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{"topics":[{"id":"5334fa13636872204dbb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334f9a863687271b0360000#post_5334f9a863687271b0360000\r\nThat's creepy and cool. It's a remarkable adaptation to being able to bite something and not have it's long nose get in the way.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334fa7663687273c3790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fact: Nature is goddamn horrible and we should kill it as soon as possible.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\nNature can be good sometimes. See Australia for example, it's obviously secluded from the rest of the world to prevent further harm.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5334faec6368721f7b1f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334f8ea6368727146130000#post_5334f8ea6368727146130000\r\nApparently people keep them as pets.\r\nAnd they can survive Nukes.\r\nThey really are a wondrous creature.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5334fafa636872204dec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100#post_5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100\r\n\r\nbut what about bloody pirahnas\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\nwe need to create an artificial country for those who dont like nature, the only animals will be cute dogs and cats and bees.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5334fb1a636872708d7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334faec6368721f7b1f0100#post_5334faec6368721f7b1f0100\r\n\r\nwondrous my ass, military needs to research for WMD that can kill those things.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5334fbf663687220e5b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]Fact: Nature is goddamn horrible and we should kill it as soon as possible.[/bq]\r\nThat's just how nature roles though; it doesn't care if we like animals or not cause it's all about survival of fittest after all that's the RULES OF NATURE!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5334fc0b636872737ed70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fb1a636872708d7d0000#post_5334fb1a636872708d7d0000\r\nNobody cant kill them!\r\nThey are the real ultimate master race of this garbage thing called Earth!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5334fc4d636872732ccd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100#post_5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100\r\nUnlike you two I have tremendous respect and admiration for animals that can do things that could be described as superpowers. You want super strength? Try and ant or a Goliath beetle, who can lift dozens of times their own weight, if a human had that strength they could pick up a city bus! Super speed? Well sure there is the cheetah but there are bugs out there so fast they can run about a 2 feet per second. While that may not see like much keep in mind the bug is only a few millimeters long. That's the equivalent of a human running the 100 meter dash in about 2 seconds. Super sight? The Golden Eagle can read a newspaper from 1000 feet away. The wetta goes into cryogenic hibernation where it's entire body freezes solid and then thaws and it comes right back to life. And then there's the Water Bear. It's basically invincible. Look it up.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5334fc686368727040bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fafa636872204dec0000#post_5334fafa636872204dec0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100#post_5334fabe6368721f7b0b0100\r\n\r\nbut what about bloody pirahnas\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fa7663687273c3790000#post_5334fa7663687273c3790000\r\n\r\nwe need to create an artificial country for those who dont like nature, the only animals will be cute dogs and cats and bees.[/bq]\r\nNo! Not the bees! (incomprehensible yelling)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5334ff8363687213abb40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334fc4d636872732ccd0000#post_5334fc4d636872732ccd0000\r\nYou do realize that I'm joking? \r\n\r\nI'm actually pretty chill with nature provided I don't have to interact with it any more than necessary. For instance, I regard camping as a form of penance but I'm perfectly happy that other people enjoy it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5334ffab63687212dfd20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im just happy humanity made it to the point i can enjoy videogames and rap music, dont need no super strenght","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533500586368721393400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5334ff8363687213abb40000#post_5334ff8363687213abb40000\r\nI need to be around the outdoors, it's part of who I am. I have been venturing off into the wilderness alone since I was 11. and I don't mean a few hundred feet from home, I mean several miles from any kind of civilization and spending the night there. Catching fish and eating them for dinner. It's paradise for me.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5335008e6368721f7bc40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533500586368721393400100#post_533500586368721393400100\r\n\r\nCan I team up with you in case of zombie apocalypse?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5335013063687270d92e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5335008e6368721f7bc40200#post_5335008e6368721f7bc40200\r\nOk","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"533502d863687212df080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Protip: if you need to catch a fish fast because you are hungry, use the dying minnow trick. Basically make the lure twitch very erratically imitating an injured fish. Any fish in the area will be interested as they see it as an easy meal because it can't swim away. They will bite even if they are not hungry.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"533503ae6368721be3730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533502d863687212df080200#post_533502d863687212df080200\r\nHave you drink your own piss?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"533503e263687235b21d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533502d863687212df080200#post_533502d863687212df080200\r\nMinnows are commonly used as bait fish. But I've always wondered how good they are as food fish for humans?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5335054863687235e6600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533503ae6368721be3730000#post_533503ae6368721be3730000\r\nNo, I always make sure to keep enough water on hand or at least carry a filter with me.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533503e263687235b21d0000#post_533503e263687235b21d0000\r\nI used to eat them as snacks. There's not much meat on them and they are a _pain_ to clean but they are still a tasty if you know how to cook them. They are basically like sardines or anchovies. ","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"533509286368726bdcd40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5335054863687235e6600000#post_5335054863687235e6600000\r\nAre they anything like herrings, sardines, or anchovies?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"533608a163687223c2c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I'm scratching my head right now; you know that feeling of when you know you forgot something important and you can't remember what it was? Normally I just use a pen and a paper to mark when I remember something important I forgot so that I can just go back and go, \"oh hey now I remember\", well now I'm puzzled. I have two notes I don't even remember making. I know it has to be something important that I'm forgetting, but I can't remember what it is that I forgot; I forgot that I forgot.\r\n\r\nThis is going to bug me all night cause I know it was something important, but I can't remember that I forgot that I forgot. It's just a giant friggin blank spot.\r\n\r\n\r\nMe right now:\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131017011200/harrypotter/images/8/8b/Nevillelongbottom.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5336096f636872124cbd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533608a163687223c2c70000#post_533608a163687223c2c70000\r\n\r\nIs the side effecst of being a Sim.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53360a5b636872724c5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5336096f636872124cbd0000#post_5336096f636872124cbd0000\r\nThat would be freaky if there was a reason why everyone occasionally has moments they can't remember and can't even remember they forgot they forgot.\r\n\r\n\"Hey Bob, I didn't see you today during lunch. Where were you?\"\r\n\"Uhhh I don't remember\"\r\n\"That was ten minutes ago though\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53360b656368720330880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53360a5b636872724c5f0000#post_53360a5b636872724c5f0000\r\nEveryone has one of those moments where the brain just _stops._ I personally hate it when I become aware of my own breathing.\r\n\r\nOn a very off topic note, I discovered today I am very attracted to girls with red or ginger hair. No idea how that came about, but it did.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53360bb163687236cf300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53360b656368720330880000#post_53360b656368720330880000\r\nGOD DAMMIT NOW I KNOW I'M BREATHING!\r\n\r\nNOOOO!!!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}