time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4546.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54fe65bc6368722e3b2e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe656363687270b5aa0000#post_54fe656363687270b5aa0000\r\nEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nYES! *YES!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe67466368725c65980700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This comic is going to be horrible. The illustrations are like a bad mix of TF2 and Equestria girls. Highlight on the bad.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe6750636872515e1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe65bc6368722e3b2e0600#post_54fe65bc6368722e3b2e0600\r\nStill\r\nWE MUST DESTROY IT","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fe68c263687276d26b0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If boobs send an electric shock towards perverts when groped...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe6911636872773f430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6750636872515e1a0100#post_54fe6750636872515e1a0100\r\nNU NOT THE DRQAGON LADY!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe694d6368723d12e21d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe68c263687276d26b0b00#post_54fe68c263687276d26b0b00\r\nAha! a booby trap! How shocking.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54fe698963687275fffb1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6911636872773f430000#post_54fe6911636872773f430000\r\n*Dark souls armor*\r\nIt must be done ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fe69df636872754d331100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe694d6368723d12e21d00#post_54fe694d6368723d12e21d00\r\n!http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/310/e/a/eyyy_arco_by_gafagear-d4fd4x8.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe6a3a6368722eda732500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe698963687275fffb1100#post_54fe698963687275fffb1100\r\nNU!\r\n\r\n*Drives away* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe6a5e636872155b5e1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6a3a6368722eda732500#post_54fe6a3a6368722eda732500\r\nWell \r\nI'm not trying to kill you... So drive boy DRIVE ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fe6a7f63687271ef0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I taught innocent little Albus what pegging was. Should I feel bad?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe6b066368724713430c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6a7f63687271ef0a0100#post_54fe6a7f63687271ef0a0100\r\n*You have failed!*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6a5e636872155b5e1500#post_54fe6a5e636872155b5e1500\r\n*Takes the Dragon lady and drives off*\r\n\r\nOK! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fe6b7663687219b95d1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6a7f63687271ef0a0100#post_54fe6a7f63687271ef0a0100\r\nNah. Knowledge is power, I learned that from G.I. Joe or some other 80s cartoon with tacked on morals at the end.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fe6bab6368725a69740900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6b7663687219b95d1100#post_54fe6b7663687219b95d1100\r\nYeah, I remember those PAs.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54fe6bff6368725607510400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/bd7e4486088e3a749b36b8991335095d/tumblr_nkyqv9ibPX1tfqh6xo1_1280.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fe6c066368725a69a50900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6bab6368725a69740900#post_54fe6bab6368725a69740900\r\nBad PSAs are honestly some of my favorite things in the world.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fe6cc063687255f6800b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was reading a manga how a feminine-looking boy got turned into a girl by Loki.\r\n\r\nWhen he was turned, he said \"MY WILLY'S GONE!\"\r\n\r\nI never laughed so much for a long time.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe6cf16368720cf5fe1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6cc063687255f6800b00#post_54fe6cc063687255f6800b00\r\nLink pls.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe6d9c636872515e3b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6cf16368720cf5fe1000#post_54fe6cf16368720cf5fe1000\r\n\"MY WILLY!\":http://mangafox.me/manga/boku_girl/v01/c001/46.html","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now I've learned one of the most annoying things when drinking alcohol: sober light weights that think they're hot shit.  I'm moderately drunk after drinking half a bottle of tequila and the person in question can't even drink a six pack of light bear without going to the hospital and yet I'm getting recorded on the phone making french fries.\r\n\r\nWhat is their facebook post supposed to be? \"dohohoho look at this person after drinking half a bottle of tequila making french fries while walking fine and doing the sobriety test by walking on a straight line and doing so within reason?  Look at how well they handle their alcohol and laugh\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54fe6ec063687224b8250600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200#post_54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200\r\nThat's what happens when you get drunk.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe6ef26368727a10ad3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uuugggghh. Dammit Suge! Can't you stay out of trouble?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe6f006368720402a50a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200#post_54fe6e7a63687208c1f41200\r\nThis is why I maintain a policy of stealing people's phones when I drink. Then throwing said phones at them while I cackle maniacally.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54fe6f3363687206ae041300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fe6f006368720402a50a00#post_54fe6f006368720402a50a00\r\nAnd it's why I rarely ever allow myself to get totally drunk.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fe6f706368726164700500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I could try and get drunk for once.\r\nI might just do that when my parents and religious friends aren't around.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}