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{"topics":[{"id":"54ebf75663687226e92f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder if the Star Wars universe had toast.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ebf7586368726148b61100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf73963687240a5d91e00#post_54ebf73963687240a5d91e00\r\nHe's an Alien he'll be fiiiiiiiine! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebf76f6368720862b20a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf75663687226e92f0400#post_54ebf75663687226e92f0400\r\nIf it did Disney probably uncannoned it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebf7bc6368721e39681700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf6b0636872727c4a0300#post_54ebf6b0636872727c4a0300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf63263687211c0d10f00#post_54ebf63263687211c0d10f00\r\nThe Alien is back!\r\n\r\nQuick distract him with Touhou Trap cosplayers! *WITH FLUFFY TAILS!*[/bq]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/169/408/godzillabukkake.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ebf8036368722f6ef80a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf7bc6368721e39681700#post_54ebf7bc6368721e39681700\r\nBig G doesn't even have a penis tho.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ebf8d663687242b21e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf8036368722f6ef80a00#post_54ebf8036368722f6ef80a00\r\nIsnt Big G a girl?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf7bc6368721e39681700#post_54ebf7bc6368721e39681700\r\n*SUCCESS!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebf91163687215dd040f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf8d663687242b21e0300#post_54ebf8d663687242b21e0300\r\nGodzilla is neither male nor female.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ebf91d6368727610931900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If Star Wars had toast, none of the actual wars would've happened! Everyone knows that toast solves diplomacy!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ebfa1f6368725dbeb51b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf91163687215dd040f00#post_54ebf91163687215dd040f00\r\n[spoiler]Not in Godzilla 2008![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf91d6368727610931900#post_54ebf91d6368727610931900\r\n*Star War: War of the Bread*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebfa5a6368720b9f8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebf8d663687242b21e0300#post_54ebf8d663687242b21e0300\r\nThat would explain why the big g is always humanized as a girl:\r\n!http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/154/5/a/godzilla_by_gamerag3-d7kw08c.jpg!\r\n!http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/178/1/a/cover_for_godzilla_female_personification_project_by_gamerag3-d7o7ktc.jpg!\r\n!http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/194/5/f/life_of_r_by_gamerag3-d7qhibp.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ebfa8e6368725227680400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfa5a6368720b9f8e0000#post_54ebfa5a6368720b9f8e0000\r\nExactly! \r\n\r\nAlso do you know who that artist is? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebfac36368724529281200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, there's something about this image that bothers the shit outta me. Let's see of you nerds can figure out what it is.\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/8/31/711889__safe_twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_humanized_shipping_spike.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ebfafc6368725227ca0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfa8e6368725227680400#post_54ebfa8e6368725227680400\r\n\"Gamerag3 on deviantart\":http://gamerag3.deviantart.com\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso speaking of humanized godzilla:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/878/258/464.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ebfb1663687229cd972100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfac36368724529281200#post_54ebfac36368724529281200\r\nEyebrow going over Rainbow Dash's hair?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54ebfb286368724fefdb0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfac36368724529281200#post_54ebfac36368724529281200\r\nSpike and Rarity?\r\nTwilight reading a book in a place where it is obvious you shouldn't read one?\r\nApplejack looking like a dude?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ebfb8b636872374c390c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfb286368724fefdb0800#post_54ebfb286368724fefdb0800\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfac36368724529281200#post_54ebfac36368724529281200\r\nTwilight reading a book in a place where it is obvious you shouldn't read one?\r\n[/bq]\r\n*DING DING DING*\r\nWe have a winner!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ebfbb46368720f058a2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfb8b636872374c390c00#post_54ebfb8b636872374c390c00\r\nWouldn't that fuck up the book from moisture?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54ebfbe163687279422e0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfa5a6368720b9f8e0000#post_54ebfa5a6368720b9f8e0000\r\nDamn... I'll be in my bunk.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54ebfbee63687216419c1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfbb46368720f058a2800#post_54ebfbb46368720f058a2800\r\nTHAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ebfbfe6368727f7b4a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfb8b636872374c390c00#post_54ebfb8b636872374c390c00\r\nYes! What did I win?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ebfc256368726c1a681900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfb8b636872374c390c00#post_54ebfb8b636872374c390c00\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfbb46368720f058a2800#post_54ebfbb46368720f058a2800\r\n*Bitches she's MAGIC* *I AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebfc356368722b0a620600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfbfe6368727f7b4a0100#post_54ebfbfe6368727f7b4a0100\r\nMy undying appreciation!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54ebfc386368725438660500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfafc6368725227ca0400#post_54ebfafc6368725227ca0400\r\nAlso thank you UC!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54ebfc526368725e49a20c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfc356368722b0a620600#post_54ebfc356368722b0a620600\r\nYAAAAAAAAAAAY!\r\n... Wait, what?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54ebfc816368724fefa10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54ebfafc6368725227ca0400#post_54ebfafc6368725227ca0400\r\nA gender swap drug does not suddenly give a skirt!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}