time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/249.json

{"topics":[{"id":"536ed8a26368725ffc4f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed163636872717e600300#post_536ed163636872717e600300\r\n\r\ndoesnt matter, tf2 mercs can die and die and die, yet they will come back with better plans again again until they succeed.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536ed922636872635a390200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed8a26368725ffc4f0200#post_536ed8a26368725ffc4f0200\r\n\r\nUnless they get hacked and the respawn system gets shutdown","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ed97463687260b2630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed922636872635a390200#post_536ed922636872635a390200\r\n\r\ncan it really be hacked? i mean scoots died in the middle of a russian winter and came back to life like that with no kind of mechanism.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536ed99563687261263f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed663636872632c140100#post_536ed663636872632c140100\r\nBBBBBOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536ed9e1636872635a6b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed99563687261263f0200#post_536ed99563687261263f0200\r\nI'm sorry to hear that. At least you're home.\r\nSo congratz.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536ed9e76368726418da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed97463687260b2630200#post_536ed97463687260b2630200\r\n\r\nI consider that a slight deus ex machina","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536edb706368725fbf420300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed9e76368726418da0100#post_536ed9e76368726418da0100\r\n\r\neh, the tf2 universe its so weird i woulnt be surprised if they declared the mercs are inmortal.\r\n\r\n\r\nbut if anything else fails, there is always\r\n\r\n!http://gflclan.com/uploads/ab5d1140a84426bb3c177d268117f8b5.jpg! \r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536edb9563687260dd9a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed9e1636872635a6b0200#post_536ed9e1636872635a6b0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed99563687261263f0200#post_536ed99563687261263f0200\r\nI'm sorry to hear that. At least you're home.\r\nSo congratz.[/bq]\r\nAt least I was able to listen to IOSYS, C-Clays, eastnewsound and so forth on the way there.  I would have been bored to death if my charger hadn't worked.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536edbcc63687263690e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ed9e76368726418da0100#post_536ed9e76368726418da0100\r\nActually, Amelia's skull took one for the team.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"536edbce63687260ddc40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edb706368725fbf420300#post_536edb706368725fbf420300\r\n\r\nYou're playing with forces beyond your comprehension kid!\r\n\r\n\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edbcc63687263690e0300#post_536edbcc63687263690e0300\r\n\r\n\r\nMy TF2 lore has fall preeeetty short","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536edc86636872615f710300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edbcc63687263690e0300#post_536edbcc63687263690e0300\r\n\r\n!http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/images/comic/1024x768/038.jpg! \r\n\r\n!http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf03_cold_day_in_hell/images/comic/1024x768/054.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536edd0a63687260dd720300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edc86636872615f710300#post_536edc86636872615f710300\r\nWell, I'm not so sure. Maybe he passed out or something.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"536edd336368725628020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's something to warm the heart; a person in saudi arabia figured out a way to help the hungry without them feeling ashamed; simple a charity fridge.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this I have had to ask for food before from charity and I'm not going to lie there are some massive assholes out there that make you feel bad for asking for food.  \"Haha look at the poor person coming out of the food pantry!\"\r\n\r\nThe charity fridge is essentially a neighborhood fridge that if you want to donate food you can put it in and if you're hungry just take some food.  Of course there's assholes that will take the food out even if they don't need it, but they already do this already.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536edd546368725964190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edd0a63687260dd720300#post_536edd0a63687260dd720300\r\n\r\nim sure your organs falling out and your heart stopping doesnt just make you pass out ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536edd8a63687255a6340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edd546368725964190000#post_536edd546368725964190000\r\n\r\nI told you. The Respawn System. And comic book logic also helps","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536eddce63687258373f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536edd8a63687255a6340000#post_536edd8a63687255a6340000\r\n\r\nyeah said before, the tf2 universe its one weird place, im sure the australian army in there would be capable of anything,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536ede386368725628560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":". . . WAIT!  There's a Tf2 comic?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536ede4763687256a1590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eddce63687258373f0000#post_536eddce63687258373f0000\r\n\r\nAustralia is already a dead trap. Imagine if those animals turned out to be like Cesar from Rise of the Planet of the Apes?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ede9c63687256c07d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ede386368725628560000#post_536ede386368725628560000\r\nOfficial too. See it at Teamfortress.com.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"536edea16368725983640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The 5 Most WTF Things Found While Working on an Old House\":http://www.cracked.com/article_20311_the-5-most-wtf-things-found-while-working-old-house.html","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"536ee0dc6368725667db0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate it when psych mags make the differences between a narcissist and a normal extrovert really cryptic","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"536ee81d6368722a05b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, \"now I'm starting to hate the Russian authorities\":http://news.derpiboo.ru/post/85114712438/russian-censorship\r\nWith all due respect, I don't care who it is. Censorship is WRONG! Period.\r\nDerpi just lost a chunk of users because of this. If Russia could do this, then I fear for other countries. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"536eea4d6368722c94bc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ee81d6368722a05b00000#post_536ee81d6368722a05b00000\r\nI love the \"too hot for putin\" tag.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Randomosaur and Mary Sue had hot sex for three hours. Then, Randomosaur sent three armies of gigantic futanari giganotosaurs to three separate regions of the universe: Equestria, Mars, and Cybertron. Then, they headed out on a penis-shaped spaceship to find the final parts for the Cumminator.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536eeaf46368722d20ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ee81d6368722a05b00000#post_536ee81d6368722a05b00000\r\nPutin is the man! \r\nNot really but I admire his spine","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"536eeb476368722bb5b70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536eea4d6368722c94bc0100#post_536eea4d6368722c94bc0100\r\n[spoiler]Suddenly, Getter emperor enters their Universe and starts to Eat everything[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}