time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/447.json

{"topics":[{"id":"538fe1bf6368726b2f8d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe1876368726d694c0200#post_538fe1876368726d694c0200\r\n\r\n\r\n*..created by the xcom engineers to test new psycological weapons on the aliens that are currently invading the planet*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe1d26368726db3a30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe1876368726d694c0200#post_538fe1876368726d694c0200\r\nThat's our Randomosaur! *audience laughter, theme music over credits.*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"538fe2106368726cf23e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_*THATS IT THIS SITE IS MINE*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe2256368726c45e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Cheats in infinite blue shells*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fe2336368726cf2510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So guys, what did you think of my little prank? I bet you thought it was real, hahaha!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe2566368726dd5f40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2256368726c45e50200#post_538fe2256368726c45e50200\r\n*Reports him Nintendo and banns him*\r\n\r\nTRY AND STOP ME, THE DARK PEGASUS!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe2746368726b2fbb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2336368726cf2510200#post_538fe2336368726cf2510200\r\n\"Plays this song\":http://botanicsage.tumblr.com/post/87662181727","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe27b6368726ac18b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2336368726cf2510200#post_538fe2336368726cf2510200\r\nI have no clue what to say\r\n\r\nKamen rider #1: Prank? You did that for a little prank?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fe2926368726d54440300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe27b6368726ac18b0200#post_538fe27b6368726ac18b0200\r\nYep.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe29d6368726c45180300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2336368726cf2510200#post_538fe2336368726cf2510200\r\n\r\n\r\n*randomsaur was still hallucinating, thinking he was pranking everybody, poor fool doesnt know the new weapon sended him into a (maybe temporal) hallucion state*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe27b6368726ac18b0200#post_538fe27b6368726ac18b0200\r\n\r\n\r\n*with the second subject in hallucination too, the scientist are noticing the damage this weapon can cause*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe2c66368726d28910300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2566368726dd5f40200#post_538fe2566368726dd5f40200\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/768/829/51f.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fe2e86368726d7e9e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe29d6368726c45180300#post_538fe29d6368726c45180300\r\n*Randomosaur was not hallucinating, TME was still asleep*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe3086368726d28a60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2c66368726d28910300#post_538fe2c66368726d28910300\r\nThat is literally the best gif ever. XD","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe33a6368726bf1830300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe2926368726d54440300#post_538fe2926368726d54440300\r\nKamen rider V3: Why I oughta...\r\n\r\nDudes! It's all right, Nobody really got hurt\r\n\r\nKamen rider Kuuga: I guess he's right\r\n\r\n*Suddenly, Shocker appears*\r\n\r\nShocker: Hahaha! With everyone surprised, I'm going to...\r\n\r\n*Sees all of the riders*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fe33b6368726a4f070300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Currently, the heroes are making more damage than the Omnisexual Spider Queen, which isn't that much. Though, the citizens of Earthville are tired of watching this and went back to their normal lives, albeit the dangerous lasers and loud explosions.*\r\n\r\n*The amazing and dashing omnipotent narrator, which is me, sips his tea in delight, watching the battle of the hour unfold.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538fe38f6368726b45dc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Though, the tea tastes terrible.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538fe3a96368726d69db0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe33a6368726bf1830300#post_538fe33a6368726bf1830300\r\n\r\n\r\nscientist: this subject its still under a powerfull hallucination, our readings claim he believes he is with his \"comarades\" im starting to believe this weapon might be pretty usefull against aliens.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe3e16368726d28fa0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe38f6368726b45dc0300#post_538fe38f6368726b45dc0300\r\n\r\n\r\nscientist: its the narrator still asleep too? well this weapon might be a bit too powerfull, maybe a bit more testing to control its power more might be better.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"538fe4356368726d7ef90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Twistedmetalero, wake up please.\r\n\r\n*Sprinkles pepper on TME's nose*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe4606368726d7e070400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jesus H tapdancing Christ on a cracker; after that wisconsin girl stabbed someone over slenderman the news for the first time in probably ever has finally finally started discussing how unfortunately so many people and kids don't understand the difference between fiction and reality.  It took them that fucking long to finally get it through their thick ass skulls that the reason why we have so many attacks isn't cause, \"ermagod video games\" or \"ermagod movies\", but rather people not understanding what fiction is.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"538fe4806368726cc8ee0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe4356368726d7ef90300#post_538fe4356368726d7ef90300\r\n*Kamen rider Stronger walks up to him*\r\n\r\nStronger: Allow me to handle this\r\n\r\n*Grabs TME And starts repeatedly slapping his face*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"538fe4b46368726b7b4f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_*JOIN ARE HEROS AND THE NEXT EPISODE OF DERPIBOORU Z*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"538fe4e66368726b453e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe4806368726cc8ee0300#post_538fe4806368726cc8ee0300\r\n*My head suddenly pops off, rockets into the air, sprouts wings and flies away*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"538fe4f16368726d69400300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe3e16368726d28fa0300#post_538fe3e16368726d28fa0300\r\n*The handsome and awesome narrator decides to watch this scientist in the body of a young female scientist with big round glasses, who apparently is the scientist's clumsy lab assistant who works for extra college credit.*\r\n\r\n\"ONNII-CHAN!\"","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"538fe5216368726c1b8a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/538fe4b46368726b7b4f0300#post_538fe4b46368726b7b4f0300\r\n*ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DERPIBOORU Z:*\r\nGasmaskangel: \"That is a whole lot of pus. We should run.\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}