time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1311.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fbd01563687263fc3a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100#post_53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100\r\nDo you beat the bad kids in the head with a Pipe? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd0306368724a44b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100#post_53fbcfb0636872262b8f0100\r\n\r\nSo Major Armostrong with suspenders? \r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nI shouldn't find this hot, yet I do\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcfdf63687234ad9b0100#post_53fbcfdf63687234ad9b0100\r\n\r\nBogging eyeballs and the whole pack","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd03763687234adb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcecc6368724a44370100#post_53fbcecc6368724a44370100\r\nno you don't understand\r\nthere are no enemies\r\njust a locked door that says \"closed\"\r\nand two side rooms with graves\r\ni'm so confused\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbcf186368725ec70a0000#post_53fbcf186368725ec70a0000\r\ni'm fine\r\nwork was easy today\r\nwill be a for the next couple of weeks\r\nhope you're good as well","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd05a6368722ecb950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd01563687263fc3a0100#post_53fbd01563687263fc3a0100\r\nNo. The kids get a good talking to.\r\n[spoiler]I save the pipe for the obnoxious parents[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd0b56368722552ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd03763687234adb90100#post_53fbd03763687234adb90100\r\n\r\nHave you tried digging the graves to see if there's a key?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd0e163687234ade80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd05a6368722ecb950100#post_53fbd05a6368722ecb950100\r\nHell yeah! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd0306368724a44b60100#post_53fbd0306368724a44b60100\r\nAnd turning into a deranged Biker Skull at midnight! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd12e6368720b2f2f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Still not into you squiggy. (Just saying.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fbd13d636872458fb30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i googled it\r\nit said i should get a key once the dlc is downloaded\r\n\r\nbut i didn't\r\n\r\nAAAAAAAH","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd1766368723667070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd13d636872458fb30100#post_53fbd13d636872458fb30100\r\nDLC strikes again! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd17e63687263fc830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd13d636872458fb30100#post_53fbd13d636872458fb30100\r\n\r\nTHAT'S BULLSHIT","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd1cc6368720b2f4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEggRUAJsJQ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fbd1d86368723135010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*facepalms*\r\n\r\noh god damnit\r\n\r\nso the dlc is actually out tomorrow\r\nit just lets me into the first room right now to tease me\r\n\r\nfuck","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd20f6368720b2f570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd1d86368723135010000#post_53fbd1d86368723135010000\r\n\r\nYou still need the key?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd2266368720d5c0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Greetings delicious friends! What's new?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fbd2836368726470b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd2266368720d5c0d0100#post_53fbd2266368720d5c0d0100\r\n\r\nMonday.\r\n\r\nThat is all...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fbd29a6368720b17690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and her birthday is on september 7, imma see if they sell GKMC on physical copy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbd2bd63687265c8b70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd2266368720d5c0d0100#post_53fbd2266368720d5c0d0100\r\nStill your same Black dude! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd1d86368723135010000#post_53fbd1d86368723135010000\r\nthat's some fucking Bullshit! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd2c06368722552240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd0e163687234ade80100#post_53fbd0e163687234ade80100\r\nFun little story.\r\nI was subbing for a 3rd grade class. These two girls brought a few MLP toys to play with during recess. Then this boy walks up and asks if he could play with them. They ask him why he wants to play with \"girl toys\". He says because he likes the show. So the two girls decide to quiz him. They ask the boy who his favorite character is. Do you know what his answer was? Spike! I immediately go to that kid and high five him and they ask if I like the show. We then proceeded to play with MLP toys for the next half hour.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd2f763687265c8c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so my younger sister has gone to germany, and will be spending the year there for school\r\nso the house is gonna weirdly quiet\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd2c06368722552240200#post_53fbd2c06368722552240200\r\nhurrah","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd30e63687264530e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd29a6368720b17690100#post_53fbd29a6368720b17690100\r\nThat sounds like an idea! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd31b6368720219a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd2f763687265c8c20100#post_53fbd2f763687265c8c20100\r\nYou have a little sister too?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fbd3456368724dcd1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd31b6368720219a90100#post_53fbd31b6368720219a90100\r\nlittle sister, then me, then my older brother, and then our older sister","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fbd3616368720e02790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd30e63687264530e0200#post_53fbd30e63687264530e0200\r\n\r\nim gonna send her some songs see if she likes them, if she does imma go to check if they have physical copies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fbd38d6368720e36a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd2c06368722552240200#post_53fbd2c06368722552240200\r\nAwwwwwww~! that's the cutest shit ever! \r\n\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80glrw4uo1qiy0obo1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fbd3b463687224013b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fbd38d6368720e36a80000#post_53fbd38d6368720e36a80000\r\nIt really was.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}