time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2699.json

{"topics":[{"id":"548e3d6e63687216368d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3d4f6368726679bc0100#post_548e3d4f6368726679bc0100\r\nThe sun is overrated.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e3d83636872093ccf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know what i regret\r\n\r\nin my country the system is D/M/Y\r\n\r\nit wouldnt be bad at all, since in fact is objectively better than the american system\r\n\r\nEXCEPT FOR THE FACT WE DONT GET 4/20/69","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548e3d94636872132eb00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3d5763687214d5b50500#post_548e3d5763687214d5b50500\r\nI suppose he was a little calm...\r\nBut then, I don't remember how he reacted to 4/20.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e3e06636872104a8a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3d94636872132eb00500#post_548e3d94636872132eb00500\r\n\"Here's a refresher\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRBRgQYDWWA","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e3eac63687217d5460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3e06636872104a8a0500#post_548e3e06636872104a8a0500\r\nOh yeah.\r\nHe was a little calmer, but he really \"hnng'd\" though.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e3f676368721159480500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Are these the sexual anomalies?\"\r\n\"Do I need to B to blow?\"\r\n\"I've mastered my B to blow skillz\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e3fb4636872795fd40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"First person to post under me gets a confusing nickname","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e3fbb6368721525510500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3f676368721159480500#post_548e3f676368721159480500\r\nI'm pretty good at blowing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e3fd363687212b7ec0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3fb4636872795fd40400#post_548e3fb4636872795fd40400\r\nHAHA!\r\nI win!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e3ffe636872125ebe0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3fbb6368721525510500#post_548e3fbb6368721525510500\r\nI was quoting Markiplier.\r\nCan you B though?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e40056368720b4ff40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Edit: Too late.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"548e401f636872125ec80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3fd363687212b7ec0500#post_548e3fd363687212b7ec0500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3fb4636872795fd40400#post_548e3fb4636872795fd40400\r\nHAHA!\r\nI win![/bq]\r\n\r\nYOU ARE:\r\n\r\nJohnny Montezuma\r\n\r\nThe second contest will be held shortly.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e403963687219835c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3fd363687212b7ec0500#post_548e3fd363687212b7ec0500\r\nI am a master a B.\r\nMy B skills are only matched by my D skills.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e40556368721525630500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e403963687219835c0000#post_548e403963687219835c0000\r\nGood.\r\nWait, wha...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e40cc6368720ffed50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.sinfest.net/btphp/comics/2013-01-30.gif!\r\n\r\n>mfw this comic book series isnt ironic\r\n\r\n!http://www.epiclol.com/cdn/pictures/2012/06/george-costanza-was-the-original-duckface_1338542678_epiclolcom.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"548e40d763687211f1220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So does anyone her now the best way to prepare a back leg of venison?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e411f6368720971390600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e40d763687211f1220400#post_548e40d763687211f1220400\r\nWhat? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"548e416a6368720aea1d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Received: \"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e3fd363687212b7ec0500#post_548e3fd363687212b7ec0500\r\n\r\nFirst person to post under me gets a confusing nickname","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e418b6368720fbedf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e411f6368720971390600#post_548e411f6368720971390600\r\nDeer meat. Basically this.\r\nFair warning to any vegans or vegetarians.\r\n!thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/hind-leg-raw-venison-meat-9260787.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e41bd6368720f2ef70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e40d763687211f1220400#post_548e40d763687211f1220400\r\n-first you should probably kill the deer-\r\nI'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP MY SMART ASSERY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"548e41f66368720b6fc30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"WHAT THE DUCKING DUCKER DUCK!?\"\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141002052140/goanimate/images/b/b6/Donald_duck_rape_face_by_dantesgrill-d4vaunk.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"548e423a636872276a940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e418b6368720fbedf0500#post_548e418b6368720fbedf0500\r\n\r\nYou have already received a nickname, and therefore not qualified.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e41bd6368720f2ef70500#post_548e41bd6368720f2ef70500\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e40d763687211f1220400#post_548e40d763687211f1220400\r\n-first you should probably kill the deer-\r\nI'M SORRY I CAN'T STOP MY SMART ASSERY[/bq]\r\n\r\nYOU ARE:\r\n\r\nSTΔRSHYP\r\n\r\nLast contest will be held shortly.","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"548e426163687264502d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e41bd6368720f2ef70500#post_548e41bd6368720f2ef70500\r\nWell that's already done.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"548e42d1636872125e150600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@carcass pls\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e41f66368720b6fc30500#post_548e41f66368720b6fc30500\r\n!https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Gp59AE_Ydfo/UR4b_ovprII/AAAAAAAAADQ/0Jd7LCDJVfI/s0-d/Dolan12.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"548e431a6368720b2d5c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/548e423a636872276a940000#post_548e423a636872276a940000\r\naw yus\r\njohnny montezuma and sttriangle thing I can't typershyp","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}