time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4408.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f54b7b63687249a9870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5488c6368727653780000#post_54f5488c6368727653780000\r\nFurther proof that all avians are horrific hell spawns that need to be murdered indiscriminately.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54bbc6368724ce8be0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54b7b63687249a9870500#post_54f54b7b63687249a9870500\r\nNah, then we'd be swinging coat hangers around.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f54bea63687243c4950300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54bbc6368724ce8be0300#post_54f54bbc6368724ce8be0300\r\nI fucking hate birds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54c8a6368724755320500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5488c6368727653780000#post_54f5488c6368727653780000\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/564/fluttershynature.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f54ca66368724e6bf40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54bea63687243c4950300#post_54f54bea63687243c4950300\r\nDo you hate pegasi ponies then?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f54d6d63687208a8d40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54ca66368724e6bf40200#post_54f54ca66368724e6bf40200\r\nPegasi are okay. I just really fucking hate birds. Especially pigeons.\r\nFUUUUUUUUUCK PIGEONS.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54da0636872531c220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54d6d63687208a8d40200#post_54f54d6d63687208a8d40200\r\nOh thank heavens you don't hate Penguins enough.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f54e546368724379830400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54da0636872531c220400#post_54f54da0636872531c220400\r\nPenguins are schlups.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54e7163687248be670500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54d6d63687208a8d40200#post_54f54d6d63687208a8d40200\r\nJust be glad they're merely pigeons and not cliff racers.\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f54f1c6368724505c00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54d6d63687208a8d40200#post_54f54d6d63687208a8d40200\r\nPigeons aren't afraid of humans. I can like walk up to them and they won't fly away until I just almost touch them. Whereas crows, chickadees, robins, Steller's jays, and sparrows would freakout from the slightest flinch from me. I like crows though...\r\n\r\n\"I loled!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykvy9Da0KTQ\r\n\r\nSeagulls are assholes. They bully the crows.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f54f496368724858d20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54f1c6368724505c00200#post_54f54f1c6368724505c00200\r\nI may hate birds, but crows I can tolerate.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54fd56368725117c50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54f496368724858d20300#post_54f54f496368724858d20300\r\nAnything but seagulls.\r\nRarely do I sea Bald Eagles, Ospreys, and Herons.\r\n\r\nRavens, being the largest out of the crows, are *huge*.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f5507e6368724522d50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54fd56368725117c50300#post_54f54fd56368725117c50300\r\nWhat about Owls?\r\n\r\nAnyways I'm off to bed.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f551336368726b9d2c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5507e6368724522d50300#post_54f5507e6368724522d50300\r\nI've never seen one. But they do exist in the range where I live.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f551856368724e09780300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f551336368726b9d2c0200#post_54f551336368726b9d2c0200\r\nMoving to my new house actually allowed me to see owls for the first time in my life","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f551eb6368727b6bd80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f551856368724e09780300#post_54f551856368724e09780300\r\nWhat kind do you think they are?\r\nAre they horned? Round headed?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f55238636872560f780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This bird talk reminds me of a story someone told me from his time in the army\r\nThey were marching in the forest when they were attacked by a pissed off wood grouse whose territory they were trespassing in. A dozen guys with assault rifles against one angry bird, and the bird won.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f552a66368725e8df20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"David Cage is the video game equivalent of M. Night Shyamalan.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f552d6636872510c960500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f55238636872560f780000#post_54f55238636872560f780000\r\nI think unnecessary discharge of your primary firearm is a big offense in the military.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f553a6636872433feb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f552d6636872510c960500#post_54f552d6636872510c960500\r\nThey only had blank rounds anyway. Still kind of amusing.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f555076368726c0f830400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f552d6636872510c960500#post_54f552d6636872510c960500\r\nIt soooo fucking is its not even funny. That's the sort of shit that gets you busted down in rank if it's live, and chewed out by goddamn everyone even if it is a blank.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54f555b863687246d4ef0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f555076368726c0f830400#post_54f555076368726c0f830400\r\nDamn. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f556d46368726b9dce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"While I am more interested in Max heart than 5 Gogo, I'm probably not going to watch this one. (At least for the moment.)\r\n\r\nI'm not really interested in watching 46 more episodes of what's pretty much the same thing as the first one at the moment. (At least the next installment has a different cast of characters, Even though they're kind of similar at first.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54f557b56368721ca5660300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f551eb6368727b6bd80000#post_54f551eb6368727b6bd80000\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f551856368724e09780300#post_54f551856368724e09780300\r\nWhat kind do you think they are?\r\nAre they horned? Round headed?[/bq]\r\nRound headed definitely","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54f5582e6368725060450400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, This is the first show that I think I've officially dropped.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}