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{"topics":[{"id":"553158e8636872362e9c3000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've said it before and I'll say it again.\r\n\r\n*[spoiler]FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU PET SHOOOOOOOOOOOP![/spoiler]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55315900636872253f250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Man takes his Tortoise for a walk in tokyo\":http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/east-asia/story/patient-japanese-man-takes-his-giant-tortoise-slow-walks-tokyo-20150417\r\n!http://www.straitstimes.com/sites/straitstimes.com/files/20150417/tortoise-1704e.jpg!","author":"4fc958fc945b703fa301f910"},{"id":"5531590d63687230b8f41e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"~^[spoiler]I fix[/spoiler]^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5531593e636872373c270b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553158e8636872362e9c3000#post_553158e8636872362e9c3000\r\nWhat happened?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553159bc636872016d6a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553158e8636872362e9c3000#post_553158e8636872362e9c3000\r\nOh my.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553159bc636872017c4c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531593e636872373c270b00#post_5531593e636872373c270b00\r\nPet Shop is just being an asshole again.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'm talking about Jojo btw.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55315a06636872017c910800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553159bc636872017c4c0800#post_553159bc636872017c4c0800\r\nOh, okay.\r\nBack to more Black tweets, then.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55315a5c636872017ced0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5531571c636872362e052e00#post_5531571c636872362e052e00\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/FaikClC.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55315ab7636872016d8c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FUCH YEAAAAAAHHH!!\r\nATTA BOY IGGY!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55315adc63687230b8bb2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/uGsfheh.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55315af16368723824c10700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315a5c636872017ced0800#post_55315a5c636872017ced0800\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/MfJjPzt.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55315b39636872373ce80d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Wg9lzkE.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55315b6d63687238241f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/gf1q7cf.jpg!\r\n\"BUTTER DOG\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55315b9d636872362e7f3500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315af16368723824c10700#post_55315af16368723824c10700\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315a5c636872017ced0800#post_55315a5c636872017ced0800\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/MfJjPzt.jpg![/bq]\r\nThis is the exact face I make too","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55315bcb6368725843bc1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.imgur.com/TkEOcvn.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55315c76636872017c090b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315bcb6368725843bc1500#post_55315bcb6368725843bc1500\r\n*reading while eating an apple*\r\n\r\ndrake runs deep","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55315cdf6368725843641700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*KAKYOIN BITCHES!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55315ce1636872253f1b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"who is this drake ya'll are on about?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55315d2b636872016dbe0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315ce1636872253f1b0500#post_55315ce1636872253f1b0500\r\ndrake","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55315d5c636872016d0b0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315ce1636872253f1b0500#post_55315ce1636872253f1b0500\r\nShit dude. Really? I'm whiter than bleached clothes and I know who Drake is.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55315da26368727b189e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315ce1636872253f1b0500#post_55315ce1636872253f1b0500\r\n\r\n>not knowing who drake is\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315d5c636872016d0b0f00#post_55315d5c636872016d0b0f00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55315ce1636872253f1b0500#post_55315ce1636872253f1b0500\r\nShit dude. Really? I'm whiter than bleached clothes and I know who Drake is.[/bq]\r\n\r\ntbh drake is p white focused","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55315e8863687258435a1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/cs2EBi0.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55315f0d63687258432b1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"drake says \"six\" 25 times in if you are reading this is too late","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5531604263687258432c1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"So in otherwords, if we beat the shit out of Dio here and now it will all be over.\"\r\n\r\nJOTARO YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553160b5636872362e3f3e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know I sound like a broken record on biomechatronics, but I was about to post the Plain Doll into waifu thread (I'll explain how they're similar in a second) and I got to thinking about something interesting about asfr (the fetish).\r\n\r\n\r\nThe best estimate of when cyborgs are going to be here is about 2025 or a couple years earlier depending on costs. The world's first prosthetics olympics is scheduled for 2020. The reason why all this starts to tie into each other is that if you look at performance levels of prosthetic 2000 vs 2005 vs 2010 vs 2014 there's been massive jumps in performance vs price; the reason why there's a fullblown olympics scheduled for 2020 for prosthetic users is that in a couple years prosthetic limbs will start to outperform human limbs meaning that people will start to run faster and jump higher and have greater control over them than natural limbs; by 2025 or potentially earlier is when those high performance prosthetics will be within your average consumer's budget.\r\n\r\nWhat does this have to do with Plain Doll or asfr? Easy; look at advertising models: hyperidealism. To put it another way when we do have high performance prosthetics the way they will probably be marketed to people that still have their limbs is hyperidealistic models with high performance limbs. Simply put the new \"sexy\" thing won't be skinny models or such, but rather uncharacteristically hyperidealized faces with high performance prosthetics. . . aka asfr; or women/men that have pretty faces and such, but the rest of their body is high performance machine parts not meant to be 100% human looking but rather to show off why it's a better product than the competition. Basically probably a lot of people are going to reject looking 100% human but instead try to make it look like their body parts look like the equivalent of a sports car while trying to make their natural body parts look hyperidealized.\r\n\r\nBasically imagine how people bling out their cars; now imagine people blinging out their prosthetic limbs.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}