time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3115.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54adfead6368722b3f2b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54adfe416368725f64281800#post_54adfe416368725f64281800\r\nIt's in his \"Pat Stares at Japan\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGUTS3CpIxM video.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54adfeb96368722e52941d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54adfe8c6368722793580100#post_54adfe8c6368722793580100\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Curtains can help with your booty dump, but toilet paper isn't that great for dumping a body.[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54adffcd63687249f7552800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54adfeb96368722e52941d00#post_54adfeb96368722e52941d00\r\nYou were supposed to say \"I don't know. What's the difference?\"\r\n\r\nOh well, I'll try a different joke then. \r\n\r\nWhy do the vampires in Twilight sparkle?","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae002c63687231df820900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54adffcd63687249f7552800#post_54adffcd63687249f7552800\r\nBecause Stephanie Meyer is a terrible writer.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae008163687232b3fa0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54adffcd63687249f7552800#post_54adffcd63687249f7552800\r\n\r\nBecause someone at the legal department said \"It passes\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae00c763687232b3640300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae002c63687231df820900#post_54ae002c63687231df820900\r\nNot if you're a 14 year old girl, which I'm not.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae00d363687201a8881800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae008163687232b3fa0200#post_54ae008163687232b3fa0200\r\nlol","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae00e763687232b37b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54adfead6368722b3f2b0200#post_54adfead6368722b3f2b0200\r\n[spoiler]Pat and his Girlfriend are FUCKING ADORABLE! HOW DID HE FINED HER THEIR PERFECT![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae00fb63687229914f1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae00c763687232b3640300#post_54ae00c763687232b3640300\r\nHEY DIEGO! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae012c6368727b87f30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae00d363687201a8881800#post_54ae00d363687201a8881800\r\nBecause one Covers the light and the other covers your ass. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae015063687266f2180400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae00fb63687229914f1100#post_54ae00fb63687229914f1100\r\nI am still not convinced that he ISN'T Diego Brando.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae017263687215d9ff0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"After some thinking All I can really say about Misato and Shinji's relationship is that \"It's definetly not a very healthy one\"","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54ae01ae6368723edba30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae017263687215d9ff0300#post_54ae017263687215d9ff0300\r\nThat's only scratching the surface dear kohai.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae01ee6368725395cb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If Pat doesn't ACTUALLY ride a panda in the next video I'm gonna be so mad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae02536368726818850400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae00fb63687229914f1100#post_54ae00fb63687229914f1100\r\nHello there\r\n","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae0268636872252fe61e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae015063687266f2180400#post_54ae015063687266f2180400\r\nIf he is be prepared for Dinosaurs!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae027d63687213269f1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Next time, I'll tell jokes that aren't questions. \r\n\r\nWhy did Twilight Sparkle cross the road?","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae02886368726162c61000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae02536368726818850400#post_54ae02536368726818850400\r\nHows it going my friend from the mountains!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ae03206368726cf8770a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae027d63687213269f1f00#post_54ae027d63687213269f1f00\r\n[bq=\"DiegoB\"]Next time, I'll tell jokes that aren't questions. \r\n\r\nWhy did Twilight Sparkle cross the road?[/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=174975&d=1394824690!\r\n\r\nI don't know how to respond to this.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54ae03236368726162401100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The thing I don't get about evangelion though is:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/482/3bd.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso \"Cruel angel slam\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YVOjA6qL6w","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ae037e6368724962062000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae03236368726162401100#post_54ae03236368726162401100\r\nAs someone with paternal issuesI can say, no matter what my dad gave me, in my eyes he's still a piece of shit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ae03916368726cf8e60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae02886368726162c61000#post_54ae02886368726162c61000\r\nI'm doing fine, trying hard to promote my brony book.","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae03cb6368721623250400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DiegoB\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae027d63687213269f1f00#post_54ae027d63687213269f1f00\r\n[bq=\"DiegoB\"]Next time, I'll tell jokes that aren't questions. \r\n\r\nWhy did Twilight Sparkle cross the road?[/bq]\r\n\r\nCause she didn't had her wings\r\n\r\nThanks M.A. Larson!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54ae03d263687265df690900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae03206368726cf8770a00#post_54ae03206368726cf8770a00\r\nlol","author":"521b8244a4c72d5052005638"},{"id":"54ae03e963687230347d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ae03236368726162401100#post_54ae03236368726162401100\r\nAnd there's also the fact that he EXPECTS Shinji to risk his own life because he's the only one who can pilot Unit-01.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}