time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7915.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55b296c5636872185700025d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This traffic jam is fucking awful ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b296c56368725a9a003197","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b29506636872377300059f#post_55b29506636872377300059f\r\nstill not totally nsfw ","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55b296f263687256e1000418","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!!!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b2973663687218570002f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b296f263687256e1000418#post_55b296f263687256e1000418\r\n*Dumps water on you*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b2973d63687240650023b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b296f263687256e1000418#post_55b296f263687256e1000418\r\nMeatboy!\r\n!http://www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/news2001/39449/meatboy.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55b2975163687240650023da","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b296f263687256e1000418#post_55b296f263687256e1000418\r\nAre we Garnet?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b2978e6368725a9a0032d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b296c56368725a9a003197#post_55b296c56368725a9a003197\r\n>not nsfw\r\n\r\nnigga you wouldnt take a giant shit on your desk if you worked in a cubicle","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b297a0636872635b00003c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For as much shit the usa gets \"here's something we're not shit at\":http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/anti-gay-feeling-is-high-in-many-african-countries-amid-obama-visit/\r\n\r\nTl:dr; Africa's mentality on glbt is that across the board they support locking glbt up in prison.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b297b6636872635b000057","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b2975163687240650023da#post_55b2975163687240650023da\r\nDo I REALLY need to tell you the answer?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b297c363687218570003a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b296f263687256e1000418#post_55b296f263687256e1000418\r\nNO UR MY LEFT ASSCHEEK","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b297c3636872635b000067","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How does one hold himself from shitting for 4 hours?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55b297ee63687239fd000214","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b297a0636872635b00003c#post_55b297a0636872635b00003c\r\nFuck that shit. So basically a lot of Africa doesn't agree on gays?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b2986d6368721857000497","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b297c3636872635b000067#post_55b297c3636872635b000067\r\nEasy, By pretending *you already shitted.*\r\n!http://operationrainfall.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Fist-of-the-North-Star-Screen-14-e1362457295762.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b298a06368722835000398","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b297a0636872635b00003c#post_55b297a0636872635b00003c\r\n\"http://qz.com/460923/nigerias-president-was-asked-about-gay-marriage-in-the-us-his-reply-sodomy-is-abhorrent/\":http://qz.com/460923/nigerias-president-was-asked-about-gay-marriage-in-the-us-his-reply-sodomy-is-abhorrent/\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b297c3636872635b000067#post_55b297c3636872635b000067\r\nperseverance","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b298d963687228350003df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b2986d6368721857000497#post_55b2986d6368721857000497\r\n...\r\nK.\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b298a06368722835000398#post_55b298a06368722835000398\r\nK.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55b298ed6368725a9a0034e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b2978e6368725a9a0032d6#post_55b2978e6368725a9a0032d6\r\nI could if cubicles exist where I live\r\nBUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\r\n\r\nBesides, the best tip to handle a big shit is just sitting in anywhere.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55b298f86368721857000544","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"yet another thing\":http://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/doodle-for-food/ep-14-putting-out-the-fire/viewer?title_no=487&episode_no=14","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b2995b6368721c4300051e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b298a06368722835000398#post_55b298a06368722835000398\r\nYou know I would be unfucking surprised if Obama actually said that; Democrats for 7 fucking years kept claiming up and down that they would legalize gay marriage if people kept voting for them; what a absolute load of horse shit that was.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b299e2636872283500051b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well i finished that story and holy hell is anon a fucking prude ass nerdy cunt\r\n\r\nhe ignored every hint rd dropped, thanked her after she jacked him off, fucking recited a poem while fingering her, and to top it all off his dad gave him a pack of condoms\r\n\r\nbutlike\r\n\r\nanon just had to throw every single one of them away","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b29b276368727293000c65","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b297c3636872635b000067#post_55b297c3636872635b000067\r\nI remember when I was in second grade I had a crippling terror of pooping in public restrooms and I held it for a long time until someone hit me in the stomach with a dodgeball at recess \r\n\r\n It was unpleasant ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b29b626368725a9a003893","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b29b276368727293000c65#post_55b29b276368727293000c65\r\nSo he knocked the shit out of you?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b29c146368726ffe000061","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b29b626368725a9a003893#post_55b29b626368725a9a003893\r\n_literally._\r\n-o3o-","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b29c63636872563e000530","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what a shitty situation that mustve been","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b29d026368727293000f16","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"there are times where i really wish i could read imperial measurements\r\n\r\ngoddammit all i need is an 8mm alan key","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b29d346368727293000f5b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b29b276368727293000c65#post_55b29b276368727293000c65\r\nNobody can use the bathrooms of the school without getting pranked by others.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}