time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2894.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54a0e5d76368724c67ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e59a636872455a490000#post_54a0e59a636872455a490000\r\n\r\nIf uc uses google translate I take his title!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a0e5ea6368725ac3171000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e55463687253ea7e0f00#post_54a0e55463687253ea7e0f00\r\nNow as far as I know there are only two languages.\r\nAmerican and not American. And I sure a shit know you ain't speakin' no Stars and Stripes.\r\n\r\n\r\n5 internet points to anyone who gets that reference.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a0e5f163687256bf5b1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e55163687231c3e40600#post_54a0e55163687231c3e40600\r\nwhat?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a0e62963687253eaab0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e5f163687256bf5b1300#post_54a0e5f163687256bf5b1300\r\nHe's a huge fat joke.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a0e64a63687256f5d10f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e62963687253eaab0f00#post_54a0e62963687253eaab0f00\r\noh right","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54a0e64d636872210e880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Ad5XLzv.png!\r\n1 S33 TH3 W4Y SH3'S T4LK1NG 4ND W4NT3D T0 D0 1T T00!\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e59a636872455a490000#post_54a0e59a636872455a490000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e52f6368723f22230c00#post_54a0e52f6368723f22230c00\r\nYour the smart one here, translate it! [/bq]\r\nI think everyone is saying, \"I want to give uc9 a steam gift card or buy a game on their wishlist\" or \"I want to give uc9 my credit card, date of birth and pin number\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a0e69463687207c1120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e5ea6368725ac3171000#post_54a0e5ea6368725ac3171000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e55463687253ea7e0f00#post_54a0e55463687253ea7e0f00\r\nNow as far as I know there are only two languages.\r\nAmerican and not American. And I sure a shit know you ain't speakin' no Stars and Stripes.\r\n\r\n\r\n5 internet points to anyone who gets that reference.[/bq]\r\n\r\nThat stop motion movie with the puppets.... Team America\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300#post_54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300\r\n\r\nI'll give you my pin number in exchange for another pin *wink wink*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a0e6a763687275745c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300#post_54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300\r\nWELL I'LL BE DAMNED.\r\n\r\nWhat a bunch of nice Northaners. \r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a0e6bb63687210b1800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"itz abxvt timx wx brxvght thvt rvidxr klxn zhit, thvt rxvl trvp blvcklvnd zhit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0e6cb63687254e6161000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"whAt ThE fUcK aRe YoU dOiNg YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a0e6ec6368727427260c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e6cb63687254e6161000#post_54a0e6cb63687254e6161000\r\nWe aint doing you that's for sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a0e6f363687220ffbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e69463687207c1120200#post_54a0e69463687207c1120200\r\nWrong! Try again!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a0e70d63687253eae20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e6cb63687254e6161000#post_54a0e6cb63687254e6161000\r\n\r\nhOnK :O)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0e74863687227e5ea0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e69463687207c1120200#post_54a0e69463687207c1120200\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300#post_54a0e64e6368720de4dd0300\r\n\r\nI'll give you my pin number in exchange for another pin *wink wink*[/bq]\r\nOkay, but I hope you have a moving truck:\r\n!http://emilychang.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4622710411_42cb3cafa3_o.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a0e7eb6368725d06531300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WH4T H4V3 1 BR0UGHT UP0N TH1S THR34D!?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0e8026368725d54a21200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e74863687227e5ea0200#post_54a0e74863687227e5ea0200\r\n\r\nBad time to buy the Prius\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e6f363687220ffbc0000#post_54a0e6f363687220ffbc0000\r\n\r\nI'm not telling him to pin me to bed right away, I like something called romance and foreplay, thank you very much\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e7eb6368725d06531300#post_54a0e7eb6368725d06531300\r\n\r\nD0n't b3 a n00b. Th1s 1s pr3tty n0rm4l","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54a0e837636872673cbe0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e70d63687253eae20f00#post_54a0e70d63687253eae20f00\r\n:O)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a0e84f63687250dbcb0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e8026368725d54a21200#post_54a0e8026368725d54a21200\r\nI'll have you know that foreplay is my forté.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a0e8936368725387781100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e8026368725d54a21200#post_54a0e8026368725d54a21200\r\n1 gu3ss y0u'r3 r1ght...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a0e8d9636872725d9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e837636872673cbe0400#post_54a0e837636872673cbe0400\r\n\r\nMoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a0e9096368726dc8380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e84f63687250dbcb0f00#post_54a0e84f63687250dbcb0f00\r\nMore like foulplay. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\r\n\r\n1, 2, 3 strikes your out at the OLD _*BAAAALLL GAAAAME*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a0e9476368724d4ef60b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e8d9636872725d9b0100#post_54a0e8d9636872725d9b0100\r\nThat song is seriously one of my favorite terrible things.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54a0e94963687256741b1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e9096368726dc8380000#post_54a0e9096368726dc8380000\r\nWho's on first?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a0e95963687256bf8b1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a0e8d9636872725d9b0100#post_54a0e8d9636872725d9b0100\r\nH3r n4m3's R0s3, r1ght?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}