time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2765.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5495277963687256cae70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495272a6368725ccdd30200#post_5495272a6368725ccdd30200\r\n\r\nwas getting caught part of your plan?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5495280463687226806a1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I die and meet Death, I'm gonna high five him.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5495281f6368722680881c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495277963687256cae70600#post_5495277963687256cae70600\r\n*4*\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n*U*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5495287c6368726fac5f0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495281f6368722680881c00#post_5495281f6368722680881c00\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Ab0xp0C.png!\r\n\r\nWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the CIA, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on big guy mercenaries, and I have over 300 confirmed flight plans. I am trained in pistol warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire CIA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my own plane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am changing the flight plan i filed with the agency and erasing your name off the list right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic big thing you call your guy. You’re fucking dead, big guy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my handgun and plane. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CIA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, big guy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549528d5636872629bc90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495287c6368726fac5f0d00#post_5495287c6368726fac5f0d00\r\n^crashin this plane^\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n*WID NUH SHUVAVUHS!*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54952903636872457f1a0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549528d5636872629bc90900#post_549528d5636872629bc90900\r\n\r\n\"NO, THIS CAN BE HAPPENING\" said CIA, \"IM IN CHARGE HERE\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5495292f63687223d8861e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What in the name of bloody ballsacks is going on here?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5495296063687226136d1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5495292f63687223d8861e00#post_5495292f63687223d8861e00\r\n\r\n\"SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549529f563687252baee0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm hungry.\r\n:T","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54952a1d6368723784110f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549529f563687252baee0700#post_549529f563687252baee0700\r\n\r\n\"hi hungry, im CIA\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54952a226368726a0de90700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54952903636872457f1a0f00#post_54952903636872457f1a0f00\r\n!i.minus.com/ibhm9r1S0282DW.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54952a6663687267d6160e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54952a226368726a0de90700#post_54952a226368726a0de90700\r\n\r\n!http://tv4chan.com/thumbnails/46240450.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54952aae63687243f3780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54952a6663687267d6160e00#post_54952a6663687267d6160e00\r\nNow is not the time for feels\r\n\r\nThat comes later ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54952b1c6368720ee0180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54952aae63687243f3780000#post_54952aae63687243f3780000\r\n\r\nwas making me feel part of your plan?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54952b3d63687239ca4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.mentalbreeze.com/humor/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/alien-balloons-expectations-vs-reality.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54952c656368721637fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/880/938/b5b.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54952e226368725923c20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.wixstatic.com/media/c70cb4_27f1fad2b36743aaa167512489ed9757.jpg_srz_500_500_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54952e25636872571df20a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.vixenontheloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/unexplainable.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54952f3563687267d6dd0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.operatorchan.org/pasta/src/14082938221.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54952f7e63687278c0420400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just got done watching The Babadook, and HOLY SHIT SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE.\r\n\r\nSeriously, its a goddamn brilliant horror film that is well worth your time, all slowly mounting dread with not a jump scare in sight.\r\n\r\nOf special note is the acting of Essie Davis who plays the lead, and she is simply goddamn wonderful. To tell more would be spoiling things, but seriously friends, give this one a watch.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54952fea6368723e99bf0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.operatorchan.org/pasta/src/13999757077.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549530e0636872103ca40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"tumblr reaction to the lesbian \"speculation\" relation in legend of korra\r\n\r\nspoiler: its not what you expect\r\n\r\nlong post aho\r\n\r\n!http://i.4cdn.org/u/1419046857620.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5495320e63687224cdc81e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549530e0636872103ca40c00#post_549530e0636872103ca40c00\r\nJesus fucking Christmas what the hell is wrong with people?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5495322a63687214a9570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://rebel-geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/comics-gwen-stacy-spider-woman.jpg!\r\n\r\nSo, I really want to have an issue about Gwen Stacy as Spider Woman.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549532a363687243f3640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.operatorchan.org/pasta/src/139557233833.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}