time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/372.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5386b8d26368722bd1320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b8126368722e1d3f0000#post_5386b8126368722e1d3f0000\r\nAs long as you don't molest me, sure.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386b9016368723086350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b8d26368722bd1320000#post_5386b8d26368722bd1320000\r\nWell I wouldn't want to get arrested.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5386b924636872303d330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b8126368722e1d3f0000#post_5386b8126368722e1d3f0000\r\nNo one puts -baby- Randomsaur in the corner!\r\n\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n\r\nI always wanted to say something like that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386b9616368722e7d550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b924636872303d330000#post_5386b924636872303d330000\r\nI will if he misbehaves.\r\nHonestly, you're too lenient with him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5386b97a6368722c01740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b7ea6368722c14120000#post_5386b7ea6368722c14120000\r\n\r\ni count.\r\n\r\n1,2,3,4,5 see?\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b924636872303d330000#post_5386b924636872303d330000\r\n\r\n\r\nrandomosaur: little baby with large balls.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386b98f6368722e9d4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b924636872303d330000#post_5386b924636872303d330000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b9616368722e7d550000#post_5386b9616368722e7d550000\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b8d26368722bd1320000#post_5386b8d26368722bd1320000\r\n\r\nThis would make a pretty damn good sitcom","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5386b9f4636872303d930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b97a6368722c01740000#post_5386b97a6368722c01740000\r\nPfft, monitor lizards can count to 6.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386ba446368722e05920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386b9f4636872303d930000#post_5386b9f4636872303d930000\r\n\r\nwho cares about monitor lizards, they dont exist, just like santa claus or uc9.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386ba916368722edaaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386ba446368722e05920000#post_5386ba446368722e05920000\r\nWait.\r\nSanta does exist though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5386bb3c6368722eda130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386ba916368722edaaf0000#post_5386ba916368722edaaf0000\r\n\r\nlies.\r\n\r\n\"the ghost ship is far more real that santa\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Baychimo\r\n\r\nfucking mall crerpy bastard","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386bb6e6368722dca310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386bb3c6368722eda130100#post_5386bb3c6368722eda130100\r\nWait. Are you saying that...Santa's...not...real?\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/613736ac28e1e072b5bcc768fc79fb3a/tumblr_ml0voyXTK51qk6z3co4_500.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5386bb8a6368722e7d430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386ba446368722e05920000#post_5386ba446368722e05920000\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Perentie_at_Sydney_Wildlife_World.jpg!\r\nCheckmate.\r\n\r\nAlso, I have seen taxidermied ones. Unless those are actually the last dinosaurs.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386bbd26368722d68a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386bb8a6368722e7d430100#post_5386bb8a6368722e7d430100\r\n\r\nwho cares they are just lizards.\r\n\r\nthey gonna die in a stupid way just like their dinosaur cousins.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386bdd36368722d273f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I DON'T WANNA SIT IN THE FUCKING NAUGHTY CORNER!\r\n\r\n*Bites SquiggyBomb on the finger with my razor-sharp serrated dinosaur teeth*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386be166368722e7d800300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386bdd36368722d273f0300#post_5386bdd36368722d273f0300\r\nOw!\r\nThat does it! No more mauling for a week young man!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5386be8f6368722c14130400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386be166368722e7d800300#post_5386be166368722e7d800300\r\n!http://petsadviser.supercopyeditors.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bad-pets-velociraptor.jpg!\r\nBITCH, I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY YOU FAGGOT!\r\n*Bites Squiggy on the nose*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386bed76368722dca750400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386be8f6368722c14130400#post_5386be8f6368722c14130400\r\n\r\n*high caliber sniper rifle bullet to the head* \r\n\r\n!http://www.miscellaneoushi.com/thumbnails/detail/20121020/hitman%20sniper%20rifles%20agent%2047%201600x1200%20wallpaper_www.miscellaneoushi.com_16.jpg!\r\n\r\nthere, shows over, we can all go home and have some sanity left.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386bee66368722dca860400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386ba916368722edaaf0000#post_5386ba916368722edaaf0000\r\nEveryone knows Santa is just a bunch of drugged up dogs in a suit controlled by the CIA.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386bf2a6368722c14d60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386be8f6368722c14130400#post_5386be8f6368722c14130400\r\nOw!\r\nYou just wait until gasmaskangel gets home! He'll deal with you,\r\n~How did I raise such a mischievous boy?~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5386bf8b6368722c01540500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386bf2a6368722c14d60400#post_5386bf2a6368722c14d60400\r\nDon't worry, I'll lock him in the box with the spiders again. That usually calms him down. Good ole neurotoxin, amiright?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5386c0146368722c01220600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386bf8b6368722c01540500#post_5386bf8b6368722c01540500\r\nFUCK YOU PSYCHO BITCH!\r\n*Claws and bites at GMK's face until it falls off*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386c04863687266cd050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love seeing a happy family","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5386c078636872684f180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"who is like the cool uncle and the ww2 veteran grandfather?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5386c1136368726645230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5386c078636872684f180000#post_5386c078636872684f180000\r\nYou mean WW11?\r\n!http://hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/WW11.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5386c15f63687266e4740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why couldn't something \"like this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf8Bl5XdrR0 happen in MLP?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}