time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2458.json

{"topics":[{"id":"547e9f7a6368723bf7a80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9eff6368727b38c50100#post_547e9eff6368727b38c50100\r\nYes. Unfortunately the barber kind of botched it.\r\nShe took too much off the type so when she evened it out I couldn't lay my hair back. Now I look like a bishie weirdo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547e9fe563687246f5730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9f7a6368723bf7a80200#post_547e9f7a6368723bf7a80200\r\n\r\nLike handsome squidward?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e9feb6368722250880200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I created a word.\r\nPend.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"547ea0226368726b854a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9feb6368722250880200#post_547e9feb6368722250880200\r\n\"Too late\":http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pend","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547ea039636872483c750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9f52636872457b7f0000#post_547e9f52636872457b7f0000\r\n\r\n-will this play at your funeral-","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ea0696368723e24a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9fe563687246f5730000#post_547e9fe563687246f5730000\r\nNo. More like a short maned lion.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea0c6636872742b0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea039636872483c750000#post_547ea039636872483c750000\r\n\r\nno\r\n\r\ni will play a deeath grips song at my funeral\r\n\r\nif im lucky it might turn me into a zombie and devour everyone at my funeral and terrorize the world\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ea0d26368725ea4170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9feb6368722250880200#post_547e9feb6368722250880200\r\n\r\nI made one:\r\n\r\nHiddle","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ea0f86368726b386d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I look like a freaking Roman Centurion...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea1216368727675100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e9feb6368722250880200#post_547e9feb6368722250880200\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I created a word.\r\nPend.[/bq]\r\nYeah; well I can create my own words; how about \"smupid\" for whenever you don't know if something was either extremely smart of someone or either really stupid of someone.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"547ea13363687224245b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0d26368725ea4170000#post_547ea0d26368725ea4170000\r\n\"Too late again\":http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hiddle","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547ea13c6368724d2f740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0f86368726b386d0000#post_547ea0f86368726b386d0000\r\nBuild a legion and take over the world.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547ea13c6368727675110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0f86368726b386d0000#post_547ea0f86368726b386d0000\r\n\r\nBiggus Dickus joke here","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547ea17a6368725ddd6f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea0f86368726b386d0000#post_547ea0f86368726b386d0000\r\nthis is why I don't get hair cuts. \r\n\r\nI mean it's also because I look weird with short hair but the idea of a botched haircut terrifies me. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"547ea17c6368722460290200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea13c6368724d2f740100#post_547ea13c6368724d2f740100\r\nThat would be too much work.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea19b6368727ab35f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea17a6368725ddd6f0200#post_547ea17a6368725ddd6f0200\r\nI doesn't look bad it just feels weird.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea1bd6368726bc1800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/441ficJ.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ea1d76368724875180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea17c6368722460290200#post_547ea17c6368722460290200\r\nBut i already burned down the neighbourhood and crucified everyone in your honour! ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547ea2206368725ea4330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea1d76368724875180200#post_547ea1d76368724875180200\r\n\r\nWas there a bearded guy preaching peace and stuff like that among those?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547ea2856368723e55b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea2206368725ea4330000#post_547ea2206368725ea4330000\r\nYeah, he's the local druggie. Dude thought he was the second coming of jesus, can you believe that?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"547ea28963687248b0820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my puppy keeps fucking licking me\r\n\r\nits cute and all but after a while it gets weird knowing they licked you for 10 minutes","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"547ea2986368727b38100200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea1d76368724875180200#post_547ea1d76368724875180200\r\nDammit Paska!\r\nI already owe my PR guy an arm and a leg.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"547ea2be63687263063a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea28963687248b0820200#post_547ea28963687248b0820200\r\nMy puppy licks the car door","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547ea2ca63687248b08e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also, i really need to increase my music listens\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/df2MM/6988f6f98f.png!\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/df2Wy/75bc1e0bf1.png!\r\n\r\nof course last.fm doesnt catalogue ALL listens\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"547ea2e3636872742b320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547ea2986368727b38100200#post_547ea2986368727b38100200\r\nWell that's not a problem, there was a whole pile of arms and legs left over.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}