time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/9/965.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d355066368727565060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d354bd6368723725cf0100#post_53d354bd6368723725cf0100\r\nThe candy was sweet. I don't remember the flavor exactly (I was like 8). The scorpion was crunchy but sweet thanks to the candy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d355a863687209d3140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I found a site for Squiggy.\":http://www.buggrub.com/ \r\n\r\nNot sure on legitimacy though.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d3562b63687271d66e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d355a863687209d3140000#post_53d355a863687209d3140000\r\nWhy would anyone want to eat a rhinoceros beetle?\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Nosoroh.jpg!\r\nThese dudes are just too cool.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3577e63687232820d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3562b63687271d66e0000#post_53d3562b63687271d66e0000\r\nsure","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d3582263687209d3e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Shrinks Squiggy to the size of an ant, then puts him in my [spoiler]uretha[/spoiler]*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d359cc63687271d6140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3582263687209d3e00000#post_53d3582263687209d3e00000\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35b366368723dd6e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3582263687209d3e00000#post_53d3582263687209d3e00000\r\nPicturing that mentally restrains me. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35b9d6368727fe2e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d359cc63687271d6140100#post_53d359cc63687271d6140100\r\nI need to feed it somehow!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35bbc6368720577570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35b9d6368727fe2e70100#post_53d35b9d6368727fe2e70100\r\nNo you don't.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35c1e636872735aa90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35bbc6368720577570100#post_53d35bbc6368720577570100\r\nI swear, that thing has a mind of its own! It ate my fucking ballsack yesterday.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35c5b63687265fbd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35c1e636872735aa90100#post_53d35c1e636872735aa90100\r\nAaaaaaand this conversation is over.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35cb4636872163a8b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35c5b63687265fbd60000#post_53d35c5b63687265fbd60000\r\nSeriously you have to HEL-\r\n*My schlong starts eating my leg*\r\nIT'S TEARING ME APART, SQUIGGY!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35db86368723282940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/206/d/a/princess_marioch_by_chukairi-d7s9vzk.jpg!\r\n\"link\":http://chukairi.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Marioch-470753840","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35de063687234183c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*My schlong lengthens and starts chomping down on my nose*\r\nAHHHHHHH! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35e2063687239f4450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35db86368723282940100#post_53d35db86368723282940100\r\nPpffffff!\r\nHe looks good.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35e7263687247501b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35e2063687239f4450100#post_53d35e2063687239f4450100\r\nHe so fine he makes that dress look good!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35e9b6368723418510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HELP! IT'S EATING MY EYE!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d35eb46368722515230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35e7263687247501b0100#post_53d35e7263687247501b0100\r\nI especially like the bows at the ends of his mustache.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d35eb76368726eb7d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35e9b6368723418510000#post_53d35e9b6368723418510000\r\n*Starts eating popcorn*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35ef86368724c29c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d35eb46368722515230100#post_53d35eb46368722515230100\r\nOh man those are great! It's the little details that always stick out. \r\n\r\nLike the legs. XD","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d35f206368725e9d260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*My schlong eats all of my face*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d360326368722515760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gets a chainsaw and slices it off in agony*\r\nGAT MAE HASPITAL","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d3615f6368724d52a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Dies in a pool of blood, becomes a zombie and starts gnawing on N1P's ankle with my gums*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d3635163687238c4220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3615f6368724d52a50000#post_53d3615f6368724d52a50000\r\n*Steps on his face and crushes in his skull and goes back to watching Two best friends play.*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d366276368721cb3760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...Henshin!\r\n\r\n*Transforms into Rising Mighty Kuuga*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}