time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2359.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54782b0163687240e50a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5478281d6368724bad6c0100#post_5478281d6368724bad6c0100\r\nThe Fool, Not Now Kiddo and Captain Oblivious.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54782b506368726ba75c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54782ab56368724973360200#post_54782ab56368724973360200\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5478281d6368724bad6c0100#post_5478281d6368724bad6c0100\r\nI can't think of anything. (Anything that moves woudn't really apply)[/bq]\r\nWhy do I always get the last post on a page?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54782c9b636872012efd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54782b506368726ba75c0200#post_54782b506368726ba75c0200\r\nBecause you're a \"lucky guy\":http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54783b2b63687204d44c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/7185a86beed1a5e941ff8a9c5be7b4ca/tumblr_nfqkxqQFLr1rhavdko1_500.jpg!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/786b2637d521308dbbea5b367244143b/tumblr_nfqkxqQFLr1rhavdko2_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\nthis guy made freaking vault from fallout","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54783f3c63687241fbda0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54783b2b63687204d44c0100#post_54783b2b63687204d44c0100\r\nI'd love to live there.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547872536368721d70460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54783b2b63687204d44c0100#post_54783b2b63687204d44c0100\r\n\r\nAnyone else see the hiddden dick on the blueprints","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5478746363687279433b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547872536368721d70460300#post_547872536368721d70460300\r\nI see many for I am the dickseer","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547875096368724567ef0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5478746363687279433b0000#post_5478746363687279433b0000\r\n\r\n_HE CAN SEE ANY DICK COMING FROM A MILLION MILES AWAY_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"5478755b6368722b7b2f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547875096368724567ef0200#post_547875096368724567ef0200\r\nHere's a dick there's a dick everywhere a dickdick","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547876a26368725762f30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54783b2b63687204d44c0100#post_54783b2b63687204d44c0100\r\nI don't know.\r\nProbably in the end, there will be anarchy inside and would be a mess over there.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547878686368724567130400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547872536368721d70460300#post_547872536368721d70460300\r\n[bq=\"Miyo\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54783b2b63687204d44c0100#post_54783b2b63687204d44c0100\r\n\r\nAnyone else see the hiddden dick on the blueprints[/bq]\r\n\r\n\"He who is hungry, only thinks about bread\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54788ca3636872579ec60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-Classes suspended due to general assembly\r\n-general assembly cancelled due to problem in gymnasium\r\n-Higher ups send everyone home\r\n-what?\r\n\r\nAlso, anyone know the best place to make out?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54788d976368723dc8cf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54788ca3636872579ec60100#post_54788ca3636872579ec60100\r\nSomewhere:\r\nCozy\r\nQuiet\r\nWarm\r\nor with a good view.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54788e6e6368724c60300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54788ca3636872579ec60100#post_54788ca3636872579ec60100\r\nHonestly that sounds like someone made a bomb threat or something to me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54788f646368723dac3c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54788e6e6368724c60300000#post_54788e6e6368724c60300000\r\nActually the guys in there are pretty lazy. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547890aa6368724b7c640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54783b2b63687204d44c0100#post_54783b2b63687204d44c0100\r\nWe need more of this everywhere. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5478912463687231e06d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547878686368724567130400#post_547878686368724567130400\r\nThat says so much about EVERYONE on this site.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5478929f63687269daf60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547875096368724567ef0200#post_547875096368724567ef0200\r\nI was going to make a portmanteau joke about that but came out more of \"Dictator\".\r\n\r\nDicktector ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547898156368720cecef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Springtime for Hitler\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54789c3c636872361c060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just remembered something during my childhood.\r\n\r\nThere was this one time I accidentally cut myself with scissors when doing the exams and I bled a lot. I ignored the pain completely and only until after the paper, I cried as loud as I could.\r\n\r\n*DETERMINATION*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54789e18636872798dc50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54789c3c636872361c060200#post_54789c3c636872361c060200\r\nGods among men","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54789f056368724b98a70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54789c3c636872361c060200#post_54789c3c636872361c060200\r\nWhat kind of exams requires scissors?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54789f7e6368724c60e40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just read about half of a sentence about gravitational time dilation and my brain just stopped working ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54789fc763687269d3260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So.\r\n\r\nFinland has same-sex marriage now. The parliament voted on it today.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5478a96d6368721617d00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54789fc763687269d3260200#post_54789fc763687269d3260200\r\nYAY!!\r\n\r\nAlso, The Star Wars the force Awakening Trailer is out. Go check it out.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]_*DECEMBER OF 2015*_[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}