time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4760.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5508cfc16368721cfd470600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cf5463687277593e0200#post_5508cf5463687277593e0200\r\nNah, he would die the same way,","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508cfc66368721cfd4f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Me in my next life:\r\n!i.imgur.com/AOY4b.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508cfd46368722b5e1b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cf4e6368727500c00600#post_5508cf4e6368727500c00600\r\nYou mean murdering babies for fun and reproducing near exclusively through rape? cuz i checked and even the worst case scenarios only put the number of sexual assault victims at 20% of woman and 5-10% of men,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5508cff66368721cfd750600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cf526368720205813900#post_5508cf526368720205813900\r\nOh\r\nWell you'll see the request\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508cffd63687258a83d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys, really.\r\nYou better hope you're not reborn in India.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508d0206368722aa0680b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cfbd63687258a8190000#post_5508cfbd63687258a8190000\r\nBut you will have a short life.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5508d03163687204cf000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cfc66368721cfd4f0600#post_5508cfc66368721cfd4f0600\r\nNeeds to be in gif form\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/0buXZ.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5508d03a6368722aa0750b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cffd63687258a83d0000#post_5508cffd63687258a83d0000\r\nUnless you're a cow","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508d04f6368727184b90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d03a6368722aa0750b00#post_5508d03a6368722aa0750b00\r\nWell...\r\nI dunno what they do to cows.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508d05c6368722aa0890b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cfd46368722b5e1b0200#post_5508cfd46368722b5e1b0200\r\nExactly, same personality like humans.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5508d07c6368722f86270700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d03163687204cf000000#post_5508d03163687204cf000000\r\nYes\r\nThis is me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5508d0b1636872589c8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508cfc16368721cfd470600#post_5508cfc16368721cfd470600\r\nWhat about you? Perhaps you were someone in the future in a past life. From that future person's perspective, your current incarnation had already lived and died. And now you're going to live and die exactly the same way, and nothing will change that. Fate. No free will.\r\n\r\n\r\n^I may or may not be slightly drunk^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508d0b86368727cc3da0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't want to be reborn. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5508d1786368724084ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d0b1636872589c8c0000#post_5508d0b1636872589c8c0000\r\nNow I'm confused.\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d0b86368727cc3da0600#post_5508d0b86368727cc3da0600\r\nAchieve moksha then.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508d1bf63687255d92c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if you and your soulmate were born together\r\nAnd then they died\r\nAnd you got older and they were reborn again\r\nBut you two keep dying before you meet each other\r\nAnd you never meet because how is an 80 year old supposed to fall in love with a toddler?","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508d20463687255d95f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d1bf63687255d92c0800#post_5508d1bf63687255d92c0800\r\n\r\nThe Aristocrats","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5508d20f6368720afbd60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Question: If you were to liken yourself to a beast, what's the best candidate that would suit your characteristics?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5508d21463687202051a3a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d1bf63687255d92c0800#post_5508d1bf63687255d92c0800\r\nYa wouldn't ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5508d26c6368722e29660900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d21463687202051a3a00#post_5508d21463687202051a3a00\r\nSOULMATES DESTINED TO BE ALONE FOREVER","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5508d26d636872600edc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d20f6368720afbd60900#post_5508d20f6368720afbd60900\r\nA seagull probably\r\n\r\nA loud, annoying, filthy seagull. Yes.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5508d28f63687270d6db1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d20f6368720afbd60900#post_5508d20f6368720afbd60900\r\nDo I really have to answer that by now?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5508d2bb636872600e000200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d20f6368720afbd60900#post_5508d20f6368720afbd60900\r\nThere's so many I wouldn't even know.\r\nAny suggestion?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5508d2be636872600e010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d20f6368720afbd60900#post_5508d20f6368720afbd60900\r\n\r\nSnail","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5508d2c563687263c8800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is my avatar not showing up anymore?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5508d2fc6368722b18230900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5508d2c563687263c8800000#post_5508d2c563687263c8800000\r\nBecause your subjective experience is different to the rest of us. I for one see your avatar perfectly.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}