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{"topics":[{"id":"54f91dda6368722cddd60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'll tell you something. Smash really know how to put me in a fucking foul mood sometimes.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54f91df96368725ce5e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91d1663687258539d0300#post_54f91d1663687258539d0300\r\nSquidward and Plankton. Holy crud!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f91e1b6368725c5a100400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you ever eat food and imagine little stat bars of nutrients filling up?\r\n\r\nOr am I a huge dork?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54f91e2263687260cb1c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91df96368725ce5e70100#post_54f91df96368725ce5e70100\r\nYeah I imagine Squidward to be a football playing space king.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f91e3b6368725b5d320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91e1b6368725c5a100400#post_54f91e1b6368725c5a100400\r\nYOU ARE A HUGE DORK!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f91e7f6368725c392e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91d776368725ac2660100#post_54f91d776368725ac2660100\r\nYup! Tho I do want to see if I can get my hair straighter though. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f91ec36368725ce5370200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91e7f6368725c392e0300#post_54f91e7f6368725c392e0300\r\nDon't I want to see how huge your Afro can be.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f91ee86368725b5d760200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91dda6368722cddd60200#post_54f91dda6368722cddd60200\r\nYou are not the only one.\r\n\r\nI sometimes force myself not to play for glory because THE MOMENT I'm like \"I'm bored I really want to play smash\" is the moment I fined the one guy online that beats me in the most annoying way possible and taunts. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f91f0e636872722ea30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91ec36368725ce5370200#post_54f91ec36368725ce5370200\r\nI think My Afro can get pretty big if I let it grow out some more. like REEEAAAALLY big. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f91f386368724e9a600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91f0e636872722ea30300#post_54f91f0e636872722ea30300\r\nLike those Disco Dancers.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f91f9563687206dc100500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91f0e636872722ea30300#post_54f91f0e636872722ea30300\r\nYou have an afro?\r\nCan we see it? Pleeeeeaaaaseeee!!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f91f9a6368725ad2b00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91ee86368725b5d760200#post_54f91ee86368725b5d760200\r\nI played Smash got kicked out because I was targeting one guy to much. Well nobody else wanted to attack me.\r\n\r\nAnd I was idling in Donkey Kong Stage.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f91fa86368721334c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/a1a7fb4f1a4dda3e20ecde67ef0ca659/tumblr_n63xbt7XDb1sq9yswo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/64532aaae3252890ae8d027b30193b35/tumblr_n63xbt7XDb1sq9yswo2_500.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/213c29d3e4431a882d77898fd42bfd35/tumblr_n63xbt7XDb1sq9yswo4_500.gif!\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/64c0286aabca41642fbff3246e9da2b9/tumblr_inline_n6vws2B72H1rl14ev.gif!\r\n\r\nme in real life","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54f91ff26368725d9a790400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91fa86368721334c40000#post_54f91fa86368721334c40000\r\nHey Twisty!\r\nI think you may like this _Twisted_ snack.\r\n!https://img-global.cpcdn.com/001_recipes/5049559095967744/640x453c/photo.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f920096368721334e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91ff26368725d9a790400#post_54f91ff26368725d9a790400\r\nAre they Cinnamon?","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f9207f6368725d82bf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Three applications sent out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f920c66368725579230300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91ff26368725d9a790400#post_54f91ff26368725d9a790400\r\nman, that's pretty twisted","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"54f920c86368725f000c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91ee86368725b5d760200#post_54f91ee86368725b5d760200\r\nPrescisely.\r\nI fought a Luigi who basically used a tilt exploit and acted like hot shit the entire way through. Then he chose Wario and while he acted like hot shit, managed to commit suicide and give me the win by accident.\r\n\r\nWhat really insulted me was a Jigglypuff who literally threw away his first stock and still won just to spite me.\r\n_Fuck For Glory, it's full of fucking cunts._","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54f921276368725c393f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f920c86368725f000c0400#post_54f920c86368725f000c0400\r\nI fought a couple people for Glory. None of my matches were that bad.\r\n\r\nMainly cause I kept my head calm.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f9218a6368725b97950400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f920096368721334e60000#post_54f920096368721334e60000\r\n\"Mahua\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahua_%28snack%29","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f922136368725b2dc60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I must go to swimming class now. 'Till next time.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54f922496368725b2df20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f922136368725b2dc60400#post_54f922136368725b2dc60400\r\nTake pictures.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f922666368725853c40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f921276368725c393f0300#post_54f921276368725c393f0300\r\nKeep playing. That calm head will disappear fast.\r\nThen again, I am a naturally frustrated individual. Quick to anger and the sort.\r\n\r\nI'm great at parties.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54f922696368725ad2d50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91f9563687206dc100500#post_54f91f9563687206dc100500\r\nNu I'm too shy! Plus I need to come it. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f91f9a6368725ad2b00500#post_54f91f9a6368725ad2b00500\r\nGOD I hate that function in this game.\r\n\r\nI've been kicked out of Online like three times because of that shit, Like one of the players were attacking me so of course I'd go for him! Plus he was winning so what the fuck?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f920c86368725f000c0400#post_54f920c86368725f000c0400\r\nThat shit is the absolute worse. Like I don't run into those kind of people often but when I do it fucking *SUCKS*.\r\n\r\nOne of the things I like to run into are people that are good sports, like lets both act like idiots. Lets Taunt in the first round, And just have some good ass games.\r\n\r\nNot, I'm going to obviously be a asshole. For Glory can get worse in the WII U version because people found out you can change your name box online and write mean comments.\r\n\r\nLike someone wrote in one of them to me \"You suck\" and other dumb things. honestly I fined it funny. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54f9227c63687260fba10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f9218a6368725b97950400#post_54f9218a6368725b97950400\r\nCURSE YOU CHINA for making something that Americans can copy. CURSE YOU!!!\r\n\r\nOh well America is the country where we made Chinese Delicacy \"FORTUNE COOKIES\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}