time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1553.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5413d203636872600dbc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d19363687201d3cf0000#post_5413d19363687201d3cf0000\r\nyeah fuck them then","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d21363687237fdcb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d1906368727ffba80000#post_5413d1906368727ffba80000\r\nI am disappointed. Buzzbomb and Forest Fire are good tracks, but they aren't my favorite on the album (those would be Halloween, Moon Over Marin and Riot). If memory serves Religious Vomit isn't even a song, its a skit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d21e6368726b66180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d19363687201d3cf0000#post_5413d19363687201d3cf0000\r\nYou also don't want to get bit by several. Because the only thing worse than finding one black widow is finding a whole goddamn _colony_ of them.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5413d22363687237fdd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I saw a wolf while hiking in the forest the other day. Never seen one in the wild before.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5413d25a636872259c9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dont like to use youtube anymore since spoofy has better quality.\r\n\r\nDis the same shit with because the internet.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5413d25c636872230f640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d21e6368726b66180000#post_5413d21e6368726b66180000\r\nThat is when you burn the property to ash. Burn it all and never look back.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d2cd63687216202a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d25c636872230f640100#post_5413d25c636872230f640100\r\nit's funny how we all make this joke\r\nbut some people actually have ended up setting their house on fire trying to kill a spider","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d2ee6368721382040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d22363687237fdd40100#post_5413d22363687237fdd40100\r\nThe only \"foxes\" that are in my city are this:\r\n!http://www.infoanimales.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Zarigüeya-3.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5413d2f0636872516a510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d21e6368726b66180000#post_5413d21e6368726b66180000\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/541/674/2a5.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5413d3006368726b8c3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't like killing things I don't plan on eating.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5413d30b6368720f9f0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d25c636872230f640100#post_5413d25c636872230f640100\r\nOkay, so it wasn't a whole colony. But finding _eleven_ black widows in close proximity to one another is not a comforting thought.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5413d3626368726c76120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d30b6368720f9f0d0000#post_5413d30b6368720f9f0d0000\r\nI'd still burn everything and salt the earth.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d37063687228a4ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d2ee6368721382040000#post_5413d2ee6368721382040000\r\nOne of my neighbors growing up had a pet Possum. Named Bomar. Whenever I'd go over to his house to play with my friends Bomar would do the whole hissing deal. I'd look at him and say \"Shut up Bomar\" and he'd roll over and beg me to rub his belly.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5413d3c1636872374d500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d3626368726c76120100#post_5413d3626368726c76120100\r\nNuke the place.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5413d4126368724a65e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this also why i would prefer to have a high rise apartment\r\nlittle to no chance of spiders and insects","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d41d63687228a4cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"this album is much more animated, than it is angry\" - anthony fandango","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5413d441636872014f090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d4126368724a65e40100#post_5413d4126368724a65e40100\r\n[spoiler]I'm afraid of heights.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5413d4676368720470530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d441636872014f090100#post_5413d441636872014f090100\r\nwimp\r\n[spoiler]me too[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d4746368726c5bb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d2cd63687216202a0100#post_5413d2cd63687216202a0100\r\nTrue story: A guy I knew in Afghanistan got slapped with an Article 15 (the basic official disciplinary action) for a negligent discharge because he freaked out and shot at a camel spider that seemed to be chasing him. (in reality camel spiders are not chasing you, they're chasing the shade you cast.)","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d4756368720350140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d37063687228a4ac0000#post_5413d37063687228a4ac0000\r\nWait... You can pet a possum? \r\nI didn't know that. All the possums that I have seen in my life were passive-agressive. One almost kill my dog.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5413d4886368720424550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d22363687237fdd40100#post_5413d22363687237fdd40100\r\nBears and coyotes roam my neighbourhood.\r\n\r\nWas it a grey European wolf? Because I heard those are endangered in most of the continent.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5413d4ba63687222c2280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d4746368726c5bb10100#post_5413d4746368726c5bb10100\r\ncan't really blame him","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d5026368726c34340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d4746368726c5bb10100#post_5413d4746368726c5bb10100\r\nI want to see a Camel Spider IRL. They look interesting.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d4756368720350140200#post_5413d4756368720350140200\r\nOh yeah. My neighbor had it since it was a baby and I guess he just though \"fuck it.\" Bomar was cool guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5413d511636872187c650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d4746368726c5bb10100#post_5413d4746368726c5bb10100\r\nThat fool declared war on giant spiders everywhere.\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5413d51b6368726e97780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d4ba63687222c2280000#post_5413d4ba63687222c2280000\r\nI can. The spiders are, at worst, the size of the palm of your hand. Also this guy was just a fuck up in general, he eventually got dishonorably discharged for drug related charges.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}