time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4759.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5508cd2d6368721801380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Top of the morning.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5508cd3b6368720366871400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cce46368721892c60800#post_5508cce46368721892c60800\r\nOH waiting for a figurine or the Anime?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5508cd5663687236867b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"asdfghjkl","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508cd6963687271843a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd3b6368720366871400#post_5508cd3b6368720366871400\r\nOr the lamia","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508cd716368726655cb0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cc5463687203502b1100#post_5508cc5463687203502b1100\r\nI wanna be another human.\r\nBut I dont wanna be born in INDIA!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508cd9a6368727184660400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd2d6368721801380200#post_5508cd2d6368721801380200\r\nbottom of the morning","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5508cdae6368720e29fe0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ccf2636872751c150400#post_5508ccf2636872751c150400\r\nI know you","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508cdbb6368726a71d30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd3b6368720366871400#post_5508cd3b6368720366871400\r\nALL 3","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508cdcc63687218017a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd716368726655cb0600#post_5508cd716368726655cb0600\r\nMaybe a human in every other life. Just for the sake of being at the top of the food chain. But then something cute\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508cdcf6368727124130300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd716368726655cb0600#post_5508cd716368726655cb0600\r\nWhat if you go back in time and are born as hitler\r\n\r\nWhat then","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508cdf463687209f3a10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cdcc63687218017a0200#post_5508cdcc63687218017a0200\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd716368726655cb0600#post_5508cd716368726655cb0600\r\nI want to be Born a Girl!\r\n\r\nAnd See what it feels like! \r\n\r\nEither that or a Dragon!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5508ce416368722f86f20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cdcf6368727124130300#post_5508cdcf6368727124130300\r\nMaybe I was.\r\nMaybe that's the reason someone snapped a picture of him in dem funny shorts.","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508ce44636872778b000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cd9a6368727184660400#post_5508cd9a6368727184660400\r\nActually, the proper response is \"And the rest of the day to you, sir.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5508ce4a63687270d67b1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cdf463687209f3a10300#post_5508cdf463687209f3a10300\r\nBorn as a chinese girl","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5508ce9363687240845b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Personally I'd like to be reborn as wasp, but a sentient wasp so I can be a real asshole about it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5508cec0636872778b310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cdbb6368726a71d30500#post_5508cdbb6368726a71d30500\r\nAH I see, I also see no friend request on XBL, i can only take this to mean that you now hate me, and i must go to commit sepeku \r\n\r\n\"(v;-;)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4 ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5508cec863687215f5260600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cdcf6368727124130300#post_5508cdcf6368727124130300\r\nUhhh...\r\nI guess I'd do the same thing Hitler did, I guess?\r\nOne wouldn't have ANY memories of their previous lives.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508cee463687262e4d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ce9363687240845b0200#post_5508ce9363687240845b0200\r\nYou wanna be an asshole, be a bird. A goose or a seagull or something.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508cee96368722e29af0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to become a Sloth","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5508ceff6368720366241500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cec0636872778b310100#post_5508cec0636872778b310100\r\nOH SNAP\r\nI'll send it now ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508cf4e6368727500c00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to become a dolphin.\r\n\r\nIt's the most closest animal with same personality of the humans.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5508cf526368720205813900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508ceff6368720366241500#post_5508ceff6368720366241500\r\nOH........wish you had said that before the knife twisting,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5508cf536368722b18a00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.tumblr.com/814fa5177c33cfc34ea0b4a95fa83c80/tumblr_inline_nivorrpi291sklgqh.jpg!\r\n_yes I do believe that was me in a past life_","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508cf5463687277593e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cec863687215f5260600#post_5508cec863687215f5260600\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cdcf6368727124130300#post_5508cdcf6368727124130300\r\nUhhh...\r\nI guess I'd do the same thing Hitler did, I guess?[/bq]\r\nYou would. So when does free will come into the equation then, i wonder? _Hmmmm?_ Are our lives fated after all?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508cfbd63687258a8190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cee463687262e4d80000#post_5508cee463687262e4d80000\r\nBirds are assholes by instinct, I want to be a flying, stinging insect with all the mental faculties of a human. Lot of potential for being an asshole in that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}