time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2127.json

{"topics":[{"id":"545d461463687252e6960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Act 2 complete!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d47466368727981fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i uh.\r\n\r\ni just checked my dream journal.\r\n\r\nand apparently i wrote that i had a dream in which dicks tasted like candy, and vaginas like vanilla cake.\r\n\r\nand yes, ass tasted like chocolate cake, why would it be anything else\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d47bb636872033c560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d47466368727981fb0100#post_545d47466368727981fb0100\r\nWhat dicks DON'T taste like candy to you already?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d47f66368727be8130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d47bb636872033c560100#post_545d47bb636872033c560100\r\n\r\nconsidering i have never tasted a dick in my life...\r\n\r\n[spoiler]and semen tastes to me like water with salt in it, seriously whats so special about it?[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d48d9636872643d2b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d47f66368727be8130100#post_545d47f66368727be8130100\r\nIt really depends on the diet. You may have read it somewhere else but a lot of citrus fruits actually make semen taste sweet. Type 1 diabetics also a have sweeter than normal cum.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d48e86368725c9d460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d3c3b636872103ace0000#post_545d3c3b636872103ace0000\r\nAss: The true destroyer of worlds.\r\n\r\n*Cue the Bayonetta enemy book closing* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545d490a63687276393f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hope dick tastes like candy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d49366368721c3d960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d48d9636872643d2b0100#post_545d48d9636872643d2b0100\r\n\r\nwell tough luck cause all i eat is garbage food and soda.\r\n\r\nmy semen would probably clog your veins.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d498863687250fd770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d490a63687276393f0000#post_545d490a63687276393f0000\r\nI bet it tastes wonderful~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d49c86368721c3da50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d498863687250fd770000#post_545d498863687250fd770000\r\nI bet yours does too~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d49d66368725c9d660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dick probably tastes bad. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545d49eb63687250fd840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d49d66368725c9d660200#post_545d49d66368725c9d660200\r\nShush","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d49fd6368727981460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d49d66368725c9d660200#post_545d49d66368725c9d660200\r\nIt is an _acquired_ taste.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d4a5763687274bfe00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d49eb63687250fd840000#post_545d49eb63687250fd840000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d49fd6368727981460200#post_545d49fd6368727981460200\r\nIf dick tasted like Candy, mine would taste like chocolate. \r\n\r\nWhy are we talking about Dick again? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545d4a896368723aa2d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a5763687274bfe00000#post_545d4a5763687274bfe00000\r\nBecause dicks are awesome.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d4a896368727566a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a5763687274bfe00000#post_545d4a5763687274bfe00000\r\nWhy aren't we talking about dick?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d4aec6368723ea9840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a896368723aa2d60000#post_545d4a896368723aa2d60000\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a896368727566a60100#post_545d4a896368727566a60100\r\n\r\ndicks are awesome\r\n\r\n!http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/nixon_6.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d4b136368723aa2e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4aec6368723ea9840100#post_545d4aec6368723ea9840100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a896368727566a60100#post_545d4a896368727566a60100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a896368723aa2d60000#post_545d4a896368723aa2d60000\r\n\r\nEh cant argue with that. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"545d4b596368721d54f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Jade is a narcoleptic furry......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545d4bde6368721c3dd80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4b596368721d54f40100#post_545d4b596368721d54f40100\r\n\r\ndont forget clairvoyant\r\n\r\nawesome isnt it?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d4c7b6368721656d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4a896368727566a60100#post_545d4a896368727566a60100\r\nBecause this board is supposed to be safe for work.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"545d4cbe6368722be6e70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4c7b6368721656d20000#post_545d4c7b6368721656d20000\r\n\r\nnobody but us visits this goddamn thread.\r\n\r\nand those of us who do know this thread is as nsfw as it gets","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d4f216368722728d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"you aint from my hood\r\nyou aint-you aint from my hood\r\nyou aint from my hood\r\nyou aint-you aint from my hood\r\nwhere you from huh?\r\nwhere you-where you-where you-where you-where you from huh?\r\nwhere you from huh?\r\nwhere you from huh?\r\nwhere you-where you-where you-where you-where you from huh?\r\nwhere you from huh\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545d4f316368723b8bb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why isn't this thread seriously tagged nsfw","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545d4fca6368727c57c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545d4f316368723b8bb20000#post_545d4f316368723b8bb20000\r\nBecause in al honesty it isn't. We TALK about things of the _erotic_ nature but we don't outright post porn.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}