time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4696.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55063db46368721245700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063bf263687267e6100c00#post_55063bf263687267e6100c00\r\n>mfwnogf/bf/tf\r\n!static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dakimakura_765f27_4052055.jpg!\r\nExcept replace that with the blade wolf one","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55063e2063687225e2080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063db46368721245700200#post_55063db46368721245700200\r\nAt least we have our Butts! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063e706368722000910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063e2063687225e2080100#post_55063e2063687225e2080100\r\n<(Q_Q<)\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55063ea16368726788191600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063e2063687225e2080100#post_55063e2063687225e2080100\r\nMy weenie doesn't reach my own butt!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55063ee763687261e08c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Guy captures fox barehanded.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL38nvuKazM","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55063f6f63687207837d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063ea16368726788191600#post_55063ea16368726788191600\r\n-~I could help with that!~-\r\n\r\nDon't worry you'll be just fine! We don't need weenies!\r\n\r\n*Cries*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063e706368722000910000#post_55063e706368722000910000\r\nCome over here my brother! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55063fb0636872183f420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do y'all want girlfriends\r\n\r\nThat's such a hassle","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"55064022636872183f820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063fb0636872183f420200#post_55063fb0636872183f420200\r\nI don't\r\nI have a boyfriend\r\n\r\n~On the other side of the continent~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55064027636872145a930100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063fb0636872183f420200#post_55063fb0636872183f420200\r\nA boyfriend is fine too. \r\n\r\nOr whatever tf stands for...transfriend? ... Transformer?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI would screw a transformer","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550640376368724ebf9b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063fb0636872183f420200#post_55063fb0636872183f420200\r\nBecause of the evil magyck of hormones. Personally I'm over it, but only because I've been stabbed in the leg with a steak knife.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55064041636872204e880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*yawn*\r\nI'm sleepy","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550640636368723b97510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't have a girlfriend.\r\nThough, I keep getting messages from girls I don't know.\r\n\r\nIt usually ends with me ignoring and blocking the number.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550640766368723b975f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55064041636872204e880100#post_55064041636872204e880100\r\nMasquerade, now's your chance\r\n\r\nOnce he's asleep, tie him up!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550640b563687214fe6d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55063fb0636872183f420200#post_55063fb0636872183f420200\r\n[bq=\"masquerade\"]Why do y'all want girlfriends\r\n\r\nThat's such a hassle[/bq]\r\nBecause honor ","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550640d0636872626b5d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550640b563687214fe6d0100#post_550640b563687214fe6d0100\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/5ff403e99ffe9deab615790b585566c6/tumblr_n8dvodAAvl1tvs2yoo2_500.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5506410963687216d5b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550640b563687214fe6d0100#post_550640b563687214fe6d0100\r\nThat's the worst reason\r\n\r\nCuddles are best reason\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5506412b636872253c9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550640d0636872626b5d0300#post_550640d0636872626b5d0300\r\nAlmost all of my friends have a gf, OR ARE ALREADY MARRIED!\r\nI had a gf in the past, but it was for a short time.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"550641346368722fe26b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506410963687216d5b50100#post_5506410963687216d5b50100\r\nCuddles are great! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5506414d636872224a3e1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550640d0636872626b5d0300#post_550640d0636872626b5d0300\r\n!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f0/56/6c/f0566cc52348c0e338e9c42f3cb4c160.jpg!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5506416563687267e6260d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506410963687216d5b50100#post_5506410963687216d5b50100\r\nThe worst reason would be \"only for sex\" and \"she/he has money\".\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5506417b6368721245320300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"~I wish I had someone~\r\n*cries silently aka loudly* ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"550641906368723dca141700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506417b6368721245320300#post_5506417b6368721245320300\r\nYou will one day.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"550641e163687238eaae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550641906368723dca141700#post_550641906368723dca141700\r\nSometimes I really doubt that\r\n~I don't exactly have any friends either~ ","author":"54af708b63687249cb6c0100"},{"id":"550641ff6368725c24570300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506417b6368721245320300#post_5506417b6368721245320300\r\nDon't worry! You'll fined that super special awesome guy!\r\n\r\nJust you wait! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5506422963687238eabd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Peregrine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5506417b6368721245320300#post_5506417b6368721245320300\r\nDon't worry about that.\r\nThere is a lot of fishes in the water :)","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}