_5330e33e6368720af4260000\r\nTFW one of them is dead","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5330e475636872257e3a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330e3c16368721f185a0000#post_5330e3c16368721f185a0000\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n~You just had to type that didn't you...~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5330e73b6368720b2b4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5330e475636872257e3a0200#post_5330e475636872257e3a0200\r\nBRING IT ON YOU HERITIC!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5330e7556368725be4c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i decided to make a book about shapes\r\n\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma48tcz0GX1qa35rj.png! 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