time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4511.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54fc57aa63687276195c0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just took apart a HK MP5, and now going to put it back together.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fc59bb63687217a5670e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc1f3e6368723e543c0b00#post_54fc1f3e6368723e543c0b00\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc1ee063687240bd160d00#post_54fc1ee063687240bd160d00\r\nIt was useful way back in World War I and up to the 1970s energy crisis\r\n\r\nBut now it really has no use and needs to be abolished[/bq]\r\n\r\nI don't see how it was ever useful to begin with. \r\n\r\nIf businesses wanted their employees to get up sooner when the summer morning had more daylight, just tell them to come to work an hour earlier.\r\n\r\nWhy mandate that the entire world has to change the standard definition of \"the present\" every year?\r\n\r\nIt makes no sense","author":"5307378d63687226fdca0000"},{"id":"54fc640c63687217a5a20f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Crabbies!\":geekologie.com/2015/03/little-angels-hermit-crabs-form-a-line-l.php","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fc6fa96368724454b70e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ugh\r\nJust woke up\r\nHands are numb\r\n[spoiler]threw up a lot[/spoiler]","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fc751463687245402a2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just wrote a 1000 word essay and due to the fucking automatic logout system, all of that disappeared.\r\n\r\nIt was the most truthful and by far, greatest essay I ever wrote and it's all gone.\r\n\r\nJust like that.\r\n\r\nPoof. Gone.\r\n\r\nI never felt this sad since last year after a whole year's worth of work disappeared due to a fallout in the washing machine.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fc861063687279e5501500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc6fa96368724454b70e00#post_54fc6fa96368724454b70e00\r\nSee a doctor.\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc751463687245402a2200#post_54fc751463687245402a2200\r\nThat's rough buddy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fc874b6368725b82100400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc751463687245402a2200#post_54fc751463687245402a2200\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/X5tD7M5.gif!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fc87566368720da8301d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc861063687279e5501500#post_54fc861063687279e5501500\r\nDepression is rough.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]*FUCK THE GUY WHO CREATED AUTOMATED LOGOUTS! FUCK HIM! HE NEVER HELPED ME ANYWAY!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fc87d2636872478d222000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc87566368720da8301d00#post_54fc87566368720da8301d00\r\nHere man you might need to listen to \"calming music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl0ky4DcHA.\r\n","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fc89396368722dc07e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And the start of the episode is Kero going \"Ora Ora Ora Ora!\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fc89736368720c6bf32300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc2a966368720cfa510700#post_54fc2a966368720cfa510700\r\nNeat a 7 Eleven.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fc898e6368722e4f6e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc57aa63687276195c0e00#post_54fc57aa63687276195c0e00\r\nWhere did you get an HK MP5?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fc89e76368726c24920300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc898e6368722e4f6e1f00#post_54fc898e6368722e4f6e1f00\r\nIt's a game that lets you take apart firearms.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fc90c36368724fc6de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/tiny-hermit-crab-macro-closeup.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fc91fe63687272a0ec0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc90c36368724fc6de0100#post_54fc90c36368724fc6de0100\r\n~^\"Can you put me down please?\"^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fc92506368727972d02000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc91fe63687272a0ec0400#post_54fc91fe63687272a0ec0400\r\n*YOU AMUSE ME TINY CRUSTACEAN \r\nI SHALL CONSUME YOU LAST*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fc928463687204216f2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc90c36368724fc6de0100#post_54fc90c36368724fc6de0100\r\nI am going to drop you down some one's swimsuit!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fc92af6368721fa87d2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc898e6368722e4f6e1f00#post_54fc898e6368722e4f6e1f00\r\nJust a game ;)\r\n\r\nAlso, I went to Pax East.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fc9371636872240b121d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc928463687204216f2a00#post_54fc928463687204216f2a00\r\nWell I guess that's one way to get crabs.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fc937663687279e5f91700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://teapls.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/ghost_crab.jpg!\r\nCrabs are fucking cute \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc92af6368721fa87d2200#post_54fc92af6368721fa87d2200\r\nWhat'd you think? I went to one the year before last. I enjoyed myself but magfest is more my speed. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fc93826368725b825e0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I even got this shirt\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/oS8dmqm.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fc93be6368720d227f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc937663687279e5f91700#post_54fc937663687279e5f91700\r\nMm....\r\nI went with my mother, and we enjoyed it.\r\nI even watched a kid play Halo 5.\r\nOnly problem is...\r\nI couldn't understand shet.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fc94d96368724fc6530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc93be6368720d227f0500#post_54fc93be6368720d227f0500\r\nThose lines are fucking nuts though aren't they? I swear I was in line for most of the show ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54fc954e6368726edb890500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc94d96368724fc6530200#post_54fc94d96368724fc6530200\r\nMmmm... I wasn't in a lot of lines, to be honest.\r\nI just looked and stuffs, ha know what I mean?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fc957c6368721d5f3c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fc937663687279e5f91700#post_54fc937663687279e5f91700\r\nYou know what's cuter than crabs? Damselflies.\r\n!http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/30/article-0-1864677400000578-730_634x423.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}