time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/440.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538f9c406368722a57210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9baa6368727a8fb80500#post_538f9baa6368727a8fb80500\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nNice...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538f9c496368722d1f2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9beb6368722e40070000#post_538f9beb6368722e40070000\r\n\r\nfluttershy and angel: 2 of ponibille most wanted","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f9c82636872296c490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f98406368727d41d40400#post_538f98406368727d41d40400\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I remember when me and my family were cleaning out our shed at our old house my step dad screamed *\"OH SHIT!\"*, turns out there was a banana spider just staring at him the whole 30 minutes he was in there. [/bq]\r\n\"I was wondering how long you were going to put off cleaning the shed\" -wood spider","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538f9cc463687229bb1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9c496368722d1f2f0000#post_538f9c496368722d1f2f0000\r\nFluttershy And Angel: More Bits More Problems\r\n\r\nFluttershy And Angel 3: N@$$$## In arms","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f9d9863687229bb8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9c82636872296c490000#post_538f9c82636872296c490000\r\nLol, He deserves it too. XD\r\n\r\nalso this is certainly what it looked like.\r\n!http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608054377282079366&pid=1.7!\r\nMy step dad hit it with a broom and the thing _*Literally hissed at him and started chasing him around the shed*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f9dc7636872299e570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9d9863687229bb8c0000#post_538f9d9863687229bb8c0000\r\nHow could anyone want to kill something so pretty?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f9de1636872299e660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9d9863687229bb8c0000#post_538f9d9863687229bb8c0000\r\n\r\nI would have taken it as a pet","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"538f9e136368722ab47b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9d9863687229bb8c0000#post_538f9d9863687229bb8c0000\r\nSpiders don't hiss. You made this story up.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f9e336368722a579c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9dc7636872299e570000#post_538f9dc7636872299e570000\r\nIf it stayed around I'm pretty sure it would have bit one of us and then we wouldn't be looking so pretty afterwards ourselves.\r\n\r\nThese thing have enough venom to kill you on contact from what I remember.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f9e466368722a7a960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9dc7636872299e570000#post_538f9dc7636872299e570000\r\n_EASY._","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"538f9e646368722af8770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9e336368722a579c0000#post_538f9e336368722a579c0000\r\nSimple. Leave it the hell alone.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f9ec16368722a7ac10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9e136368722ab47b0000#post_538f9e136368722ab47b0000\r\nNope not lying, I could swear to you that thing made some sort of sound? \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538f9edd6368722a57bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want Squiggy to get [spoiler]cock-vored[/spoiler] by Godzilla.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f9f0d6368722dc49a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9edd6368722a57bf0000#post_538f9edd6368722a57bf0000\r\nI don't.\r\nI love the Big-G but no.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f9f2c6368722a7afb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9ec16368722a7ac10000#post_538f9ec16368722a7ac10000\r\nWithout vocal cords?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f9f676368722d38e50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9edd6368722a57bf0000#post_538f9edd6368722a57bf0000\r\n!http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lujcm8Ee3G1qhpehmo3_500.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"538f9f7c6368722dc4b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9f0d6368722dc49a0000#post_538f9f0d6368722dc49a0000\r\nTough luck. You have to do it anyway. Now get in the hole.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538f9fa46368722ab40c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9f7c6368722dc4b00000#post_538f9f7c6368722dc4b00000\r\nFuck that. I'm older than you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"538f9fe16368722d382a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just wish all insects ever will just leave my house alone.\r\n\r\nspiders too, except the teeny tiny ones, that literally have spots for bodies.\r\n\r\nif a thing as ugly as that will appear in my house, ill jsut call someone to poison the entire house with the strongest thing they have.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538f9fe663687229d0f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9edd6368722a57bf0000#post_538f9edd6368722a57bf0000\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/768/151/a50.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"538f9ff16368722e0ee30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9fa46368722ab40c0100#post_538f9fa46368722ab40c0100\r\n*Points a gun at you*\r\nI'm not asking.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fa0566368722ce3350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9e646368722af8770000#post_538f9e646368722af8770000\r\nTrue, but my step dad hates spiders so that was all on him.\r\n\r\nPlus even so, this things extremely dangerous. \r\n\r\nWe use our shed too so the likelihood of _not_ pissing it off is very slim.\r\n\r\nYou see we made an apartment on top of our shed for my sister so this gal could go up there, bite her or her cats and well, that would be bad news.\r\n\r\nThough I did feel really bad since it was just so, Beautiful and amazing looking.\r\n\r\nSo trust me, everyone was kinda upset it had to go.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fa06a6368722beb350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"probably also remove all the tiles in my house and excavate in order to see if any other insect is left.\r\n\r\nthen remove the walls to be double sure.\r\n\r\nthen ill ask the neighboors to fimugate their entire houses and do the same.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fa0876368722ce35b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9f7c6368722dc4b00000#post_538f9f7c6368722dc4b00000\r\nI want to get off Randomosaur wiled ride!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fa0a16368722992f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538f9ff16368722e0ee30000#post_538f9ff16368722e0ee30000\r\nPlease. I've been impaled mother fucker.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}