time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2209.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5468222b6368724a51e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want crematoriums to have ads. And I want them to say \"scared of the zombie apocalypse? Do your part and get cremated!\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"546823c86368726135a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468222b6368724a51e00000#post_5468222b6368724a51e00000\r\n\r\n!http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/animals-crematorium-cremations-pig_roast-cremation-smoke-tzun1674l.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54682bbd63687262d1360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"tonight, on \"i cant believe its not freeman\"\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/zEv7xY6.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/8yWMdzm.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/LDgVCYd.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/PVaL5mU.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5468320963687246527a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/be5686e7c1211d4b040d02dd23bf21b8/tumblr_nb47x33JGy1s2wahzo1_1280.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5468324b63687227cd210200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468320963687246527a0000#post_5468320963687246527a0000\r\n\r\nAre they flavored?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"546832cb6368726b2d1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did anyone went to church today?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5468333d636872678f850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546832cb6368726b2d1f0000#post_546832cb6368726b2d1f0000\r\natheist","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"546833486368721980bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546832cb6368726b2d1f0000#post_546832cb6368726b2d1f0000\r\n\r\ni cant\r\n\r\ni would burn the instant i enter","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546833a66368724488950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546832cb6368726b2d1f0000#post_546832cb6368726b2d1f0000\r\n\r\nIs that like some building or something?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"546833f36368726ec7fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, this thread always seems to be awake with activity whenever I'm either asleep or about to sleep.\r\nOther than Twisty's posting of random stuff...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"546834196368722b83050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3cdb1d08ea9b16586e160e2a49f33b02/tumblr_nf48gvqFKS1r8azndo1_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5468343763687269f74b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546833486368721980bb0100#post_546833486368721980bb0100\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468333d636872678f850000#post_5468333d636872678f850000\r\nI did now I have 100% damage protection against undead for the next 5 hours. Also, a 200% damage when using religious weapons.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5468345663687244889f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546832cb6368726b2d1f0000#post_546832cb6368726b2d1f0000\r\nIt's Saturday today...\r\n\r\nI don't go to church anymore. But I do believe in _him_.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"546834a16368725be7500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468343763687269f74b0100#post_5468343763687269f74b0100\r\n\r\npfff, i visited my local cult, and after a sacrifice i gained the ability to use dark magic, also 50% damage against dark enemies and 100% effectivity for blood based potions","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546834e86368723b4b060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468345663687244889f0100#post_5468345663687244889f0100\r\nIt's Sunday in the Philippines.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5468359b6368725c7caf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468343763687269f74b0100#post_5468343763687269f74b0100\r\n\r\nBe sure to have some soul gems to recharge the weapons","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"546836186368727dc7dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546834196368722b83050000#post_546834196368722b83050000\r\ni'll make one of those if i ever get pics of squiggy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"546836396368727cde740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546836186368727dc7dc0000#post_546836186368727dc7dc0000\r\n\r\noh boy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546836546368724e9b5c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546836396368727cde740000#post_546836396368727cde740000\r\nwhat","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"546836626368722811260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5468359b6368725c7caf0000#post_5468359b6368725c7caf0000\r\nI got enough blessed silver bullets for my .45 pistol.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5468369a6368722c14820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546836546368724e9b5c0100#post_546836546368724e9b5c0100\r\n\r\nnothin","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"546836ce6368727c21430200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546836626368722811260200#post_546836626368722811260200\r\n\r\nRemember, just because they're hairy, doesn't mean they're werewolves. \r\n\r\nI can testify that.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546836546368724e9b5c0100#post_546836546368724e9b5c0100\r\n\r\nI think that would be less \"Do it for him\" and more just \"Do Him\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54683720636872245a480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546836ce6368727c21430200#post_546836ce6368727c21430200\r\nwell\r\nyeah","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"546837326368722be1c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Aaaaaaaamen!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5468375f6368726ea91b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/546837326368722be1c10000#post_546837326368722be1c10000\r\n\r\nI demand that you switch your avatar right now for the one with the priest you just quoted","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}