time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4064.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e2170a6368725d62831500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2162a6368720af3681000#post_54e2162a6368720af3681000\r\nWell its one of those things where They get called out for being more, aggressive, than others.\r\n\r\nFor starters Remember that Video of Goose Howard? (Jagga! Jagga! Jagga!)\r\n\r\nWell apparently That bird actually had a nest somewhere near by and that's why it was being a dick. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e21742636872474e441e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e216ce6368723d56930400#post_54e216ce6368723d56930400\r\nI remember getting punched in the face by a swan when i was a kid. The fucker knocked me down on my ass effortlessly. Then my dad chased it away with an umbrella.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e21761636872738a470600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Since we're all talking about animals. \r\n\r\nFunny question, What part of the Zodiac are all of you guys? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e217ae63687235b7e61300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21761636872738a470600#post_54e21761636872738a470600\r\nWestern or Chinese?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e217b4636872738a8b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21761636872738a470600#post_54e21761636872738a470600\r\nCancer.\r\nEmotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective.\r\nMmmmkay.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e2180e63687256a3140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e217ae63687235b7e61300#post_54e217ae63687235b7e61300\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e217b4636872738a8b0600#post_54e217b4636872738a8b0600\r\nThere's a differents? I mean the Animal Zodiac!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e218246368722c8c5d1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21761636872738a470600#post_54e21761636872738a470600\r\nWestern zodiac: Gemini\r\nChinese zodiac: Horse","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e2182b636872233c4d2f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2180e63687256a3140300#post_54e2180e63687256a3140300\r\nOh, you mean, like Rabbite?\r\nThat's my animal or sumthing.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e2189c6368726c1cd32300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2182b636872233c4d2f00#post_54e2182b636872233c4d2f00\r\nI think! Yeah like I want to know what Animal you goys are!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e218246368722c8c5d1400#post_54e218246368722c8c5d1400\r\nMy Mom loves horses! \r\n\r\nThis is like the only thing I got lucky on.\r\n\r\nI'm A Tiger!\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dTGc7Mt8o8E/TpeIFnnqJWI/AAAAAAAA3sU/0X3JDx9TnhA/s1600/Tiger.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e218a263687256a3840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21761636872738a470600#post_54e21761636872738a470600\r\nAquarius.\r\n\r\nRat in the chinese one IIRC","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e218ad63687256a3930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, Canadian Geese caused this to happen:\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Plane_crash_into_Hudson_River_%28crop%29.jpg!\r\nYeah, freaking Canadian Geese. \r\nFrom crapping all over unsuspecting people and cars, to birdstrikes.\r\n\r\nCanada, we Americans and the whole world may love you, but your geese are a pain in the ass. Don't let them migrate for the winter, or they're gonna ruin someone's day somewhere else. LIKE THAT.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54e218dd6368724ec33a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2189c6368726c1cd32300#post_54e2189c6368726c1cd32300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2182b636872233c4d2f00#post_54e2182b636872233c4d2f00\r\nI think! Yeah like I want to know what Animal you *goys* are![/bq]\r\nPegasus confirmed for jew\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e218f16368720933031500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2189c6368726c1cd32300#post_54e2189c6368726c1cd32300\r\n!http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/11/article-2417494-1BC125B0000005DC-44_634x334.jpg!\r\n~You better step off, kitty.~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e2191c63687238fd7b2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2189c6368726c1cd32300#post_54e2189c6368726c1cd32300\r\nI'm a pony!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e219586368727fac320e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2191c63687238fd7b2b00#post_54e2191c63687238fd7b2b00\r\nI thought you were a bear? Or are you some kind of strange mutant hybrid from Chernobyl?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e2197263687246a0113a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21761636872738a470600#post_54e21761636872738a470600\r\nWestern: Scorpio\r\nChinese: Pig\r\n\r\nOne makes sense in context, the other doesn't.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54e2199363687244a4c11700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2197263687246a0113a00#post_54e2197263687246a0113a00\r\nLemme guess.\r\n~You ate too much.~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e219c96368720801be2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e2199363687244a4c11700#post_54e2199363687244a4c11700\r\nNo.\r\nI live in a place of Scorpions, though. Being Arizona and all.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54e219d9636872136a8f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e219c96368720801be2800#post_54e219c96368720801be2800\r\nOh.\r\n~My bad~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e21a3e63687269da661300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e219d9636872136a8f0400#post_54e219d9636872136a8f0400\r\nIt's okay\r\nI really don't care.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54e21a4e636872037c410700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21a3e63687269da661300#post_54e21a3e63687269da661300\r\nMMmhmmmhmmmmhmm.\r\nAlright.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e21a51636872106d270d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh wait....Apparently I've been wrong for a long time I guess.\r\n\r\nI'm actually an Ox.\r\n\r\n!http://photos.zoochat.com/large/musk-ox_plzen_2nd_september_2012-200951.jpg!\r\n\r\nOk. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e21a7163687244a4db1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21a51636872106d270d00#post_54e21a51636872106d270d00\r\nHairy.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e21a7a6368722f7ef20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21a51636872106d270d00#post_54e21a51636872106d270d00\r\nD'aw.\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e21a976368726c33580a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e21a51636872106d270d00#post_54e21a51636872106d270d00\r\nOxen are cool. They LOOOOOOVE bread.\r\nBread to an ox is like candy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}