time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2835.json

{"topics":[{"id":"549a56f96368720597270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a52a2636872193c310500#post_549a52a2636872193c310500\r\nHuman flesh","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"549a57756368726ba9460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a56f96368720597270100#post_549a56f96368720597270100\r\nI think cannabalism is still frowned upon in civilized society.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a57e66368725916a30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a52a2636872193c310500#post_549a52a2636872193c310500\r\nThis is dumb as hell and playing right into the fatty american cliche, but I've always wanted to try a Luther Burger.\r\n\r\n!http://llnw.wbez.org/blog/insert-image/2012-January/2012-01-17/ladysbrunchburger.jpg!\r\n\r\nYes, this is a bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg with glazed donuts for a bun. Yes, it does look like literally the worst thing a human being could put into their body but goddammit I want to eat one.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549a580d6368726f08490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well today was a pretty nice day.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549a58936368722aefe60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a57e66368725916a30200#post_549a57e66368725916a30200\r\nThat looks heart stoppingly disgusting.\r\nI thought the Double Downer was stupid.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549a591e6368726f086d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a56b063687237a3bf0500#post_549a56b063687237a3bf0500\r\nAhmunnaeetcha\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"549a591f636872150cbc0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holiday stories are rife with poor economics. \r\nhttp://mises.org/library/correcting-scrooge%E2%80%99s-economics","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"549a5958636872020c1d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a58936368722aefe60300#post_549a58936368722aefe60300\r\nHaving eaten one of those I can in fact tell you its actually pretty disappointing and awful, but if you order one you will eat the whole thing while weeping because you know you deserve this. You deserve all of this for actually ordering a KFC Double Down.\r\n\r\nKFC: A cesspit of human misery and despair!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"549a597d6368721d4fcb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a57e66368725916a30200#post_549a57e66368725916a30200\r\nI've put weirder things in my mouth.\r\nLike scorpions! And grasshoppers!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a5a706368721a4a6a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've eaten a monkey once. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"549a5ae86368721ee50c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a591e6368726f086d0100#post_549a591e6368726f086d0100\r\n[spoiler]Why would you eat my Favorite animal ; ;[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549a5b28636872140a190300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a5ae86368721ee50c0600#post_549a5ae86368721ee50c0600\r\nT-T I agree\r\nAlligators/crocodiles/snakes are friendsssss, not fooood","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"549a5b816368721983d10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a5958636872020c1d0200#post_549a5958636872020c1d0200\r\nKFC is salty as shit.\r\nTry Church's Chicken.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549a5ba06368726c436f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a5b28636872140a190300#post_549a5b28636872140a190300\r\nSave the Reptiles 2014! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549a5cca6368727df88c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I just realized.\r\nThe same man who played Thranduil King of the Woodland Realm also played Ronan the Accuser in Guardians of the Galaxy.\r\nLee Pace is good at playing a douchebag.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a5f016368722152b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a5cca6368727df88c0500#post_549a5cca6368727df88c0500\r\nWhat does he play? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549a5fc463687219d32d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a5f016368722152b30000#post_549a5f016368722152b30000\r\nAgain. Thranduil the Elvenking in the hobbit movies.\r\n!images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/36100000/The-Hobbit-image-the-hobbit-36117906-400-263.gif!\r\nAnd Ronan the Accuser in Guardians of the Galaxy.\r\n!a.wattpad.com/cover/20726083-256-k951818.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a5ffb6368721f064c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of Elvish douchebags...\r\nAm I the only one who wanted to punch Thranduil during The Hobbit?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a605663687259165a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a5fc463687219d32d0700#post_549a5fc463687219d32d0700\r\nOH YEAH I FOUND THAT OUT!\r\n\r\nI couldn't believe it.\r\n\r\nAlso, I haven't seen the recent one. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549a61016368721a4a6e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a605663687259165a0300#post_549a605663687259165a0300\r\nTrust me, when you do see it you'll want to punch him too.\r\nTake that as a lesson. Never trust an elf.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a612b6368727c052c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Question: What fantasy race would most likely be?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"549a61546368722152290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a612b6368727c052c0500#post_549a612b6368727c052c0500\r\nDWARF! HAHA!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549a61896368722ae52a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a612b6368727c052c0500#post_549a612b6368727c052c0500\r\nHmmm DWARF","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"549a623c63687257f09f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a612b6368727c052c0500#post_549a612b6368727c052c0500\r\nReptile Dude! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549a627763687264eee80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549a61546368722152290100#post_549a61546368722152290100\r\nDude, you's like a giant.\r\n\r\nI'd most likely be a dwarf too though I'm not exactly that buffed out. \r\n\r\nNew Question: Fantasy class?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}