time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4125.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e6634b63687232de361e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6630f6368722be7261f00#post_54e6630f6368722be7261f00\r\n*Still missing it*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e6636c6368727987540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6634b63687232de361e00#post_54e6634b63687232de361e00\r\nCelibacy challenge","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e663be6368724ba1480e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6634b63687232de361e00#post_54e6634b63687232de361e00\r\nSee who could go the longest without spanking the monkey.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e663ce6368721303170200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663be6368724ba1480e00#post_54e663be6368724ba1480e00\r\n.....\r\nMust be fun.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e663f76368722fdac03800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663ce6368721303170200#post_54e663ce6368721303170200\r\nMy record is like three weeks. And that's only because of my piercing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e6649e63687262c29e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e662db6368723787ed1b00#post_54e662db6368723787ed1b00\r\nYES! One down! Two to go! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e664cb6368720bbbe01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663f76368722fdac03800#post_54e663f76368722fdac03800\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6649e63687262c29e1700#post_54e6649e63687262c29e1700\r\nDid I mention I'm joining you both in this endeavor?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e665266368722a62821100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e664cb6368720bbbe01c00#post_54e664cb6368720bbbe01c00\r\nThat's why I say two to go! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e6653f6368720a60bb2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait, what monkey are you guys talking about.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e6654b6368720bbbf01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663f76368722fdac03800#post_54e663f76368722fdac03800\r\nIt's been like two weeks since my last time.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e6657063687216a77a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6653f6368720a60bb2200#post_54e6653f6368720a60bb2200\r\nThe D.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665266368722a62821100#post_54e665266368722a62821100\r\nWho else is doing this?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e661fd6368722b3e5c0600#post_54e661fd6368722b3e5c0600\r\nONE. DAY.\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e665986368725351570b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6657063687216a77a0100#post_54e6657063687216a77a0100\r\nOffensive-Chan! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e665b263687243d0401900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6657063687216a77a0100#post_54e6657063687216a77a0100\r\nOkay.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e665c063687258686a0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6657063687216a77a0100#post_54e6657063687216a77a0100\r\nBite me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e665e46368726aa13d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665986368725351570b00#post_54e665986368725351570b00\r\nAh...\r\nWell, this should be fun.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e665f86368725351680b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So coming home from school\r\n\r\nIt's like a 5 minute car ride\r\n\r\nAnd somehow I managed to get rickrolled\r\n\r\nWhat are the goddamn odds","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54e6661063687216e8890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665f86368725351680b00#post_54e665f86368725351680b00\r\nShit's getting old.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e666386368727854250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So you're having a no-fap competition? I'd join in, but being on medication that basically kills your libido is probably considered cheating.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e6665363687262c2331800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665c063687258686a0c00#post_54e665c063687258686a0c00\r\nHey it isn't his fault you weaker than a dried up Donut! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e666756368722e41402d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665c063687258686a0c00#post_54e665c063687258686a0c00\r\nYou'd like that.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e666ae63687243d0cf1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6665363687262c2331800#post_54e6665363687262c2331800\r\nYooooouuuu bastard...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e666756368722e41402d00#post_54e666756368722e41402d00\r\nYou're probably right~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e666e06368725868d40c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e666ae63687243d0cf1900#post_54e666ae63687243d0cf1900\r\nI know you too well Squig old-bud.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e666f06368726e62ab1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e666ae63687243d0cf1900#post_54e666ae63687243d0cf1900\r\nBragging right remember!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e666756368722e41402d00#post_54e666756368722e41402d00\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e666ae63687243d0cf1900#post_54e666ae63687243d0cf1900\r\nYeah he must like Biting the dust a lot. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e66761636872470ba50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e666f06368726e62ab1c00#post_54e666f06368726e62ab1c00\r\n!http://godfatherpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Obama-Laugh-A-Rama.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e667b46368723787551e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e66761636872470ba50400#post_54e66761636872470ba50400\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1447930/obama-kicks-the-door-o.gif#obama%20kicks%20door%20gif%20320x180!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}