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{"topics":[{"id":"54a9950163687271c9090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"none of those work","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a995096368722eea040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a994716368722f60380000#post_54a994716368722f60380000\r\nTake Bayonetta and Bayo2, the game controls perfectly. Bayonetta moves fluidly and her attacks have good weight behind them. No one talks about that though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a9951063687235b1820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a9942c6368723a9d370000#post_54a9942c6368723a9d370000\r\nA friend gifted me the original Deus-Ex around christmas time and i WANT to get into it, but the controls feel weird, and i dislike changing controls in games where there are that many buttons.\r\n\r\nAlso, Super Meat Boy is the BEST feeling game i have ever played. (Control wise)","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"54a995ec636872300dc90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a994de6368723056570000#post_54a994de6368723056570000\r\nAye.\r\nI can't wait to see how COD's fandom of immature kids react to a possible crash of the series.\r\n\r\nNot a lot of people seem to care about stories anymore. People pick up a game to play, and that stories are more reserved to novels and comics.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a9964a6368722efe5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now there's a training montage.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a9969d636872396c1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's something I just don't get thoguh about the video game market:\r\nWhy does the video game market have a fetish for fps games if fps games are not the top selling games, nor are they the top genre nor do they have the most online players.\r\n\r\nBefore someone goes \"ermagod you hate fps games\"; no I really don't, one of my top favorite games is FEAR and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.\r\n\r\nRather my point is that fps games are quickly going the way of what happened to MMO games; ten years ago MMO, WoW and such used to be king, but now they're second fiddle.  FPS games *total combined revenue* is going downhill sales wise and other franchises and genres are gaining popularity.  If you're wondering what I mean by this is that right now the action & puzzle genre are growing in popularity and becoming the new \"in\" thing.\r\n\r\nThe only real reason why I can guess fps games still get the majority of the attention is that those fps studios just don't know how to compete financially.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; ten years ago MMO games used to be the \"in\" thing; then the \"in\" thing was fps games; now the \"in\" thing is action and puzzle genre games.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a997b96368723cdde40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*I-NA-ZU-MA KIIIIIIIIIIICK!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a997ec63687233133c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"On episode 2 of Gunbuster. \r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a9969d636872396c1e0000#post_54a9969d636872396c1e0000\r\nIts because of games like CoD, Like MMO's and how they all at a time were getting popular because of stuff like WoW pushing the them forward FPS games got a lot of attention cuz they wanted that CoD cash. or at least that's how I see it.\r\n\r\nWoW was popular, LETS MAKE WoW GAMES, CoD is popular, LETS MAKE CoD GAMES. \r\n\r\nI can only imagine what the next craze will be, Can you imagine everyone wanting to make more Action games like Devil May Cry and Bayo? \r\n\r\nOr maybe more games like Gotcha Force?\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a997ff6368722fbbfa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a997b96368723cdde40000#post_54a997b96368723cdde40000\r\nTHAT BITCH AINT FEELEN NO MORE! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a9982a63687232fa680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a997ff6368722fbbfa0100#post_54a997ff6368722fbbfa0100\r\n\"You got knocked the fuck out!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a9986063687230aa960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a9982a63687232fa680000#post_54a9982a63687232fa680000\r\n\"Move bitch get out the way! Get out the way bitch get out the way!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a998de6368723d5a210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://dccomicsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/10529536_854648234553423_777050138_n.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a99923636872396c7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a998de6368723d5a210100#post_54a998de6368723d5a210100\r\nUnion of the Jokers.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a99954636872399cdc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a998de6368723d5a210100#post_54a998de6368723d5a210100\r\nOr just go check Hentai-Foundry.\r\nI'm pretty sure someone is drawing that as we speak.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a9997563687232fa0e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a997ec63687233133c0000#post_54a997ec63687233133c0000\r\nThere's a problem though. . LoL is the new most popular video game right now.\r\n\r\nThe problems with the video game industry trying to cash in on the LoL craze summarized:\r\n1)*NOBODY CAN COMPETE IN THE MOBA GENRE WITH LoL*\r\n2)Any and all attempts to compete with LoL have crashed and burned *hard*.\r\n3)Until LoL eventually loses popularity, which probably won't be for ten years, nobody, not even Dota, can compete head on.\r\n4)That means for the next ten years there's going to be a game as king of the industry that nobody can emulate/compete with or cash in on.\r\n\r\nIf you're confused what I mean by this is that think about how popular Call of Duty was; now imagine if during it's years as king there were next no other fps games at all being made.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a999986368723039560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/890/980/fc0.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a99a256368723af8440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ooohhh the 80's.\r\nWhen people thought tne Soviet Union would last.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a99aaa636872318d0f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99a256368723af8440000#post_54a99a256368723af8440000\r\nUntil Chernobyl happened and drained their resources.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a99ab46368723d34370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99a256368723af8440000#post_54a99a256368723af8440000\r\nAnd people thought we were going to all be using flying cars and using hoverboards.\r\n\r\n*pops everyone's bubble*\r\nSorry guys, but we're never going to have flying cars or hoverboards.  Hoverboards are impractical because you would need a layer of copper in all the roads and that shit isn't cheap.\r\nAlso after 9/11 do you honestly think the usa would allow everyone to have flying cars?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a99aca6368722efefc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GunBoobers! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a99b2a636872368ae80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99ab46368723d34370100#post_54a99ab46368723d34370100\r\n!mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crying-waterfalls.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a99b2e6368723295f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99ab46368723d34370100#post_54a99ab46368723d34370100\r\n*Throws cans at him and boo's his science wimping ass off stage*\r\n\r\nHOW CAN YOU SAY YOU LIKE SCIENCE IF YOU'RE NOT CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRY! \r\n\r\nSHAME! SHAAAAME!\r\n\r\n*Throw a combustable Lemon at your house* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a99b3163687235b12f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99aaa636872318d0f0100#post_54a99aaa636872318d0f0100\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99a256368723af8440000#post_54a99a256368723af8440000\r\nUntil Chernobyl happened and drained their resources.[/bq]\r\nNot really; the USSR was never long term feasible because they overspent like crazy and their production and economy was never that large to begin with.\r\n\r\nBefore someone goes \"well the usa is overspending\"; I mean you're forgetting how low the gdp of russia is compared to the usa.  Russia's economy was always drastically lower than the usa's so if you get into a spending war with the usa you're going to financially die.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54a99b3d636872368aff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a99ab46368723d34370100#post_54a99ab46368723d34370100\r\nEating food pills, living in space, contacting aliens, teleporting, etc.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a99b676368723d349f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's always weird when you have to drive someone else's car. Unless they have the same brand of car that you do, the buttons are always in weird places.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}