time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/460.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539118c06368721656740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391187963687214801b0300#post_5391187963687214801b0300\r\n*Surrenders* ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391194b6368724ac50e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539118c06368721656740100#post_539118c06368721656740100\r\n\r\n\r\n*xcom squad enters the abttle*\r\n\r\n*assault soldier approaches randy and stuns him with the arch trower*\r\n\r\nsupport:you are coming home with us\r\n\r\n*randy gets put in the xcom ship and taken to the HQ*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391199463687279c9e20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5391194b6368724ac50e0500#post_5391194b6368724ac50e0500\r\n*Sleeps on the way*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53911b276368721656400200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Deletes system32 for the universe.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53911bc86368724ac5d50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Um... what is happening now?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53911c696368723fccbb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911bc86368724ac5d50500#post_53911bc86368724ac5d50500\r\n\r\n\r\nrandy was let lose and ate almsot everyone, fortunely the xcom squad was here to capture him, interrogate him, and probably kill him for an autopsy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53911c9563687222bfee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911c696368723fccbb0000#post_53911c696368723fccbb0000\r\n\r\n..........Awww, I missed the best part :(","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53911d646368727d98d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"this is probably the best odd future beat i have heard\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3-hVbqREM&feature=kp ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53911dd86368725902f00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911c696368723fccbb0000#post_53911c696368723fccbb0000\r\n*Introduces aliens with many bendable boneless ligaments capable of reproducing with humans to make them willingly let be taken over by just dumping billions out of the ship in Japan.*\r\n\r\n(That does raise a point actually; if aliens wanted to take over the earth just unleash animals with many bendable boneless ligaments capable of moving on their own and a lot of people would willingly surrender)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53911e436368724ac59c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911dd86368725902f00300#post_53911dd86368725902f00300\r\n\r\n\r\nunless we create the xcom project fast.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53911ed76368721392c70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"LOOK AT HOW COLORFUL THIS FUCKING MOTH IS!\r\n!http://www.billhubick.com/images/rosy_maple_moth_wv_20060701.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53911eed6368726add140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The narrator is here, he was always here, but didn't say a word because he currently is suffering from the common flu, and is in his bed, drinking some tea which still tasted terrible but was good for his health.*\r\n\r\n*Though, he is strong willed and charming, keeping himself from sleeping as the time is not right and would easily break his sleeping schedule. But enough about me, a dinosaur just tried to kill everyone and everything, including my favourite toy, the Furbies. The heroes battled against the large omnisexual predator with everything they got, even the XCom Squad came to help and is probably currently cutting him openn to find the kryptonite that was stuck in his pancreas. Fortunately, it was not poisonous or else we might have a zombie dinosaur outbreak with laser eyes, bullet proof skin, flight and X-ray vision.*\r\n\r\n*I do not want to live in a world like that, but that isn't really my problem.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53911f2f6368723784640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911eed6368726add140100#post_53911eed6368726add140100\r\nYou okay Narrator-san?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539120386368726afb4c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I want to funnel glyphosate into Someguy111's rectum.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539120906368726ec9a60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539120386368726afb4c0100#post_539120386368726afb4c0100\r\nHas anyone ever told you that might need therapy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539120ce63687213927d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539120906368726ec9a60400#post_539120906368726ec9a60400\r\nNo, but my aunt has told me that my fascination with diseases, bestiality, sex and deviant sex acts is \"sick\".","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539121236368723fcca70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53911f2f6368723784640100#post_53911f2f6368723784640100\r\n*The charming and beautiful narrator, which is me, feels a bit sick but he is strong and chose not to sleep in the morning as it would break his sleeping schedule which would later give him problems worst than what he has now.*\r\n\r\n*Though, his mind is still as strong as it always has, filled with crazy imaginative ideas and plots such as a a mechanized shark controlled by a monkey, terrorizing the streets with its vicious teeth and rocket launchers, under the command of a Russian house plant with a fedora, moustache and a cigar stuck to its roots.*\r\n\r\n*That was not the craziest idea he had.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53912130636872534a7a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539120ce63687213927d0400#post_539120ce63687213927d0400\r\nI know a little of what that feels like.\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539121236368723fcca70200#post_539121236368723fcca70200\r\nWell you just focus on getting better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539121cc6368724aa8890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539121236368723fcca70200#post_539121236368723fcca70200\r\nHere is some better tea for you.\r\n*Gives tea*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539122796368724bc3110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539121cc6368724aa8890000#post_539121cc6368724aa8890000\r\n*The amazing and unbeatable narrator stares in disgust, wondering if this is sarcasm or a way to fuel his need to narrate some more.*\r\n\r\n_(Microphone breaks)_\r\n\r\n_(In a high squeaky voice)_ ~Nooooo! My only way to prove my masculinity!~","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539122c66368723784c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539122796368724bc3110100#post_539122796368724bc3110100\r\nDrink it and you will have Morgan Freeman's voice for 5 hours.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539124866368724b64ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539122c66368723784c60200#post_539122c66368723784c60200\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539122796368724bc3110100#post_539122796368724bc3110100\r\nDrink it and you will have Morgan Freeman's voice for 5 hours.[/bq]\r\nWait!  No!  That's the drink for Gordon Freeman's voice, not Morgan Freeman's! . . And he already drank it all, whoops.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539129066368727a08760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"so apparently tyler its bored of being considered only a rapper, and during his interview with larry king, he said he is interested in being an singing more and be an actor\":http://radio.com/2014/06/05/tyler-the-creator-tells-larry-king-he-hates-rapping/ ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5391292d6368724a834a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The Smiling Pony is our Fuhrer.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5391296f6368724aa8ad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539129066368727a08760000#post_539129066368727a08760000\r\n\r\nhe also said he loves jennifer lawrence.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}