time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7862.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55b0037c6368720af100327d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b002826368720a59003a73#post_55b002826368720a59003a73\r\nnah, under 8 inches is a waste","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b003d76368720a47003e4a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What have I done ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b003fc6368720af1003335","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b003d76368720a47003e4a#post_55b003d76368720a47003e4a\r\nBlame Squiggy the cockoholic! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b004056368720af1003340","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b003d76368720a47003e4a#post_55b003d76368720a47003e4a\r\nNothing productive i'm sure","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55b004246368720a47003ec2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'll project my insecurities and you'll like it, buster","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b004976368720af10033f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b003fc6368720af1003335#post_55b003fc6368720af1003335\r\ni see everything is normal here\r\n(seriously though what are we talking about)","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b004a66368720b44002fce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh hey there's my good lighter\r\n\r\ni'm pretty sure this thing has a cloaking device","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b004ce6368720af100342c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b004976368720af10033f0#post_55b004976368720af10033f0\r\nPenis","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b004dc6368725b6600225b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Pocket watches need to make a comeback.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b005636368720a7b0039c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b004056368720af1003340#post_55b004056368720af1003340\r\n\r\nprobably something time wasting ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b006356368727ae9001cbd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55affaf96368720a7b002c16#post_55affaf96368720a7b002c16\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"] \"Scientists in Oregon State University developed a seaweed that tastes like bacon\":http://m.huffpost.com/ca/entry/7818252[/bq]\r\n\r\nThis. This is heresy of the highest degree","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b006626368720a7b003ae1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"it probably tastes like \"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"bacon\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b0066c6368720af100360e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b006356368727ae9001cbd#post_55b006356368727ae9001cbd\r\nI don't know. Imagine making sushi with it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b006e663687209fd00464d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0066c6368720af100360e#post_55b0066c6368720af100360e\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b006626368720a7b003ae1#post_55b006626368720a7b003ae1\r\n\r\nEither give me genuine bacon or no bacon at all. It's like saying you have The Dark Knight when in reality is a bootleg","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b007076368720b440032b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b004dc6368725b6600225b#post_55b004dc6368725b6600225b\r\nThey did. They're called \"cell phones\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0072063687209fd0046a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b006e663687209fd00464d#post_55b006e663687209fd00464d\r\nHey I'll give it a shot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b0073e63687209fd0046c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b007076368720b440032b4#post_55b007076368720b440032b4\r\nMotherfucker I will cut you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b007436368720a59004101","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b006e663687209fd00464d#post_55b006e663687209fd00464d\r\nNot even toikey bacon","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0076a6368720b44003331","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So now it's my turn to do the job interview\r\n\r\nMe\r\n\r\nThe absolute schmuck with very little ability in many things, virtually no social skills, and generally unqualified for a professional working environment.\r\n\r\nLet's see how I do :P","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b007f86368720af100380e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0076a6368720b44003331#post_55b0076a6368720b44003331\r\nglhf","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b008286368720b44003408","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b0076a6368720b44003331#post_55b0076a6368720b44003331\r\nnigger you've got less confidence than i do\r\n\r\nif you apply yourself you can do anything, remember that","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b008396368720b3d000179","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b007436368720a59004101#post_55b007436368720a59004101\r\n\r\nIt's a vegetable pretending to be meat. Like that milk that's really water","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b008dc63687209fd00492a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Piracy is not a victimless crime. Now stare at this anti piracy screen for several seconds and then Sit through trailers for movies that have been out on dvd for years before you're allowed to watch your movie\"\r\n\r\nThank you legally purchased dvd. This would have been so much easier if I had just stayed at home and downloaded the movie illegally","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b008f963687209fd00494a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b008396368720b3d000179#post_55b008396368720b3d000179\r\nYou mean like 2%?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b0093a63687209fd0049b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b008dc63687209fd00492a#post_55b008dc63687209fd00492a\r\nyou might as well change your avi to a hammer and sickle with that mindset","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}