time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2448.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547d7f4b6368722506580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/873/379/3b0.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d81676368722506e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"that last bolded statement was too fucking funny","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547d817f636872342f4a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i decided to expand the boundaries of the deck and include some derpibooru jokes","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d83a46368724c34410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Hi, im ___ i like  ____'s dick and im a pervert about ______\" - typical TWT introduction.\r\n\r\n\r\nso accurate","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547d84356368722506b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A couple of weeks more till the X-Mas break and a much needed rest. Ugh.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"547d85276368726324920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well im done for the day\r\n\r\nill jsut leave this here\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/ddRZ5/1bf8674190.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547d85836368724c34400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d85276368726324920000#post_547d85276368726324920000\r\nwell yeah","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"547d86cb63687265f4880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ugghhh. . . Christmas is coming.\r\n\r\nI love holidays and all and I definitely feel the spirit, but it's also kind of depressing for me.  The reason is as much as I have holiday spirit coming out my ass I have only ever been given a legit present once and thrown a party once ever.  In 2005 I got a ps2 for my birthday and 2007 I got a birthday party.  I can understand and all since I am a adult now as to why I never get presents it's just kind of depressing in a way cause it's like \"enjoy watching other people get the thing you only once experienced\".\r\n\r\nThat isn't to say I don't give gifts, I gave my nieces and nephews presents worth well over $150 last year and have given people crap tons of gifts(I don't ever tell them how much they're worth so they don't feel bad about not getting me anything and don't make them feel obligated to get me anything in return), but I don't know cause though I'm super non-materialistic it's kind of sad in a way.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547d895f6368720f98e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Really internet?  Really?\r\n\r\nApparently there's a new internet term called \"sea-lioning\" and the definition of it is says that someone who is being civil is harassing you.\r\n\r\nGo home internet, you're drunk.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547d9cc66368725c6fa50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You cannot put me on a card! The Uncardable!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547d9e346368727450810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d895f6368720f98e60100#post_547d895f6368720f98e60100\r\nGo, Internet.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547da07f636872035b040400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well that was the best way to instakill Mom's heart.  Thank you flies and spiders.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"547da4366368721f2f4a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://files.sharenator.com/17310.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547daa0d63687204da020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d7f4b6368722506580100#post_547d7f4b6368722506580100\r\nDoes being bi cut you out of this deal entirely or does it give me half? Because shit, there might be 10,000 chances for me to get laid just lying in wait. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547db0766368721289150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547da4366368721f2f4a0500#post_547da4366368721f2f4a0500\r\n\r\nwhat","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547db3076368726f20490200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"TF2 Medic's theme sounds a bit... Jewish\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGXV1c7VcG0","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547dc7c66368727d84570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547daa0d63687204da020100#post_547daa0d63687204da020100\r\nIf you hate Balloon Boy so much, you might like this:\r\n!http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/30726776992045293/9020FADACE429FE004A3799A82B1A1E8E3973DA4/!\r\nJust keep watching...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547dd0fa6368725e43ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547da07f636872035b040400#post_547da07f636872035b040400\r\nActually the best way to insta-kill Mom, her Heart and It Lives is the Bible. Just don't use it on any of the other end game bosses.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547dd1736368722c01350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d7f4b6368722506580100#post_547d7f4b6368722506580100\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/873/379/3b0.png![/bq]\r\nSounds like me in high school.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547dd77663687216abdf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This dancing Spidey goes with any song\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/059/601/spiderman116_spideydancing1.gif!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"547dd97463687257ff1e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547d895f6368720f98e60100#post_547d895f6368720f98e60100\r\nSea-lioning:hmmmm sorry the only image that would work is a Sea Lion eating\r\n!http://s2.hubimg.com/u/168569_f520.jpg!\r\nBut I like Sea Lions. Cause I live close to a city that has them for an attraction. When they don't have them I'm bummed.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"547de382636872683bf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OMG,GUIEZ, GUIEZ!!!!!! You're not going to beleive this, but The Crew is out today!!!!1!! I'm so hyped, the only problem is, I have got to wait until March before I get. This makes me sad. 😥","author":"543c4f1b6368722b48c00100"},{"id":"547de3936368724b5d460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/TUt1dRd.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/IpSeann.jpg!\r\n\r\nso me and my friends were drawing shit and\r\n\r\nthis","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547de499636872479fcc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547dd97463687257ff1e0100#post_547dd97463687257ff1e0100\r\nIt has to deal with that sjw drama shit going on.  The short version is that you know how they have a habit of going \"kill all cis white male scum\"?  Well people have been calling them out on it and going, \"you're advocating killing people on their gender identity, their race and their sex?  How is that not sexist and racist?\" to which the response to people questioning them was \"help I'm being harassed\" and then they coined the term \"sea-lioning\".\r\n\r\nIt literally means: \"to question someone in a civil manner *is* harassment\".\r\n\r\nTl:dr; apparently calling someone out on racist ideologies is now harassment.\r\n\r\nTl:dr of tl:dr; racists are stupid.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547de593636872679ed20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547de3936368724b5d460300#post_547de3936368724b5d460300\r\nThere's just too much to point out in those pictures that I don't know what to focus on","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}