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{"topics":[{"id":"5312b5d16368720958380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I'm confused, What's going on?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5312b60563687206083a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b5d16368720958380000#post_5312b5d16368720958380000\r\nTalking about politics and wars.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5312b7c46368720732e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b5d16368720958380000#post_5312b5d16368720958380000\r\nTalking about how Putin is showing off his war boner and is the situation in Ukraine a powderkeg that will result in a proxy war that will last for years and years and years and years and years.\r\n\r\nAlso we're insulting putin.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5312b846636872044d000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b5aa636872047b4f0000#post_5312b5aa636872047b4f0000\r\nWhat really gets me is the \"freedom and heroism\" jive that gets shoved down people's throats, mostly because that was what got me in the Army, because teenage me was a goddamn idiot.*\r\n\r\nWhen the TSA is cupping your crotch ask yourself how free you really feel, and there is nothing heroic about getting blown up by a roadside bomb or shooting some poor dumb bastard who got fed a similar line of shit, just with Allah instead of Jesus.\r\n\r\nI'm not arguing for pacifism, acting in self defense or in retaliation for atrocities like 9/11 is justified but looking for fights and the long term occupations is ultimately bad for everyone, a senseless waste of life.\r\n\r\n*To be fair, I'm still an idiot. Just in different ways.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b7c46368720732e10000#post_5312b7c46368720732e10000\r\nI missed the Putin bashing?! Dammit! Is it too late to get in on it? Because I bet Putin has a needle dick.\r\n\r\nSeriously, he goes out of his way to put out an uber macho image that too me speaks of deep, deep insecurity.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5312b84b636872071bf20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b60563687206083a0000#post_5312b60563687206083a0000\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b7c46368720732e10000#post_5312b7c46368720732e10000\r\n...Okay then\r\n\r\nI have some weird sore feeling in my Esophagus, So unfortunately, I can't practice My Japanese","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5312ba5563687203aed00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b846636872044d000100#post_5312b846636872044d000100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312b7c46368720732e10000#post_5312b7c46368720732e10000\r\nI missed the Putin bashing?! Dammit! Is it too late to get in on it? Because I bet Putin has a needle dick.\r\n\r\nSeriously, he goes out of his way to put out an uber macho image that too me speaks of deep, deep insecurity.[/bq]\r\nWe probably would need a electron microscope to see it.  Think about it; if he didn't have a needle dick then why in all of the overly macho images he's taken has he never taken his pants off?\r\n\r\nIf he was packing then yeah he would be showing it off in all chances.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5312bbbe636872083bfe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312ba5563687203aed00100#post_5312ba5563687203aed00100\r\nHe get's hard from war, but you really have to take his word for it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5312be516368720732e10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312bbbe636872083bfe0100#post_5312bbbe636872083bfe0100\r\nNo one can ever say putin isn't cocky.  On the other hand he is known for cocking up whenever it comes to politics though.  He sure does get a small rise situations like right now though.  He should just suck it up though and take it head on and swallow the situation for all that it's worth that ukraine will never bend over to them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5312beee63687202a6020300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why do all the leaders are either shit, descend into being shit, or get shot?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5312bf5c636872032d4e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No, no, no, no. Putin is only protecting Russian citizens from Ukrainian nationalists.\r\n\r\nYou know, like the USSR heroically stepped in to stabilize the situation in Finland after we ruthlessly shelled Mainila.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5312bf6363687206ed0f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312beee63687202a6020300#post_5312beee63687202a6020300\r\nThat's pretty true.  The two best presidents the usa has had got shot; the third got shot and finished his speech anyhow though.\r\n\r\nIf there's ever a presidential fighting game teddy would have to be banned from tournaments though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5312bf86636872032d6a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312beee63687202a6020300#post_5312beee63687202a6020300\r\nBecause that is the sort of personality that is attracted to political office.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312be516368720732e10200#post_5312be516368720732e10200\r\nOk, that made me laugh my ass off.\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312bf6363687206ed0f0300#post_5312bf6363687206ed0f0300\r\nYou have no idea how badly I want a Presidential Fighting game.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5312c25e6368725093880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312bf6363687206ed0f0300#post_5312bf6363687206ed0f0300\r\nI've heard that Teddy was a badass before and during his presidency. He got shot and managed to finish his speech while wounded. Lets see today's presidents do that.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312be516368720732e10200#post_5312be516368720732e10200\r\nSeeing the Russians and Ukrainians duking out like this almost like seeing two brothers in a death quarrel. Two cultures, so closely related, shared a common history, and both shed their blood in a fight against the Fascist Reich, fighting between themselves now. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5312c2ae63687251cdc40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I was browsing youtube and nasa's doing some cool shit:\r\n!http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/12/article-2522767-1A10256500000578-425_634x765.jpg!\r\n\r\nThe problem with valkryie though is that it's slow and realistically speaking right now would only have a use in space right now.  Considering ten years ago our most humanoid robot was asimo that's a long way we've come.  Imagine where we'll be technologically in ten years.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5312c2dc63687252e2b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Perfect form of wasting someone's time. Talking about a touchy subject.\r\n\r\nAnd I'm just sitting here with a pretty hammering headache, looking at porn with plot.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5312c32a6368724fc9c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c2ae63687251cdc40000#post_5312c2ae63687251cdc40000\r\n\r\nCyborg arms here I come! I wonder what kind of apps it will have.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5312c400636872524f210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c32a6368724fc9c70000#post_5312c32a6368724fc9c70000\r\nWho cares as long as it has lasers and a rocket fist?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5312c43c6368725385da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c2ae63687251cdc40000#post_5312c2ae63687251cdc40000\r\n\r\nIf it doesn't have a jetpack, not interested.\r\n\r\nAnd where's my hoverboard?! It better be available by Christmas!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5312c4b263687250cf110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c400636872524f210100#post_5312c400636872524f210100\r\nYou think too small. It's gotta have the ability to absorb the abilities of those you defeat with it!\r\n\r\nNot a good artist? shoot someone until they explode and then you get their talent.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5312c4e76368725385fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c4b263687250cf110100#post_5312c4b263687250cf110100\r\nMother of god. You're right.\r\n\r\nStill. I want a rocket fist.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5312c534636872503b6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c32a6368724fc9c70000#post_5312c32a6368724fc9c70000\r\nWe will finally be able to upgrade humanity. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5312c5356368725385170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c4e76368725385fb0000#post_5312c4e76368725385fb0000\r\n\r\nKill someone who has a rocket fist for ability. Or better yet, mount a rocket launcher on the arm of your preference.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5312c58063687251fb880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Where are my Mazingers/Gundams?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5312c5b663687253417b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c534636872503b6b0100#post_5312c534636872503b6b0100\r\nAnd people say genetic engineering will be the death of us. Nah, just the misuse of it will.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"5312c5eb6368724fc9be0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5312c5b663687253417b0100#post_5312c5b663687253417b0100\r\n\r\nStop telling me making a real life Xenomorph is a bad idea!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}