time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1868.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5438e1b16368721c9d290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e0736368724544fb0000#post_5438e0736368724544fb0000\r\n\r\nsounds a bit like god of war.\r\n\r\nthen again i dont know much about god of war except kratos doesnt liek the gods, and the gods are assholes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438e22163687217c87b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e1b16368721c9d290000#post_5438e1b16368721c9d290000\r\nThe difference though is that Kratos is a shitty character while Bayonetta is not.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438e24f6368726021060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e22163687217c87b0100#post_5438e22163687217c87b0100\r\n\r\ni liked kratos.\r\n\r\ni played only the first one tho.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438e2aa636872236a140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e1b16368721c9d290000#post_5438e1b16368721c9d290000\r\nBayo's less of a dick. Kratos blames all of his problems on the nearest thing that bleeds. All the time. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438e3376368724a565b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e24f6368726021060000#post_5438e24f6368726021060000\r\nYou can like him all you want. That doesn't make him a good character.\r\nEverything that happens to him is his own damn fault and he's gonna drag down the world for his petty revenge. There's also that Kratos is TOO masculine. The point of character action is to be fun. When the character acts like he's too macho for fun then he can just fuck off. That's one of the MANY reasons I adore Bayonetta as a character. SHE is having as much fun as the player.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438e3ae6368720f4b8a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e3376368724a565b0000#post_5438e3376368724a565b0000\r\n\r\nthe machos that have fun tho\r\n\r\n!http://www.vadejuegos.com/imagenes/2012/12/23/serious-sam-3-cover.jpg!\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438e4916368724544720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e3ae6368720f4b8a0100#post_5438e3ae6368720f4b8a0100\r\nAnother reason I love Bayo. She is so fucking feminine. She fusses over her hair, she carries around make-up, she flirts more than I do, and despite all that femininity kicks ALL KINDS of angelic ass. Bayonetta proves that you can be a god-killing badass and still be feminine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438e54f6368720d89c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Side note: I would like to point out from my last post that I'm not anti-war or pro-war before someone thinks I'm a hippy or such.  My problem with congress is that how much of congress that are warhawks have never been to war, are not veterans or have any level at all into the workings of the armed forces and yet they believe they're the pinnacle of military knowledge and constantly push wars without understanding anything at all about how wars work.\r\n\r\nA prime example of the shit that pisses me off is Dick Cheney; he's a draft dodger and yet some fucking how having no military background he managed to become secretary of defense and is a massive warhawk even though he never once set foot on a battlefield.  Honestly if I had my way draft dodgers would be bared from congress.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438e56b6368727b49b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well Squiggy's got a date with some sexy guys in Sandman Land.\r\nGood night my pets.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5438e62b6368727e748f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A slash fanfiction generator\":http://prillalar.com/drabbles/","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5438e6356368720f60fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e4916368724544720100#post_5438e4916368724544720100\r\n\r\n\r\nshe reminds me of\r\n\r\n!http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22800000/screen-caps-totally-spies-22803126-768-576.jpg!\r\n\r\ngood show","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438e6846368720d89160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e56b6368727b49b90100#post_5438e56b6368727b49b90100\r\n*doodles on your face with sharpie while you're asleep*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438e69a63687217d7d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e3ae6368720f4b8a0100#post_5438e3ae6368720f4b8a0100\r\nI love me some Sam. And duke. And blazkowicz. And doomguy. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438e80363687203e1a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I meant slash.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]\"The Ferret Prince\"\r\n\r\nSnape was walking through a weepy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an orgasmic little ferret lying under a tree.\r\n\r\nSnape skipped over to see the dear thing and was throaty to find that he was hurt! A chain had pierced his curious little right buttock and he whimpered beautifully with the pain.\r\n\r\n\"My manly little friend, \" Snape said. \"Let me help you!\" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the chain, as slowly as he could. The ferret cried out and Snape's heart ached, as if a volcanic eruption had buried Hogwarts in pudding and liquid lust. \"You'll be all right, \" Snape whispered. \"I'll take care of you. I'll call you Draco and you can live with me forever!\"\r\n\r\nScooping Draco up in his arms, Snape carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Snape nursed Draco, cleaning his right buttock and feeding him Chandelier-brand ferret chow.\r\n\r\nOn the eighth night, Draco climbed into bed with Snape. He burrowed under the covers and wetly absorbed Snape's chin. It made Snape giggle and he cuddled close to Draco, stroking his earlobe and singing forbiddenly to him.\r\n\r\nThey continued that way for a long time. Every day, Snape hurried home so he could curl up with Draco. It gave him a mischievous feeling whenever Draco absorbed his chin.\r\n\r\nThen one night, Draco looked up at Snape and said, \"If you kiss me, I will become a bruised prince.\"\r\n\r\nSnape screamed agonizingly, he was so surprised. How could a ferret talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.\r\n\r\n\"You're not dreaming, \" Draco said. \"Kiss me.\"\r\n\r\n\"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that, \" Snape said and kissed Draco on his earlobe. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a bruised prince! With a crown and everything!\r\n\r\n\"I'm Prince Draco, \" he said. \"I was cursed. It's a long story.\"\r\n\r\n\"Is it really you?\" Snape said.\r\n\r\n\"See?\" Draco said and showed Snape the scar from the chain on his right buttock. Then he kissed Snape and they tumbled under the table and did a lot of very long-awaited things, some of them involving a smooth napkin.\r\n\r\n\"I love you, \" Draco said when they were done. Snape clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Draco had stashed away.\r\nAnd if Draco didn't know about Snape's visits to the ferret sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5438e822636872035d080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How to cause a internet fight in one image:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/755/897/8a6.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438e9256368726caa2a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438e822636872035d080200#post_5438e822636872035d080200\r\nThat's what dakimakura are for!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438edf16368720338380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else still on?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5438ee606368727a15b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438edf16368720338380200#post_5438edf16368720338380200\r\n\r\nyes\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/b18162225ab330cbbe77156ac7101112/tumblr_n2f2bbpoa81s3pjkwo1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438efbc6368726021ee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438edf16368720338380200#post_5438edf16368720338380200\r\nYep. But only until I finish my book","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5438efeb63687260d8110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"connection with the host has been lost\"\r\n\"CONNECTION WITH THE HOST HAS BEEN LOST\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5438f0496368726c9b1b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5438edf16368720338380200#post_5438edf16368720338380200\r\n*Says something about Kamen rider Ryuki*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543960ab6368727907590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Post-Gear Third Luffy is the cutest thing in One Piece that isn't Chopper.\r\n!littlemscelery.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_ma3ictghh01rfifhco1_500.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5439668e6368726fa4a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And  with that, I have completed the Impel Down Arc and have officially started The Marineford Arc. The beginning of an all-out war between the Whitebeard Pirates and the Marines of The World Government.\r\n[spoiler]Bon-chaaaaaaaaan! TT_TT[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54396bda6368720b93ae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I still really want to watch One piece, But It's just so long. (I'm still right after Luffy beat arlong for the first time)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54396c2163687253e0b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54396bda6368720b93ae0100#post_54396bda6368720b93ae0100\r\nIt may be long but it's a breeze to read through.\r\nOda's use of pacing is magnifecent.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}