time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7407.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559df6136368726919001934","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df2c66368726927001382#post_559df2c66368726927001382\r\nIt may be horrible of me to say this, but I kind of wish the way he got caught was he was on to catch a predator for hilarity.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559df6ce636872408b000ed9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df6136368726919001934#post_559df6136368726919001934\r\nLike I said, it's probably cruel of me to say this, but I need more concrete proof than just words. As far as I know, only Raven made those charges, and unless someone else confirms the charges or that Bill Cosby confirms it, I won't be convinced otherwise.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559df9176368726927001db2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That moment when you want to get pissed drunk, but the only bottle you have left is fucking terrible tasting.  I finished the vodka, but all I have is some tequila that tastes really fucking terrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559df9c66368721f84000653","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df9176368726927001db2#post_559df9176368726927001db2\r\nAre you going to strip naked and tell as Drunk science things in your new found drunkness? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559dfa086368726919001f3a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df2a96368724c7b00078d#post_559df2a96368724c7b00078d\r\nI never finished, but now I'm gonna have to start over so I can -steal their map plans- study.\r\n\r\nBy the way, do you and your brother have Minecraft?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559dfa756368726919001fd3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df9176368726927001db2#post_559df9176368726927001db2\r\ntequila always tastes like shit\r\n\r\nat least it's alcohol","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559dfacc636872691900206f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df26663687269270012da#post_559df26663687269270012da\r\nLooks like America is gonna have its own James Saville. Assuming the allegations are true.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"559dfaed6368724c7b00136f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df9176368726927001db2#post_559df9176368726927001db2\r\nWhat sorta tequila?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"559dfafa63687222fc000356","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559dfa086368726919001f3a#post_559dfa086368726919001f3a\r\n360; I have PC but I don't remember how to log into Minecraft on there","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559dfb9663687222fc00042b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df9c66368721f84000653#post_559df9c66368721f84000653\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df9c66368721f84000653#post_559df9c66368721f84000653\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559df9176368726927001db2#post_559df9176368726927001db2\r\nAre you going to strip naked and tell as Drunk science things in your new found drunkness? [/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/356/120/2fc.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559dfc4b6368724c7b001562","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559dfafa63687222fc000356#post_559dfafa63687222fc000356\r\nDammit, I was hoping you'd be able to come along for Monopoly.\r\nI'm making the Community Chest cards right now.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559dfe036368723a180002d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ARGH I Didnt eat dinner","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559dffcb6368723a9a0004fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/F98WPD6.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559dffde6368725ed70003a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking christ; I'm *JUST* now at the point of drunk where I don't care about the taste of the alcohol.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559e030a63687231f400004c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And here's something kind of funny; I scored higher on a IQ test tonight while smashed than when I'm sober.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559e034d636872320b0000a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are the Madoka movies any good? I know that part 1 and 2 are basically just  retelling of the Madoka anime but it's Rebellion that has me the most interested. In particular the part about [spoiler]Homura becoming a witch.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559e037663687232390000da","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e030a63687231f400004c#post_559e030a63687231f400004c\r\nSo you're smarter drunk than sober?! Wow.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559e03a763687231f400017f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e030a63687231f400004c#post_559e030a63687231f400004c\r\nAlcohol is the key to unlocking the human potential.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559e03d863687231f40001d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I guess I'm not going to uni tomorrow.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559e043e63687231ce000276","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e034d636872320b0000a8#post_559e034d636872320b0000a8\r\nRebellion is really good.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559e04be63687231c4000376","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e043e63687231ce000276#post_559e043e63687231ce000276\r\nI guess I'm going to ask my friend to watch that with me.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559e056f63687231c40004c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e037663687232390000da#post_559e037663687232390000da\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e030a63687231f400004c#post_559e030a63687231f400004c\r\nSo you're smarter drunk than sober?! Wow.[/bq]\r\nIf I had to take a guess whenever I'm sober I have a severe problem ignoring outside stimulus, like if someone slammed a door shut ther goes my attention all together, but if I'm drunk I just don't give a shit.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559e05a163687231b6000590","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e037663687232390000da#post_559e037663687232390000da\r\ni think the underlying message was that iq tests are bullshit\r\n\r\ni mean i got 130 iq on one that i did, and i know thats some shit","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559e067f63687232390004a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I'm going to bed\r\nGood night","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559e06bc63687231b60007cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e067f63687232390004a5#post_559e067f63687232390004a5\r\nknight","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"}]}