time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/470.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53939d166368726d65350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939b976368726c9c870000#post_53939b976368726c9c870000\r\n~^(but I'm not a girl though _*OR AM I!?*_)^~\r\n\r\nHURRAAAY!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939be36368726a048f0000#post_53939be36368726a048f0000\r\nWait you can?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53939d626368726a52cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939d0d6368726a52800100#post_53939d0d6368726a52800100\r\n\r\nI got an experience like that once [spoiler] I still got the markings... [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939d166368726d65350100#post_53939d166368726d65350100\r\n\r\nScary, I know :/","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53939d7a6368726a44280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939a076368726db70d0000#post_53939a076368726db70d0000\r\nNice. If you need anything, make a thread in the art forum or PM me. My skill is not great, but I can offer information more specific than \"keep practicing\".","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53939db46368726d65960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939d626368726a52cf0100#post_53939d626368726a52cf0100\r\n_How about I add a few more~_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53939e006368726a96050200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939db46368726d65960100#post_53939db46368726d65960100\r\n\r\nNo, then I would need stitches and I don't plan on dressing like Frankenstein until Haloween","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53939e236368726d0fa60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939e006368726a96050200#post_53939e006368726a96050200\r\nI'll have you know that I've never actually broken the skin!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53939e546368726c9c940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939e236368726d0fa60100#post_53939e236368726d0fa60100\r\n\r\nThere's always a first time honey, and I don't want it to be mine xD","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53939e866368726abe340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Grieffon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939d7a6368726a44280100#post_53939d7a6368726a44280100\r\nSure thing man, Thanks!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939e006368726a96050200#post_53939e006368726a96050200\r\nSo does it hurt you're back? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53939e866368726a52510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939e546368726c9c940100#post_53939e546368726c9c940100\r\nFair enough darling. But remember the offer is still bent over the table~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53939ee06368726d90a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939e866368726abe340200#post_53939e866368726abe340200\r\n\r\nNot if you warm up first, is like any other strecthing exercize before doing anything like swimming or lifting weights\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939e866368726a52510200#post_53939e866368726a52510200\r\n\r\nOh I know you'll like me bent on that table~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393a0c86368726a44340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53939ee06368726d90a60100#post_53939ee06368726d90a60100\r\n\"this is nova on \"Sucking you're own dick\"\r\n\r\n\"First let do some warm ups, come on baby lift that this 1,2,3,4, come on hun work those buns 5,6,7,8\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393a124636872719a6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a0c86368726a44340200#post_5393a0c86368726a44340200\r\n\r\nYou mother-I'm laughing so hard at that right now!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393a2536368721738420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a124636872719a6b0000#post_5393a124636872719a6b0000\r\nHahaha. XD\r\n\r\nI can just see it now.\r\n\r\n\"Man get rich by making Blueray DVD's on how to suck yourself off\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393a3386368723377180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a2536368721738420000#post_5393a2536368721738420000\r\n\r\nCan't get a date? Feel alone? Has your special someone neglect her or his support for your troops? Not anymore!\r\n\r\nWith this guide, you'll learn how to suck yourself on ways only you ever could!\r\n\r\nCall this number and if you're from the first 100 callers, you'll aslo get a wondeful surprise! What are you waiting for?\r\n\r\n01-555-5U68","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393a3676368722fab240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a2536368721738420000#post_5393a2536368721738420000\r\nBut on the other hand the job would suck hard cause imagine having to constantly push yourself to the edge of exhaustion by making the films yourself.  That would blow.  On the other hand you'd just have to swallow the situation you're in and take it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5393a4d263687253dd550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a3676368722fab240000#post_5393a3676368722fab240000\r\nHehe, it certainly would be a sticky situation afterwards.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a3386368723377180000#post_5393a3386368723377180000\r\nOh my god.\r\n\r\nI wonder what the surprise is? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393a6286368725562bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a4d263687253dd550000#post_5393a4d263687253dd550000\r\nSpeaking of which who wants to hear a very interesting story about something that happened to me?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5393a64063687252d9f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a6286368725562bb0000#post_5393a6286368725562bb0000\r\n\r\nMe!\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a4d263687253dd550000#post_5393a4d263687253dd550000\r\n\r\nI'm too scared to think about it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393a7376368721ef5330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a64063687252d9f30000#post_5393a64063687252d9f30000\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a6286368725562bb0000#post_5393a6286368725562bb0000\r\n\r\nMe!\r\n[/bq]\r\nOkay; it's about the time I got caught looking at porn when I should have been doing work.  This one time I was supposed to be doing a ton of work and instead like I said I was looking at porn right on the clock too; not even having the work minimized to press quickly in case someone walked in.  Lo and behold my boss was in the room and saw what I was doing.  You would think you would get in shit tons of trouble for that; instead they give me a handjob and that's the benefit of being self employed.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5393a8266368721ef5870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a7376368721ef5330000#post_5393a7376368721ef5330000\r\nWow, wooooooooooooooooooooooooow.\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nu5Tgd689HU/T5B6uVau32I/AAAAAAAAA_M/lxTEacYKc84/s1600/shocked-will-smith.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393a85963687252c2aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393a7376368721ef5330000#post_5393a7376368721ef5330000\r\n\r\nI've been looking at that comment for 5 minutes... Can't argue with that logic","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393aae063687222d3860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"You must hear this version of Feel Good Inc\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VciG5j9e2j8","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5393ab2263687222d3950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393aae063687222d3860000#post_5393aae063687222d3860000\r\n_*Holy shit!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393afa9636872516d4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393aae063687222d3860000#post_5393aae063687222d3860000\r\nWho sings this? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5393b0226368722290d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5393afa9636872516d4a0000#post_5393afa9636872516d4a0000\r\n\r\nNo idea, there's no info on the video. BUT IT SOUNDS AWESOME","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}