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{"topics":[{"id":"5495adde63687231c93f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Christmas is in less than a week.\r\nI need to figure out what I'm cooking.\r\nIt's either gonna be oven roasted brussel sprouts or a shepherd's pie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b04e6368721b31e11100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495adde63687231c93f0600#post_5495adde63687231c93f0600\r\nI think for Christmas I'm going to do something good for myself.\r\n\r\nBy being a lazy piece of shit. But this time I'll wrap myself up with a pretty red ribbon. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5495b0bc636872431c760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b04e6368721b31e11100#post_5495b04e6368721b31e11100\r\nI promised to spend Christmas with my family this year so there go ANY chances I had of getting laid.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b1156368723621680600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b0bc636872431c760200#post_5495b0bc636872431c760200\r\nJust gotta wake up, open my presents, spend time with my new stuffs, and eat breakfast with my family. And thus, the normal day continues.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b148636872500c150600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b0bc636872431c760200#post_5495b0bc636872431c760200\r\nMerry goddamn Christmas! \r\n\r\nJingle bells aint Jingling this holiday! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5495b16363687205fda40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's still autumn\r\n\r\nHow about dat shiet","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5495b1b663687229c2ed0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b1156368723621680600#post_5495b1156368723621680600\r\nMy schedule is a bit fuller than that..\r\nI gotta go to my parent's place. Eat breakfast. Give presents. Then I gotta go to my step-dad's parents place. Hang out with them. Then I gotta go to my granddad's place and threaten him with physical violence if he doesn't come to dinner.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b2886368725ff7b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b1b663687229c2ed0300#post_5495b1b663687229c2ed0300\r\nSound like a fun Christmas","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b2be63687205fdb90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b2886368725ff7b60300#post_5495b2886368725ff7b60300\r\nIt won't be boring.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b30d63687256ae8a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hi","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5495b37c6368724a29c40e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b2be63687205fdb90200#post_5495b2be63687205fdb90200\r\nExactly what I was thinking.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b3a06368720ec58d1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b30d63687256ae8a0300#post_5495b30d63687256ae8a0300\r\nHello hello hello.\r\nDid you enjoy the movie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b428636872674b681e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/funny-prank-gif-tractor.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b472636872674b6d1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yes\r\nwas great\r\n\r\nalso thorin's cousin dain\r\nthe entire time he was on screen all i could think of was simon of the yogcast","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5495b4f56368723fd9a00f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-jAjcra_mR4A/UijIm86frQI/AAAAAAAAyAc/h_ZlZGW3HwM/w426-h292/atomic-bomb-window-joke.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b5076368723f69470600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b472636872674b6d1e00#post_5495b472636872674b6d1e00\r\nBut why did they CGI his face?\r\nBilly Connolly looks dwarvish enough as it is.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5495b5b56368727819171d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/funny-prank-gif-pot-fireworks.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b6706368725ff74a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b5b56368727819171d00#post_5495b5b56368727819171d00\r\nFrick, that's dangerous!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5495b702636872363abe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b6706368725ff74a0400#post_5495b6706368725ff74a0400\r\nThese guys don't care, they wanna prank.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b741636872674bcc1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2014/10/prank-funny-gif-jump2.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b8146368722613083100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://adnanthetraveller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/prank1.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5495b9556368725ccd681600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b1b663687229c2ed0300#post_5495b1b663687229c2ed0300\r\nMy christmas schedule:\r\n1. Get drunk\r\n2. Cry","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5495bb496368720476e70e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Ultraman zero\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK9A4dVU5r8","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5495bfc36368720f25d40700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495b741636872674bcc1e00#post_5495b741636872674bcc1e00\r\n\r\nThat's almost Peanuts levels of dickery.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5495c2966368726d6d3f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I will never understand Frank Miller's massive hate boner for lesbians...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}